Transcript [EN]: Our First Time Playing Until Dawn (Part 1)

- Hello, everyone. Today, myself, and Amanda, and Angela are playing "Until Dawn." - Yay! - From Super Massive Games. It's super fun, very story-driven. We're gonna get into it. Nitty gritty, it's gonna be crazy. You guys ready to have some cinematic fun? - I'm so excited because there's real actors in this. - And we get to watch like a movie. - And we get to choose our own adventure. - And we get to, it's like a movie where we choose our own adventure. - Have you already played this before? - You put those two together? - I did way back when it came out. I don't remember really anything now. - Have you? - No. - Me neither. - Let's do it. - I'm hitting new story, we're gonna get into it. - Oh, my God. - Wait, wait, wait, slow down! - Is it a scary movie? - What? It's literally, I'm gonna put the controller down. We're watching the game. - Have you played this before, "The Butterfly Effect"? - I have, back when it came out. It came out in like 2014 or something like that. - "A tiny butterfly flapping its wings today "may lead to a devastating hurricane." (suspenseful music) - Weeks from now. - Yeah, weeks from now. Yeah, so that's the whole point of the game, the whole theme is that like any small action you make can fully affect the outcome. So there's a bunch of different endings to this game. - They did this with Ashton Kutcher. - "The smallest decision "can dramatically change the outcome." - "Butterfly Effect." - How crazy is this? Are you freaking out, is this blowing your mind? - "Your actions will shape how the story unfolds." - "Unfolds." Wow, it's beautiful. It's 'cause it's like a butterfly. - Oh, my God, it's a butterfly's wing. - Uh-huh, and that's the effect. - Shit like this freaks me out because it is kind of true. Everything we do every day kind of affects everything. - "Your story is one of many possibilities." - You're a free will, not a predestination person, huh? - Oof, I don't know. - "Choose your actions carefully." - I don't know. - A whole class. - Whoa. - Cozy. Guys, we're having a sleepover after this, right? - No, okay. (suspenseful music) Sorry. - Look at how beautiful this is. This is a remaster. So they just like remastered all the graphics and everything like a year ago. - So this is from 2014? - Something like that, I don't know. - This reminds me of home, like a cabin in the woods. - It's crazy that 2014 was a long time ago. - Long time ago. - That's wild. - 10 Plus, 10 years, over 10 years. - Ugh. - Oh, my God, a woman with a suitcase. - Oh. - Oh, that's a bag of trash. - Oh, wait, that's a bag of trash. - You fool, you fool. - I need my glasses. - No! - Ah. - Ah! - Our first death. - She's gorgeous. - Just so we're clear, I don't like remember, I don't know how any of the choices I make affect anything. - Okay. - Okay. - I just remember a couple of the outcomes. - Oh, she has blunt bangs. You love blunt bangs. - I do too. - Watch her, watch her go. - Oh, my God, I should probably touch the controller. - She's walking like she's ready to attack. - Who's this actor? - These look like people, guys. - They are. - They are, we went over that. - Oh. - We did go over that. - We went over that. You'll need to stay still, okay, this is the fun part. - "Hold the controller still and don't panic, try it now." - If a moose came up to me like that, I wouldn't know what to do. - That is not a moose. - Like an animal like that came up to me like that. - A stag. - Whoa, oh, my God. It told me to, it told me to. - I would get close to it. - If you move too much there, should be consequences. - Oh, my God, I feel like I'm in this game right now. - I have touched like a stag before like that. - Is that a stag? - Guys, don't talk to me, I can't move, shh. - They're everywhere on the East Coast. - Chat, don't move. - Don't move. - Stop, no, no! (Trevor laughs) - What did you do, Trevor? - You made me laugh. - By saying chat? - Well, that's my job. - Yeah, that's pretty sad, actually. - That was so cringe. - That's really sad. - That was like, disgusting. - Oh, her boyfriend sucks. Oh, wait, who's this? This is a different woman. - I'll tell you this. - Is this is a different woman? - This is a different woman. - This one is inside and not wearing a pink, puffy jacket. - Sometimes women change jackets, so, you know. - Yeah, but she doesn't have the bangs. - No bangs. - But it's the same actor, 'cause they have the same pockmark on their face. - We are never seeing both of them. - Are they twins? - We have confirmed that they're different women. - Open the wine. - Jeez, Josh. Once again, brother, you've outdone us all. - Can we turn it up, can we turn it up? Can we turn it up? - Oh, they're brothers and sisters. - Look it, here we go. - What a drunk brother. - Josh. - Let me see, Rami Malek. - Mm-hm. - Rami Malek? - Rami Malek. - Is it Malek? - That's Josh. - Is it Malek? - I don't know, that's what I've always said. I don't feel confident. It's one of those names where I never really feel confident saying it. - Yeah. - Wait, my mind is being (beep) blown right now, you guys. - This is gorgeous. - I can't believe this is a video game. - It's like "Last of Us." People like actually just watch gameplay of it because the story's so good. - No, in this movie. This movie. (Trevor scoffs) This game especially, and the people that make this, there's a couple other ones. And that's the whole thing, is that they're just beautiful games that you really don't have a ton of gameplay. - Hello? - Whoa, mama, mama. - Who's that? - Yeah. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. So everyone's in the other room? Ugly skirt. - Yeah, not cute. - Ugly skirt. - God, I can't believe you actually did this. - I can't believe you did what? - Okay, I have no clue where we are, who we are. What's happening? - I think they're all at a cabin partying. - Mm-hmm. - And whenever that happens, someone dies. - Ugly sweater, ugly sweater. - Who do you think is gonna die? - The girl with the pigtails. - Don't you guys think this is a little bit cruel? - Whoa. - Come on. - Oh, my God, they're pulling a prank. - She deserves, who? - It's not her fault that she has a huge crush on Mike. - Hannah's been making the moves on him. I'm just looking out for my girl Em. - They do boobs weird in this. - Okay, so that's Erin's boy, and the other girl that they wanna scare is ... - So, Mike, Emily, lovers in the night. - I'm not anybody's man. - Whatever you say, darling. - Who's the prank that they're pulling on? - I'm so in on this. - Who are they pulling the prank on? - I don't know. - I think the girl outside. - I don't know yet. Well, actually, I think I do know, but I'm not gonna say anything. - Okay, it must be this bitch. - Yeah, they're gonna (beep). - They hired the stag. - I mean, look at those boots. I'd do it too. - She's, she's working. - See, they're gonna scare her. - Look at how awesome that, wouldn't you like to party with your friends in a big cabin like that, though? - You can. - Well, I don't, I don't know if anyone would come. - Trevor. - I don't know if I could ... - People would come. - People would come, Trevor. - I don't know, thank you. - Build it, they will come. - Oh. Someone got drawn on. - Okay, so this is definitely new. I'm like, pretty sure the drawing on the face thing, I don't remember that, I could be wrong, but I think they've added some things. Oh, boy, gameplay. - What? - Here we go. Moving around the kitchen. - "Look around to inspect the environment." Inspect? - We're gonna inspect the environment. - But we know something she doesn't know, which is she's about to be pranked or something? - We think it's her who might be pranked. A wine fridge? This place is fancy. - Whoa, look at that. Oh, my God, why have they got pizza in there? - Let's just keep inspecting. - Okay. - Well, a whole wine fridge, that's nice. - No, that's rich shit. - Is there a ... I forget that they, how weird the movement in this game is. You have to like stop, and look, and then move somewhere. I don't know what I'm supposed to be inspecting. - Can you look out the window? - Oh, yeah. - Whoa! Okay, hold on. - No. (suspenseful music) - Where's the creepy guy with them? - See, they're trying to scare us. - Right there. - Did you see that? Dad said it'd just be us this weekend. - Dad? - Josh? - They're kids? - Josh's brother. Rami Malek's brother. - So where's the dad? Because those all look like teenagers. - Oh, my God, okay. - Those are what we call skinny jeans. - I've exited the kitchen. - Go over the blue light. - Okay, oh, yeah, yeah, here we go, here we go. - The computer. - Here we go. - The computer. - The computer. - Find out what's on there. (Angela laughs) There must be files. - This is so fun. - Okay. - Oh, okay. - Find out what the others are up to. - Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I don't use PlayStation- - Wait! - PlayStation controllers. - Go back! - Okay. This is just a pause menu. - It's okay. - We have to break the relationship status. - Honest, charitable, not very funny, okay. Oh, so this is just the character that we're playing as right now, 'cause we'll play as a bunch of the different characters. - Got it, and what's her name? - Beth. - Beth. - Beth. - Beth. - Relationship. - Oh, it's always Beth. - Super tight with Hannah and Josh. - Okay. - Okay. - Does not (beep) with Emily. - Good to know. - Emily's probably the blonde. - "Han, it's been fun hanging out with you. "No one gets me like you do, come find me later. "I'll be waiting." Oh, this is Mike. - This is the prank. - That wasn't a very good Mike voice. - No, this is the prank though. - Yeah. - This is the prank. - All right, "Hide transcript". - Oh, my God. What did our naive sister get herself into now? - Huh? Oh, Han. - Oh, it's the other one, glasses. - It's the other one, it's glasses. - So that's Beth, this is Han. Beth and Hannah and Josh are siblings. - Yeah. - Got it, okay. - So they set her up that Mike has a crush on her and now she's gonna get all cute. - Mm-hmm, oh, my God, am I gonna have to do makeup? I better pass it off. - You think? (all laugh) - Ew. - That's good, passing it off. - Let me know when we get a gun. (all laugh) - Or there's a ball I could throw. - Yeah. (suspenseful music continues) - What are they doing? - What are these (beep) up to? - Oh, no, they're hiding, oh, no. - They're gonna come in and scare her. Oh, no. - Oh, no. - Can we stop it? - No. - Well, I don't wanna be a part of a game- - She's got a butterfly tattoo. - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God. There should be a game where you can go in during like- - Big gulp. - Awful moments in history and stop it. - That'd be cool. - Totally. - These camera pans are crazy. I'm pretty sure that was not in the original. - Yeah. This is so effed. - Hey, you got ... (Amanda and Angela slur indistinctly) - Mike say, "Yeah, yes." - "I'm gonna hide behind this pole, "because I'm a little skinny girl." - "Here I go, breasts look good, body looks good. "Ready to go." - "Glasses look bad, awesome." - "Awesome. (all laugh) "But when I take them off, I'm gonna be the hot girl. "You just wait." (suspenseful music continues) Oh, my God. - These fucking losers, they make her cry I'll kill them. - This is crazy. If I walked into a room, and a dude was sitting like that, I'd walk right out. - Me too. - Yeah. - "Hey, Hannah." She's so hot. - "Hey, Hannah." - Jesus. - Mike. - Did you go to the Sunglasses Hut? - I don't think we can hear anything. - "Hey, Hannah, it's me, Mike." Whoa, we're seeing the camera. - Oh, there it is. - I got your note. - There it is. There it is. - Maybe we should start with a little, you know, making out. - Yeah, that's natural. - And see where it goes from there? - Ew. - That's a natural way to approach that situation. - That would not turn me on whatsoever. - Why is she smiling? - Hey, maybe we start with a little making out, you know? - Oh. - Oh, wow. - That's how she makes out. - Oh, my God, she's taking her shirt off. - Shh, shh, shh. - Hannah, Hannah, hey, honey, don't, it's just a stupid prank. - Boom. - No. (suspenseful music continues) - Wow. This is so dramatic. - [Mike] I'm sorry, Hannah, this all got outta hand. - You were just gonna take off your top right away? - You guys are jerks, you know that? - Wait, is that Hayden Pan ... - Yeah. Mm-hm. (Amanda gasps) - Hayden Panettiere? - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wow, who's Mike? - No one knows 'cause no one cares. - Exactly. - Guys ... - Why would you go outside? - I'm in heaven. - Yeah, this is awesome. - This is the best game. - This is awesome. - Oh, okay, what do we do? This is our first decision. - As who? - Find the others or wake Josh. - Hannah's sister. - So why would we wake Josh? - Wake Josh. Because, because he's our brother. - Wake Josh. - I don't know what to do. - Wake Josh. - Okay, we're waking Josh. - I don't wanna find others because they fucking suck. - We gotta hold it. - Rami. (suspenseful music continues) - Oh, my God. - "Wake up, our sister's been mortified." - Oh, no, but he's sloshed. - (beep). - Oh, no. - Shit, so we just wasted time? - Crap. - There's no danger, I don't understand. - No, everything you do is a butterfly effect, Angela. (all laugh) God! - Plays the game for 15 seconds. - Oh, it's fine, she just can't take a joke. - It was just a prank, Han. - She can't take a joke. - "It was just a prank, Han." - She was about to take her top off. - It wasn't serious. - You jerks! - Oh, no. - Now they're gonna run out into the wild. - This is ... this is freaking bad. - Do you think if we went outside immediately, we wouldn't have run into whatever we're about to run into, 'cause we lost, we wasted? Now I'm thinking of the butterfly effect. - I know you are. - Hannah. - Which is the right thing to do. - Okay. - Every action has other actions. - We're running. - Reaction. (birds caw) (Beth screams) (Amanda laughs) - I forgot you scream. - Hey, Trev. - Hey. Hey, Trev. - [Beth] Hannah. - Oh no. - [Beth] Hannah. - "It's just a prank, Han." - You never wanna go in the woods, in the snow, in a cabin, in nowhere, you know? - Without live streaming. - That's good advice. - I know, thanks. - A tree fell. - Goodness, a tree blocking our path. Oh, okay. That's crazy. - Dude, the guy with the knife did it. - Own flashlight. - Guaranteed. - Definitely that bright. - Direct the light beam around. - Okay. - Can we turn around and like move around? To the right. - I can't, I'm currently forced to go forward. - It's going straight to a bush, okay. - It will push us in a direction sometimes. - Okay, totally get it, totally get it. - I will try and do as much exploring as possible though. I promise. - Thank you. - I don't wanna miss anything. - Yeah, I mean ... - I want to get all the good juicy bits. - Thanks. - Where'd you go? (Amanda and Angela scream) (all laugh) - Your voice. - I know, I've been losing it. (Angela screams) - Did you see that they changed the iPhone flashlight? And now you can make it so that it's like not as wide but narrower. It's crazy technology. (Amanda screams) - That's crazy. - Sorry. - That's pretty crazy. - Did you just hear they did a full recall on all Cybertrucks? - [Alex] What? - Like today. - Wow. - That's because they're all bad, no? - There's a 45 minute live. (crew laughs) No. Look it up, a full recall of them all. - Oh my God. - Dude. - I bet something's gonna freaking happen in here. - Dude. - Uh-oh. - Why did Hannah run out without a jacket on? - She was mortified. - She was, she was. - Still though. - It's an emotional moment. - No, when I'm embarrassed I can't feel cold. - She could have gone like to the basement or something. I don't know. - Okay, here we go. Hannah. - Hannah. - See, this is my type of game. - What the fuck? - Hannah, come out, we're not gonna go in, Hannah. You just come on out. - Ooh. - Oh, I bet it's gonna be an animal or something. - I mean that was- - I bet they're gonna, oh my God. (cabin explodes) That's not an animal. Oh no, okay, here we go. This is bad, this is bad, this is bad. - Make the correct input. - I don't, I don't use a PlayStation controller so the QTEs are gonna be hard. - Fast, we're going fast. (dramatic music) - Go. - As I said, I'm gonna be bad. - Faster. - Oh no, it's so over, it's so over - Trevor. - I'm making bad decisions. - Trevor, you have to- - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - Can we switch Trevor out for another boy? - Trevor, you have to ask us. - Can we switch Trevor out for another boy? - No. - It's high pressure, it's high pressure! - That PlayStation numbers. - Follow noise or follow footprints? - Noise! - Noise! - Footprints! - What? - I don't know! - We need a boy who knows PlayStation. - No, we need one of us probably. - Okay, shadow or footprints? - Footprints, I don't know. - Shadows or footprints? - Footprints. - [Alex] You guys need to pick. - Footprints. - Footprints. - Footprints. - Footprints. - I was kidding, anybody who plays PlayStation, boy or girl. - It's okay, Angela, I totally got what you were saying. - You know what I mean? - I know what you mean. I hate when people run and look behind them. - Freaking out, I'm freaking out. - There she is! - There she is! - She hasn't buttoned her shirt up, that's how distressed she is. - See? You wanna follow the footprints, never the shadows. - It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. We did it, we did it. - Wow. I missed the QTE and we're okay. - Oh my God, you must be freezing. Here, take my coat. - I'm such an idiot. (Hannah sobs) - No you're not. - I'm such dumb idiot. - No, you're not. - No, you're not. - You're cool. (Angela screams) - There's a cabin on fire, we must run - Beth. - Oh no. - Hannah, Beth? - Oh no, there's something out there. - There is. Two sisters, one's gonna fall. Does she go back and get her? She does, 'cause she's a good sister, but it takes too much time. - The phone is gone. - Oh no. (dramatic music) - What's gonna, oh ... - No, girls! - What's that? - Girls. - (beep). (Hannah and Beth scream) - Trevor. - What? I didn't do that. What, I didn't do ... - I don't know, what did you do? - [Beth] Hold on. - Come on, come on. - Do you think if we didn't go check on our brother, we wouldn't be out here? - Probably, 'cause that's the butterfly effect. - Oh my God. Ah! - What the (beep) is that? - Drop it, oh, it's time, do we drop Hannah or do we let go? - We let go. - Let go. - We let go. - We'll never forgive ourselves. - We stayed with the woman. - We never forgive ourselves, let go. - I'm never letting you pick that. - Let go. - Let go - Dude, Gigi. - We will die together. (Trevor laughs) - Oh, is this- - Alex is shocked. - And that's on respecting women. - Because now we're gonna have each other. - We're dead though. - Yeah, yeah. - Well, at least we have each other. - So do you think that if we didn't check on Josh, we wouldn't be dead? - No, so I will say one of us, one of them would die no matter what. So we, Hannah dies no matter what. We could have saved Beth if we dropped Hannah. - Okay, this game is- - Yeah, but guess what? It wouldn't be a life, 'cause we would never forgive ourselves. - 100%. - [Alex] It's the story you guys are telling right now. - Thank you. - Thank you. - There are a few things I need to make sure you understand. - There he is. - Yeah. - You see no one can change what happened last year. The past is beyond our control. - This is just kind of like outside of the, he's like talking to us as the player. - Oh, I was like, "Who's he talking to?" - I wanna do this, but for like high school. And like- - So true. - Go back. - The new DARE program. - I missed a totem? I don't care, bro. - Hey, Chappy. - What's a totem? - I don't care about totems, bro. - He doesn't play PlayStation. - What's the totem? - We missed a totem, and Chat is freaking out. - Guys, whatever we did, we couldn't have saved the sisters. And that's, that's cruel fate. - This is good, 'cause it really shows I know nothing about the game, even though I played it before. - I love us immediately zoning out when this principal starts talking to us. - Principal. - Bored. - He's a doctor? - He was great in "Nacho Libre". - That's funny. - Yeah. - He looks like the CEO of J.Crew. (Amanda and Trevor snicker) I'm Cringe City today. - Cringe City. - Could you please pick up the card? (Amanda gasps) - He's doing tarot. - I need you to look at the picture on the other side. - No, Rorschach, I think. - It is essential that you answer honestly, in order to get the most out of this experience. - "This is essential that you answer honestly." - Yes, honestly. - Okay, well gimme a chance to pick a ... - Oh. - Here we go. - Who are we? We have gloves. Are we that guy? - Oh, it's just a picture. - Scary scarecrow. (Angela laughs) Scarecrow, scary. - Oh, it's just a picture. - Okay, what? - So ... - You good? - Yeah, I was just smelling myself. - How do you feel? - Make you feel? Remember, be honest. - How do we feel? - I feel a little freaked out, I don't like it. - You feel? - I feel uneasy. - I feel uneasy or I feel happy, I feel uneasy. - Uneasy. - I kind of feel, I kind of feel happy. - We're at an impasse. Jack, what do we do? - I'm kidding. - What do you think it is that makes you feel uneasy? - Probably a creepy scarecrow, yeah? - Yeah. - "I'm not sure" or "the scarecrow"? - Scarecrow. - Gotta be the scarecrow. It seems pretty simple. - Yeah. - Dr. Hill. - Dr. Hill. - [Dr. Hill] Let's see. - Look at that pen. - Huge pen. - Massive. - We're not there. Would you feel comfortable staying there on your own for a period of time? Let's say a week, for example. - If the scarecrow wasn't there ... - Would we be okay? - Would we- - I'd say, "No, I wouldn't." - I would say, "No, I wouldn't." - Yeah, I still don't wanna stay there. - I'd rather be with my friends. - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. - It's over. - All right. - All right. - So we'd be lonely, or? - I think I'd be scared. - I think I'd be scared. - I think I'd be scared and lonely. - Is there something else in that picture that scares you? - Dude, it's just a farm. - No, you scare me, I want to go home. - Yes, there is. - I think the- - I'm not sure. - I think the huge barn by itself, like it feels kind of old and it has like ghosts in it. - I think I'm frightened of agriculture. Should we say. "Yes, there is something else that scares us." - Yeah, I think you have house and you have agriculture, two great things. - Yeah. - Oh. - He doesn't seem pleased. (all laugh) - Okay, he doesn't like us anymore. - Perhaps we can explore the depths of your fears the next time we meet. - Oh, we're getting kicked out, got it. - Wow, okay, bye. We're out of time. - Are those decisions important? - Short sesh. - Now he falls asleep in the chair. - He seems like a normal dude. - I don't like him. - A normal chill dude. - A therapist with that big of an office is weird. - How about that chair though? I could sit in that chair. - Gorgeous. - Oof. Little glass of scotch in that chair, good God. - Stunning. - That was the cold open? - Hey, cold. (all laugh) Right there. - Don't. - Okay, good, we're gonna get the names. Hayden. - Panettiere. - Whoa. - What the hell? - That's weird. - Ella Lentini, never seen her. - Rami Malek. - Wow. - This is so cool. - Incredible. - So cool. - Dude. - Noah Fleiss, who's that? - Oh my God. - Galadriel. - This is cool. - Jordan Fisher? Wait, oh my God, he's a Broadway star. - Yes. - I forgot- - He was in, he was in ... - "Hadestown", it's on now. - And also, I watched him when he had, the guy with the cast, what is it (beep) called? - [Spencer] "Dear Evan Hansen". - Thank you, he's so talented. - The guy with the cast to describe "Evan Hanson" is so funny. (all laugh) He's the guy with the cast on the Broadway. - You're welcome. - He was also in a movie with fricking, not Chapo, oh my God. - No. - I can't think. - This happens every once in a while with Amanda, we're stuck on one actor's career. - I can't think. - We're gonna go through the whole list. - We can. (Angela laughs) We can and we will. - Hey, we got the time. - He's married, he has a kid. - We're here for another six hours. - He's married and he has a kid. - He was also in that show ... (Angela laughs) - He was with that pop star. - He was in one episode of season four of "Grey's Anatomy." - Sabrina Carpenter, he's in a movie with Sabrina Carpenter, and you'd be like, "That's Sabrina Carpenter?" - This is so fun. - She's trying to tell me to change the subject. - No, not at all. - And I won't. - Not at all. - Kidding. - Not at all. - This is absolutely beautiful. - Really long theme song, I'll just say that. - Big time. - "Today's the one year anniversary ...tragedy ..." - [Sheriff] Thanks for having me. - I can't hear what they're saying. - [Radio Host] Washington twins who are still missing. - Went missing. - "One year ago, the night the Washington girls ..." - "Left the safety ..." - [Radio Host] Of their parents' lodge. - "And headed out into a snow storm." One year - Foul play. - "Not officially though. "There's no individual who was considered "a person of interest, but this is. "whereabouts are completely unknown. "He has an interesting history with the family. "He is, he is warned against, the person ..." - You need to get closer. - "And claims the land was sacred." - What's happening with you? - It's so fast. - Old sanatorium. "Could he be hiding there?" - "Could he be hiding there?" - "My officers did a search of the grounds but ..." - Could who be hiding there? - The girls. - The girls. - See, it goes really fast. - "Something about the mountain "seems to breed tragic events." - "More than you know, Marty. "Thank you for joining us, Annie. "To all the Washingtons tonight ... their son Josh on this, "the anniversary of the mysterious disappearance of "Hannah and Beth Washington." - "Well, hello friends and fans. "All right, let's do this." - This is weird. - Uh-oh. Can't hear the dialogue. - It seems like it's long, right? - Are we supposed to be able to hear what he's saying? - Well. - Yeah. - [Alex] Switch it off midnight mode. - I reckon, oh ... - Maybe midnight mode is like, it's late. - I think midnight mode isn't ... - You don't want people to wake up. - Giving us any of the dialogue. - That's just, oh. Dude, I pressed pause and it's skipped, that's not my fault. That's not my fault. - [Alec] Sorry, everyone. - Okay, Trevs. - Oh! (Angela laughs) - Trev. - I'm sorry. - Can we figure out how to do the dialogue? - He's training to be a boxer, so now his hands are bigger, so he hits multiple ... - Yeah. - [Alex] That shouldn't be what that did. - This shouldn't be. - Okay. - Well, I wanna hear what they say. - "Blackwood Pines". - Should I try hitting pause again? - Alex. - [Alex] Just pause again now. Why are we here? - We have no idea. - [Lizzy] Okay, I'm going to tell you. - Yeah, press pause. - It's okay, we're paused here. We're gonna stay on the screen. - [Lizzy] All right, so Josh is the brother and has invited them all to the cabin on, I think, the one year anniversary of the party where the twins disappeared. - Yep. - [Lizzy] Died? They don't really know what happened. - Okay. - [Lizzy] They assume that they died, that they have died. So they're all coming back to the cabin, that's it. - Yeah. - [Lizzy] It's the one year anniversary and they've all come back- - And all the friends are coming back. - All the friends are coming back. - [Lizzy] Yeah, it's like the first time that they're all kinda like seeing each other- - And then mysteriously... - [Lizzy] And now they are in this traumatic event. - Yeah. - Okay. Are the parents there? - In it. - [Lizzy] At the same cabin. - Okay. - [Lizzy] No parents, just the kids. - And Josh? - In it. - And Josh is kind of like, it's like this, "Yeah, in memorial, like we're gonna have a fun party "and it's gonna be like, kind of like, you know, "we're gonna remember them." Type deal. - Yeah. - Yeah, right, that's not what's gonna happen though. - I'm so into this, this is crazy. - Dude, how about that hat though? Come on. - Is she the one that said, "Guys, don't do this." - Yeah. - [Sam] Is someone there? - Oh, dialogue. - Great. - [Alex] So weird, sorry about that. - That's okay. - That's okay. - How dare you. - This is crazy. - "Path to cable car station, 1902." - 19. - Huh? - It's Kevin. - 02. - 1902. - So she's just walking. - What's with the skirt? - Well, you know. - All right. - It's beautiful, let's check out this tree. - Where are you going? - I wonder if in video games- - There's kinda like a mound there. - Do they have like wardrobe department? Like, does someone do the wardrobe? - Definitely. - I guess you don't need to do a fitting, 'cause ... - I think it's just like designers, you know? - I think it's a designer, I think you're right. - Okay, big gate, "Blackwood Pines". - There's, there's a note there. - Perhaps we should read it. - [Sam] What? - "The gate's busted, climb over, Chris." - "Climb over", grow up, dude. You see this fit we're in? - Are you joking, Chris? - Geez. - My God. - Okay. Oh no, I'm gonna go safe. - Safe. - Safe. - I'm gonna go safe this time. - Safe. - Come on. - Did you guys ever get anxious in like middle school when people were climbing over stuff that you wouldn't be able to do it? - Yeah, definitely. - I was always like- - I'm gonna go safe again. - "What if I can't climb that thing?" - I don't trust myself. - It's really hard to (beep) climb shit. - Triangle is up because the arrow is pointing up, square's left, circle's right, X bottom, okay. - Good job, Trevor. - I got it, I'm locked. - Good job, Trevor. - We'll only be a little mad if you (beep) this up, yeah? - That's okay. - If she dies too. - Somebody else wanna pilot? - I'll pilot. - Soon. Have Ange go first. - Before shit gets hard? - I'm like, really, I'm like, need to be more into this story. I need to like ... - Okay. - Oh no, we're (beep). - Yeah, it's over. - Why'd you give it to her? - My fault, my bad. - You hungry? - Don't move! - Who talks to squirrels like that? - Dammit. - I did a good job, no? - You did. (Trevor scoffs) I barely saw you move. - I barely moved. - It's really ... Oh, another chance? - [Alex] No way. Just try and keep that bar in the middle. - Oh my God. - Nice job, Ange. - Nice work. So later in the game, we're gonna have to do that, but it's gonna be because ... - We're falling or something. - Something scary might be happening. - Okay. - So we better practice now. - Whoa. So when it turns red, it's 'cause there's movement? Got it. - It's the ugliest backpack, ugliest hat, ugliest skirt. (Alex laughs) - Okay, the hat's cool. - The backpack's kinda cute. - No. - I kinda like the skirt. - The jacket looks bad, everything looks bad. - Wow. - I think she's kind of getting a fit off. - Coldblooded, what's there? She's gonna walk right by it? Oh, we're on indigenous land. - [Sam] Cool. (Sam laughs) (Amanda and Angela Laugh) - "Death, black butterflies, proph ..." - "Real butterflies warn of dangerous events." Boom, all right. - [Alex] Scroll down. - Fortune. White butterflies. - Yeah- - So white is fortune. Black is death, red is danger. - We want the- - What's the green one? - Yellow and the white and the green. - Yeah, yellow, white and green. - Yellow, white and green, okay, copy. - I don't know. - What was that (beep) noise? Go to that backpack, to the right. Go right. - [Sam] Hello? - Other way. Keep going, keep going, you see it? - [Sam] Chris? - There it is. - [Sam] You here? - Steal stuff out of it. - [Sam] Your bag's here, where are you? - "Your bag's here." - Right. - [Sam] You're not in the bag, are you? - This is so much fun. - Hello. - Dude, that's classic Sam, just a jokester. (Trevor and Amanda scoff) - Check his phone. - Snoop. - Snoop. - I don't think we snoop, folks. - You don't wanna snoop? - Snoop. - Okay, we'll Snoop. - I kinda wanna snoop. - What button does it want me to press? - R two. - Yeah, and then hold it. - Guys, I don't feel good about this choice. - It's okay. - I feel great about it. - Ah, look who it is. - Whoa, Ashley. - [Chris] Hey Nosy. - Chris. (dramatic music) - Ooh. - Oh. - "Has a crush on Ashley." (Angela laughs) - Okay. - Okay. - Not my fave. (all laugh) - [Chris] I'm sorry, are you my secretary? - "Hey Ashley!" - Yeah, it's like ... (all laugh) - Wait, he has a crush on her, us? - He has a crush on Ashley. - Oh, Ashley. - We are currently Sam. - Here, let me look. - Oh, so I found something kind of amazing. - [Sam] What? - I'm not gonna tell you, you gotta see for yourself, come on. - That didn't do us any good. - Where? - See, and now I feel like karma. I feel like we're gonna get (beep) - Well, someone's gonna get (beep). - Oh, well who cares? - It's a cabin. - But also those things could mean nothing and they could just be like kinda scary. - Everything is a butterfly effect. Angela, it's crazy. - Didn't you watch the start of the freaking game? - Every time you make a decision, it means something bigger. - We're gonna die now because of that. - No. - Yeah. - Come on, look at these beauties. - Beauties is not the word that comes to mind. Why is this even here? - What do you mean? - What the hell is a shooting range doing at the base of a ski lodge? - Ah. - Oh my God, are you gonna shoot a gun? - Dude, have you ever met Josh's dad? - Yeah. - Wait, we have a gun, gimme back the controller. (all laugh) - This is a woman's time. - You go ahead, Grizzly. - All right, here goes. - He's just picking up a random gun and shooting it for fun? - This is wrong. (sinister music) "Aim at the target in the shooting range." You got this. Oh, this is fun. - Yeah. - Okay. - That's, yeah, okay. - That anything? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. (gunshot fires) - Nice. - Nice. - Atorator. (Trevor laughs) - Okay, go to the ... - Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I really need my (beep) glasses. - Do you want me to do it? - Can you see the circle? - Because you're not in the right- - Can you see the circle? - I'll do things where I can walk around and you do things where you have to see. - Here. (Trevor laughs) So which one do I hit? - That, yeah, the circle, the little can inside the circle - On the top-top? - No. - I don't wanna do it yet. Hey! - I did nothing. - I don't think your targets are going anywhere. (gunshot fires) - Nice. Huge. - It was fun. - Huge, good job, Amanda. - Huge. - Thanks, guys. (Angela claps) - Nice work. - Okay, Chad, if you're just joining us, this is "Until Dawn". - And we're shooting duds. - It's "Until Dawn". It's "Until Dawn". - Amanda's shooting some guns. - I love it. - Wow. - Wow. - Thanks. - All right, I'm bad. - I'm bad. - I'm a badass. - I'm a badass. - I'm gonna go ahead and guess ... (Angela laughs) - His dancing is ... - That was crazy. - Rough, that was rough. - Kerplunk. (gunshot fires) - Good job, Amanda. - Thank you. - Anybody and their brother could shoot a bottle that big, that close. - Shut up, lady. - No! - Don't. - I will not. - Don't. - I will not. - I will not. (Angela laughs) - I would never shoot a squirrel. (gunshot fires) - Who do you think here at Smosh would shoot the squirrel? - Spencer would shoot a squirrel. - Yeah, Spencer would shoot it. - Or Rash would shoot a squirrel. - Yeah. - Hey, sharp shooter, our ride's coming. - [Chris] Wait, I'm just getting the hang of this. - Come on, Chris, the cable car. - Butterfly effect. - Whoa. Rats with ... oh my God. We saved the squirrel and now the squirrel's gonna save us. - Yeah. - Okay. - But we read that guy's text messages, so we're still (beep). - Well now we're him - Chris Kurt. - Nice, nice, nice, now you're Chris. - Dude, what if I don't wanna be Chris? - This is really fun. - What if Chris is kind of a bozo? - Milgram Victor. - "To go back hit C." - [Chris] Nice. You think we'll get a visit from America's Most Wanted? - "Wanted in connection with first degree ..." - Do you think that was the guy who put his hand down to save us? - "Arson offense." Yeah. - Arson. - Yeah. - Whoa. But, but ... - Okay. - But we're not in 1998. - I feel good about this. - [Chris] Man, it is, it's definitely weird coming back up here after a whole year. - It's definitely weird. - [Sam] I swear the moment I got here, it just all came flooding back. - Oh, I do this. - Yeah, you can use your right stick to move your ... - It is actually crazy how fast a year goes by. "The past is beyond our control." - Whoa, that's kind of creepy a little bit. Just creepy. - I don't like that. - Like, did we do sitcom a year ago? - [Sam] It must be really hard on Josh. - No, it can't be, that'd be insane. - [Sam] Hey, that's weird, door's locked. - [Chris] Yeah. - [Alex] Almost a year ago. - That's wild. - [Chris] Josh wanted us to keep it locked. Keep people out. - He said that? What people? - I, I don't know. He said they found people sleeping in the station. - [Amanda] Your mouth isn't moving. (all laugh) - That was crazy. - Your mouth isn't moving and I ... - He said he found people in the station. - My God, he's wiggling that thing. - Real chill. - Whoa, a snowboard. - This is fun. - Should we take this snowboard? - People who play this game, do they play it all the time? Or is it like a phase you go through and then you move on? - People play it once and then sometimes they go back to it and do something different, decisions. Like try a new path. - [Chris] What a crazy place to set up house. No matter how rich you are. - Sanitarium. - Because it's like these games, yeah, these aren't like a Mario party where you like play them all the time 'cause you know the story. You play- - What the hell Am I looking at? - This is ... - Oh. - Bro. - Freddy's coming. - Oh my God. - Okay. - Freddy Fazbear? - You gotta close the door. - [Sam] I'm starting to get the appeal of killing time in the shooting range. How long is this gonna take? - The cable car. - Yeah. - [Sam] So beautiful in the day. - It must have taken a (beep) long time to set up this game. - [Chris] I was gonna stay here. Okay. Dude, I'm telling you that hat. - It's kind of cute. - I'm kind of rocking with it. - It's kind of cute, it's giving Moscow. - Moscow. - [Chris] Just like going to the prom. - Huh, look at us. Me and you. Okay. - Here we go. - Right, adventure begins. - So weird, no one works there. - [Sam] This was the right thing to do. - [Chris] What? - [Sam] You know, getting everyone together on the anniversary. - It's like a private ... - I mean, Josh seemed really pumped about us all ... - It's like a private home. - Didn't he? - This is a private home. - Yeah, yeah. - I haven't seen him so excited ... - They're all excited to see each other. They haven't seen each other in a long time. - Yeah, a year. - [Sam] Dunno, I've kinda been worried. - No, no, it was, it was a good idea. - I hope everyone else feels the same way. - What's crazy is that- - We're here, aren't we? - The way they did the audio, like they're in the cable car. - Thanks, bro, good talk. - Yeah, it sounds like, yeah. - That's really good. Special effects. - [Chris] Let's just, let's just stop talking about what happened and enjoy the trip. - [Sam] You know what, you're right. - I'm holding this and I can feel like I'm on it. - No. - Is it vibrating? - Josh sat in the back of the room, I sat in the front. - Wanna play for a little bit? - This is so cool. - We didn't even know each other existed. - Yeah. - But the kids sitting next to Josh started strap snapping the training bra on the girl in front of him. - I had that haircut in like the seventh grade. - Oh yeah. - That kind of thing. - Did you ever have, my brother had the gel that was a color so he could have like blue tips or whatever, but it was gel. - That's crazy. - Christian school couldn't have colored hair. Couldn't have, couldn't have colors in our hair. - Yikes. - Uniforms? - No, no, not in my school. - There's no color. - Just no self-expression. There's definitely like a pretty strict dress code. - We could wear whatever the (beep) we wanted. - Really? - The girls could, if you were like a little, if you were like a little too slutty, you probably got called into an office, but. - I got called into an office for ... - Only the girls had a dress code at my school. Boys could do whatever they wanted. - That's (beep) up. - Yeah. Oh, here she is. - Oh my God. - Is this Ash, Jess? - Jess. - Jess, what a fake-ass girlfriend. - Nice girlfriend, she's still with Mike after that prank? - Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. New people, time to meet and greet. - She hasn't learned a (beep) thing. - Nope, not a one. Emily was my ex girlfriend, Mike has a new girlfriend? - Oh. - Still in the friend group. - So he got with Jess? - Yeah, a little bit messy. - What the hell? - Jessica, over here. - Oh my God. - Are you guys having a really stroke? - Wait, who's Emily? Emily is, we haven't seen her yet. - [Sam] Can you please let us out, pretty please? - Of course I'm gonna let them out. (Alex laughs) - Just the game's over, you're gonna let them out. Game's over. (Amanda laughs) - Yeah. - Oh my God. I thought we were goners. Another 10 minutes in there and I would've chewed off my own leg. - Aw, sick, Chris. (Amanda sneezes) - [Chris] Look, I got a lot of meat on my bones. (Amanda sneezes) - Bless you. - Thanks. - God bless your soul. - God bless. - Hey, Chris. - Chris? - Other people's private thoughts are my own personal playground. - Oh no. - Okay, red flag. - My goodness. - That's why I'm glad we snooped in his phone. - You're right. - You know? - Good friend and dear class president, Michael Monroe. - Wait. - Wait, these are high schoolers? - Michael, isn't that the one that she's dating? - Yeah. - I feel like I'm watching a movie with my parents. - "Explain I'm with Mike now." Oh yeah, it's hers. Give that back. Do we need to explain anything? - Give that back. - Yeah. - Hey, give that crap back. - Give that back, you tool. - Tool and die, that's my motto. - Oh, you're such an idiot. - Maybe nosy Nancy shouldn't go looking around in other people's nostrils. - Nostrils. - What? - I try not to do that as a rule. - Come on, Jess, you can tell us. We can totally keep secrets. - Whatever, you'll figure it out eventually. - All right, all right, let's just get up to the lodge already. Getting tired of all this nature and junk. - You guys go ahead, I'm just gonna wait here for a bit. - I wonder how long they're gonna be up there for, 'cause they all just have like a backpack. - I know. - How's Chad doing? - [Alex] They're good. (Angela laughs) - Are they as cozy as we are? - [Alex] They're asking if you have your glasses somewhere. - Yes, they're in my backpack out there. I can go get them, but I can also see. Can you tell them sorry? - [Alex] I will, I will. - Don't tell him. - Tell him sorry. - Don't tell him. - You shouldn't be sorry. - [Alex] He says sorry. - You need to live your truth. - Emily, Matt's girlfriend. - Intelligent, resourceful. - Formerly Mike's girlfriend. - Okay, this is formerly Mike's girlfriend. - Now Matt's girlfriend. - And Matt is Jordan Fisher. - Mm-hmm. - Active. - "Dear Evan Hansen". - Dude, look at that Letterman jacket. You know he plays sports. - Yeah, he does. - You know he's a sporty guy. And now I'm Matt. - You're Matt. - [Emily] Getting chills. - [Matt] We're almost there. - [Emily] No, I mean, getting kind of creeped out. - [Matt] Oh. - Oh, a covered bridge, I love it. - I love a covered bridge. - Nostalgic. - [Matt] Definitely not gonna feel like a regular party. - Covered bridges are cool, I guess. - I mean, what do you think- - [Mike] Argh! - [Emily] Jesus. (Mike laughs) - Is this Mike? Mike sucks ass. - Oh, Mike doesn't look well. - Mike sucks. - Mike has not been okay in the last year. (Trevor laughs) Mike looks like he's in the same outfit as last year. (Trevor laughs) - He does not look happy. - Nice one. - [Emily] Michael, you're a jerk. - Come on, guys, we're all friends here, right? - Where did he, did he, was he on top of the covered bridge? - The covered bridge, yeah. - How did he get up there? - No respect. - Come on, let's get into the spirit of things. - Who brings a rolling suitcase in the snow? - "Get in the spirit of things" is such a dark thing to say on a death anniversary trip. - Yeah. - None of them cared about the twins, none of them. - Not a one. Except maybe Sam. - "Threaten back off, Mike." Or "Welcome, we're all friends here." - "Welcome, we're all friends." - I think, "Welcome, we're all friends." - Yeah, I think it's like, are we kind of defending our girlfriend or are we just being like, "Hey everybody, let's chill out." - Oh wait, do we wanna get in trouble with our girlfriend? - I think we go, "We're all friends here." I don't know. - I think we're all friends here. - I think we're all friends here. - Michael. - Let's play it like Boston Rob. - I'm just gonna lay it out, otherwise, this whole weekend ... - I'm just gonna lay it out, you're the traitor. - Oh. - My toe. - I just put my hand on your foot. - Let go. - Let's just acknowledge it now and move on, okay? - Nice. - I hear you, man. I get it, I don't wanna make this weird. - [Matt] Cool. - He's unhinged. - Mike seems drunk. - Yeah. - [Emily] You guys gonna make out now? - Oh my God, totally, we're so gonna make out. - Oh my God. - Oh my God, I hate him. - That was kind of sexy. - Wow. - That's some shit I'd do. - Oh. - See you, man. - See ya. - Sorry. - [Mike] See ya. - Wait, where is he going? I'm confused. - He's just walking. - I think we're all just establishing. - But why is he going the opposite way? - He's just going for a little stroll. A little nature stroll. - [Emily] All the bags. - Why? - I need to go find Sam. - My gosh. - She's hooking up with Mike again. - Oh my God. - Her and Mike. - This is so messy. - No, that can't be true. - Yep. - Matt, please. - No, it is. - It's important. "Matt, please, it's important." - What do we do? - Chad, do you want us to persist or do you want us to agree? - Nice reading. - [Alex] Do you wanna poll? - I would. I don't wanna be a controlling boyfriend. - [Angela] Me either. - But I'm also a little bit like, but I'm like, if she's going to do it, she's going to do it anyway. - Me too, I think that as well. - So I would say go. - I think- - [Lizzy] Persist is winning. - Persist is winning? - Persist is winning? - Wow, okay. - [Lizzy] It's persist. - Persist. - Persist. - Wow, all right, persist. - We shall persist. - Em, I really don't think you should head back down the trail by yourself. - Seriously? - It's cold out and it's getting dark. - Does anyone- - You're gonna protect me from it being dark out? - Whoa, I could see everything now. - We got these. - Matt, are you kidding me? - He's so pissed. (Angela laughs) (Trevor laughs) - You can't leave me alone for five minutes. You really think that little of me? - Do you need a lens wipe? - Why can't you just listen to me? Why do you have to question everything I say? - I just don't understand fashion. Sometimes you do an outfit and you don't think about the glasses with the outfit. Then I go, "Oh, I'm not gonna wear them." - But you can't see. - Okay, fine, whatever you want. - Persist. - [Emily] Thank you. - Persist or leave alone. - Here's the thing. - I think we already did it. - I know, I'm saying ... - Oh, but guess what? She didn't give a shit, but it's still a butterfly effect. - Come on, Jordan. You're a successful actor anyway. (all laugh) - True. - Keep walking and your girlfriend will sleep with whoever she ends up doing it, and then a rat will be a rat. - Look at her. - Whoa. - She's like, "Is he gone? "Okay." - Wait. - Wait, that's not her. - Ashley. - This is Ashley. This is Chris's ... - "Has a crush on Chris." Wait, which one's Chris? - And Chris has a crush on Ashley. - Chris is the Fohawk. - Oh. - Finally. - Yeah, they have a crush on each other. - Two people who have a crush on each other. - Oh, that's fun. - Okay. - Finally, some romance - This is so fun. Don't worry, guys. You see her? - There's someone down there. - Wait, is that Emily? Is that the one who's gonna hook up with Mike? - Oh, you can't go any further to the right. - Yeah, you can't. - Okay, let's see what else is out there. - There's gotta be stuff. - Should I look- - What's that? Go down. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Is that? - Oh my God. - Yes, enhance, enhance. - Caught in 4K. - I knew it. - [Ashley] Someone's getting a little friendly. - I knew it. - [Ashley] And not in the friend zone kind of way. - Dude, what if they started dry humping? - They might need to check the expiration date on their big breakup. Oof, what a lame thing to say. - No! - God. - I got your number. (Angela laughs) - Damn. - Whoa. Wait, she's not gonna want him to look through that. - Homer Simpson. - You know what? Is it gonna ask us to show him? - That'd be crazy. - Because ... - No, surely not this early. - And then we will- - We will. - I will. - We will. (crew laughs) - Lemme check it out. - We will, yeah, check it out. - Oh my God, encourage. (all cheer) Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Encourage, encourage, encourage. - We're not calling poll for this one. We're showing that she's a snake. - She's a (beep) snake. Butterfly effect - The soul of, oh. Aw, son of a bitch. - Son of a bitch. - Hey, listen, it's probably nothing. - Why can't we hear ... - Is it ever just nothing with Em? - That's so weird. - I don't know. - The pot thickens. - I love this, now who's Jessica? - The pot thickens when my fondue gets cold. (Angela laughs) - Okay. Wait, oh, Jessica's with Mike. I feel as if we read the book it'll be boring. - Wait, who's phone? (Alex laughs) - Should we check our phone? - Yeah, check our phone. We already know what's in the book 'cause nothing's going anywhere. - We don't even know if she knows how to read. - Yeah, she probably, she might not. - I'm not scared of anything. - You did not just do that. - Okay, she almost got hit by a snowball. - I thought that was a gun at first. - He threw a snowball ... at a woman? - He threw a snowball at a woman after, after cheating on said woman. - Oh, she's doing a bit. - She should come on Bit City. (Angela laughs) - Well, we got, we gotta make the decision fast. - "Run to bench, grab snowball." - Grab snowball. - Grab snowball. Bitch. - Look, there was one pre-made. - Incredible. - We had a pre-roll just waiting for us. - Oh, you gotta aim. - Go. - Whoa. (all laugh) - Good try, good try. - What did- - Hey, Tim. I heard that laugh. (all laugh) - What did you just do? - I've never seen Tim go like- - Okay, go, go. - Okay, okay. - Go to the left. - If you don't get this, I'm taking over. - Hey. - Square. - [Alex] Square. - She's dead! - She can't die from a snowball! Put a poll. You can't die from a snowball. - [Alex] Get his ass. - You see, it's confusing. - Oh, (beep). - Oh, he looks like a (beep) idiot. - Oh! (all laugh) - She's dead! - Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. - No. - It's harder. - I think my jeans just ripped. Did anyone catch that? Birds. - Her jeans just ripped down the middle, I thought, now something's doing nothing, and the right thing to, what are you saying? - Sometimes doing nothing is the right thing to do. - That's what that bird just said. - [Alex] Hit it. - Don't. - No. - No. Nope. - He's gonna hit the bird, isn't he? Okay, good. See, I think, I think nature will bless us. Move, move, you gotta move that thing. Now move that square, square, square. (Trevor laughs) Did I do it? - [Alex] No. (all laugh) - I've never seen Tim disappointed. (all laugh) That was crazy, that was the loudest I've ever heard you. - We're oh for three on the snowballs. - So did I go down? - Oh, ew. - Get down, get down. - Dude, in the snow, that's just not comfortable. - Oh, it's so cute though. - I don't ... - Well, well, well, - So cute. - I'm never gonna be someone that's like, "Let's make out on the beach." It's disgusting. - Defending his kingdom from oppression. - You guys haven't lived. - Oh, I'm oppression and tyranny in this scenario? - Sorry, I like my couch. - Get outside. - My bed. - Snow is nice though. - Kitchen counter - Snow is cute. - Oh. - Grab snowball. - Grab snowball. - Grab snowball, grab snowball. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Which one's- - L two. - Hold it down. - Hold it, hold it. It's okay, we got it. Oh yeah, get on. - Bitch. - You cheating bastard. - You bitch. - Oh, okay, you're really gonna get it. - He looks like he has bad breath. - You adulterous freak. - Well, I can think of at least one thing. - [Jess] Yeah? - Yeah? - But you have to wait until later. - Yeah. - [Mike] We should get up to the lodge. - Yeah, it's so nice out here though. Pretty breathtaking. - I mean, I could stay out here. - Her chemistry is only sex. It'll be fine. - This game is picking up. - Just making out? - Just making out? - Well, I think we might freeze to death somewhere in between those quotes. - It gives you two options, just making out or hand stuff. (all laugh) And we're like putting a poll in the chat, y'all. - Just making out OTPHJ. - OTPHJ. That's an over the pants (beep). - Thank you. - For you non-Christians out there. - Thank you. (Trevor laughs) - Oh no. - We're back. - Not this guy. - Next. (Trevor laughs) - All we're gonna do is look at pictures and say if they scare us. - Yeah, how do we get to the pictures quick? All right. What are those flags? - I think that's a Swedish flag and isn't he Swedish? - Asking the chat, "Do you think we made a wrong decision at any turn?" Because so far everything's been fine. - Should we have kissed Mike? - No. - Of course not. - But we're going to try to understand the root of your anxiety. - Good luck, buddy. - Oh, I love playing a video game after work and just relaxing. Finding the root of my anxiety. (all laugh) - Yeah, exactly. - Identify which image in each set makes you the most anxious. - Yeah, I wanna make out and throw snowballs. Which image makes me the most anxious, guys? - Definitely the woman. - This feels loaded. This, honestly- - I think the woman. (all laugh) I think the woman. (all laugh) - Definitely the woman. - I'm going with the woman. - What? (Trevor laughs) - She looks menacing as (beep). - I (beep) hate this country. (all laugh) Nothing worries me. The fact that we have to decide worries me. That's what it is. - No, let's, okay. - Oof, that was crazy. - Check that out, swipe on that. Yeah. - Planes right now. - Planes. - Oh. - Honestly, right now? - Okay. - Yeah. - I guess I should take a poll before I ... - No, it's okay, there was a two anyway. - What do you guys think? - Oh, drowning, God. - Heights. - Look at those- - For me it's drowning - Heights. - Why? - For me it's drowning too. - Okay, you guys can go drowning. You guys can go drowning. - No. - If you wanna go heights- - No, you both love drowning. Oh, you both hate drowning. (Trevor laughs) Okay. It's a quicker death. - It's not. - Drowning? - I think it's less painful than heights if you fell. - No. - Oh, snakes. - Snakes. - The rat cooks. (Trevor laughs) - Look at him writing. - Ah, gun. - I think a knife. - What do you think? Deciding ... - I don't know, honestly. I'm kind of, I mean, I'm like a man. So really neither of them are scary. - You're making me sick. (Trevor laughs) - Let's go gun, let's go gun. - Let's go gun. A man. - I hate cockroaches. - I know, but that's not gonna kill us. Let's do snakes. - Honestly, I think I would ... - Fine. - Snakes is okay, I don't like either of them. - I'm a man, but I'm also a puss, so. - Push. - Push. (Angela laughs) Oh! - Clowns, personally. - That clown. - Okay, clowns. - Are you sure? - Yeah, 'cause well, clowns are real people. - That's true. - Scarecrows can't really actually do anything. - 100%. - What the hell? - Oh, crows. - Gore. - Oh, she hates crows though. - Hey, do you wanna see a pile of blood and guts or a bird? - I hate gore, but you hate crows. - I hate wings, but we can go gore, let's go gore. - I go gore. Oh my God. - Jesus. - Did I startle you? - So sorry. - You're a really good therapist dude. - You're doing very well. - Yeah, you need to get out in the sun, bro. - Don't be nervous. - I know, you're lacking vitamins. - Your pens are enormous. (Trevor laughs) - Big ass pen. - I remember those in piano lessons. God, stressful, but good. - We should be faster. - I used to have them in school. - Okay guys, we have to answer these fast. (metronome ticks) - I think, Amanda, go with what, your gut. Snakes. - Okay. (metronome ticks) - Yeah. - Yeah. - Let's see if I can guess what you're gonna say. - What am I, eight years old? - Yeah, guess what I'm gonna say. - Whoa. - Zombies. - Wow. Clowns can move faster. - Gore. - Wow. - Dog? - It said "dog" but that's a wolf. - I've heard too many rabid stories. - Okay, rapid stories, we'll go with the dog. - This is very interesting. - Shut up. - Thank you for answering so diligently. - Diligently. (Trevor snickers) - Snake. - Why does he look at us like that? - I don't know. - And dogs. That's some combination. Sounds like a good Friday night. - I do not like this guy. (Dr. Hill chuckles) We should go to another therapist. - Oh. - No. - Oh, oh. - Once again, we're out of time though. - Thanks, we're gonna try to skip you anyway. - Yeah, we were trying to figure out how to get rid of you. - What is it? - Do you think any of that was a butterfly effect? No, it's just like get to know you. - I think it's gonna show, I think it's gonna give us ... - Just like a Buzzfeed quiz. - Stuff. - I think it affects the game later. And how like, the things in the game and what it shows you. I think, I could be wrong. I mean, I could be blowing hot air outta my puchus, but. - Yes! - Jealousy! - Yes. - Trevor, do you wanna take a turn? - I will. - Okay. - Angela's gonna take a turn. - I'm very cozy. - Ah, there he is. - Josh. Persistent, creative and playful. - Probably feels like it's shrinking. - I guess that's true. - It's just like him. - We need to install some cell towers up here. I'm getting withdrawals already. - You've got a spare million lying around and I'll fix you right up. - Yeah, sure. - Funny you should say that, I think I left it in my other jacket. - [Josh] Oops. - I can only see him as Queen. - Yeah. (Angela laughs) - More or less, but it's so good to see you. - Oh, he's pissed. Oh my God. What's up with him? Chapter two, Jealousy, I'll tell you that. - Okay. - Hmm. - Yo, yo, yo. We get things moving up here or what? - Yeah, man. - Yeah, man. - Gossip, worry. - Let's choose violence. - Gossip. (Alex laughs) - Yeah, so it seems. - I mean, what's Mike think of that? - I have a feeling Mike's already got his hands full. You know what I mean? - Huh? - Huh. - Huh? - [Josh] This freaking thing. - What are you saying? I feel like Rami Malek talks like this. - He's got his hands full with butt. - There are a million ways in, they're just all locked. - Ew, Emily's butt. - There's gotta be like a window around the corner we can get like, get open or something. - Wait a second. Are you saying we should break in? - You gotta break in. - Okay, gorgeous shot. - Yeah, really pretty. - That's true. - Lead the way, Cochise. - They have to record a lot of dialogue for this. - Mm. A lot of words. How much do, do we know like actually what the game play- - They have crushes on each other, they have crushes on each other. - Confident. - Confident. - [Alex] Confident. - Confident. - So how are you doing? (Angela laughs) - Good, but a little cold. I think I could use some time crawled up by the fire. - I'll make a fire for you. - Okay, all right. - You're being dumb. - That was confident. - She's like a sleeper hit kind of gal, you know? - Okay, you're so weird. - I just wanna rip that parka right off of her and make some snow angels, right? (Josh laughs) - Agree. - [Alex] Yeah, absolutely. - Because he has a, no, he has a crush on Ashley. - Yeah. - Protest. - Cut out out, man. - What do you want? - Choose violence. - Choose violence. - What is- - I think protest. - Protest, okay. - No, it's okay, Lizzie. - Hey, cut it out. - Sorry, Lizzie. I'll let you know when. - I mean, if you're not gonna bang her, maybe Mike will take up the case. - Wait, will you back off already? - Relax. - Dude, we chose white knighting. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Chris, get it together. - Do you see any parents? I mean, can you imagine- - I love that they're supposed to be like high schoolers. - Yeah. - [Josh] Just dripping with erotic possibilities of you and Ashley alone at last. - Okay, Rami, relax. - [Josh] You've been a perfect gentleman. - A gentleman. - [Josh] You come in for the kill. - Chris becomes a gentleman. (Alex laughs) - That would be great. I'd say maybe you're right. - Yeah? - Yeah. - God, Chris has to stop acting so insecure. - Maybe you're right. - You're a hunter, bro. No fear, no mercy. I mean, she won't even know what hit her. - I'm just trying to get him off our back so we can find this totem. - All right, all right, I got it, jeez. - Jeez. - Okay. - Okay. - [Alex] Forget the totem. We were looking at the original game and they're in different spots in the remaster. - Dude. - Dude. - That makes so much sense. We're gonna gonna find one. - What do these do, Chris? - Hello, 360. - [Josh] Else you got four lovely ladies who are gonna be freezing their buns off. And last time I checked, that's not a good way to get laid. - We really wanna go after him or do we wanna go back to Ashley? - [Chris] Cool Buns. - I think this progresses. - I think this cool buns conversation has really something to it and I'd like to stay here. - We can go up here. Take a look up here. - Okay guys. - If you guys don't mind, I'd actually like to like ... - Stick with the cool buns. - Exchange ideas here. - That's pretty. - [Chris] Damn, I'm getting pretty low on juice here. - Juice. - [Chris] I just had to turn off my GPS. I'm finally like outside. - People don't know this, but when you have low battery on your phone, turn off Bluetooth. You save so much battery. - Really? - Yeah. People act like the brightness does anything. Tim, am I right? - [Tim] Hmm? (all laugh) - That turning down your brightness when you have a low phone battery doesn't really do shit. - [Tim] Yeah. - It's the Bluetooth that it's draining. - [Tim] Right, that or the wifi. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wow, I had no idea. Do you know how many times I've used my phone where it's essentially pitch black because I've turned down the brightness? - Yeah, and I don't think it does shit. And everyone's like, "Turn off your brightness, you'll save so much battery." - That's amazing. - [Tim] It saves you a little bit, but not as much as turning off the screen. - I should have paid more attention in climbing class. - Chris. - Dude, classic Chris. - My God. - Climbing up the rope. (scary music) - Whoa. - Dope (beep). - Did I do that? - The light bulb just exploded. - Exploded. - I don't think so. Here, use this. - Uh-uh, this place is fire, this place has fire. - Yeah, there's arson. - Whoa, Chris, I just got an awesome idea. - Yeah? - [Josh] Totally. - Well, what is it? - Okay, so I'm pretty sure that I've got some deodorant in one of the bathrooms. You could use that with the lighter. - I, I don't follow. How's, how's a stick of deodorant gonna help? - Spray on, it's a can - Dude, he's the arson. - Flamethrower. - Yeah, now I gotcha. - He's the arson. - No, but also ... - Just point the spray can and the lighter. - Someone tells me we might be spraying someone with fire later. (Trevor laughs) - Whoa. - How crazy would that be? - Once I put deodorant in my hair 'cause it was a spray and I thought it was dry shampoo. - That sucks. - I bet your hair smelled awesome. - And if you used a hair dryer, you'd be (beep). (Amanda laughs) Such a flame thrower. (Trevor laughs) Right? I don't know. - All right. Yeah, surely a lighter is this bright. - What's in the fragile box? Huh? - The fragile box. - Huh? (Angela laughs) - Chris is like, "La-di-da-di-da." - "Da-da-da-da, I can't wait to hold those buns." - Buns. - Thank you. (crew laughs) - Whoa. - All right, well this has been fun. - Huge basement. - Crazy garage here. - My God. - Let's get all attractive. - What's that? Middle of the way right there. - Whoa, whoa. - A boot. - Click X. - We found, is that a totem? It's a totem! - Yay! - Yay! - Totem! - "Search the totem to locate a premonition." - Just wanna get some blood flowing. - We're finding ... - That was fun. - Say what I'm finding, so click L. - I'm, I'm moving, wait. - It's huh? - Trevor. - I'm feeling vibrations. - It's okay, it's okay. - Oh my God. - Oh, holy shit! - Premonition. - Oh my God. That was a dead woman. - That's why we can't get the deodorant. - That was a dead woman. - Was that in the future or the past, Ollie? - Yeah, premonition is future, so beware. - There's gonna be a woman laying down in fire. - And that looked like Emily. - So beware. - Or Ashley. (Trevor hums) - Well, don't get the deodorant, obviously. Hey, turn on the lights. Did you see that? - Boo, boo, boo. - Can you ... - No button. - I cannot, unfortch. (Amanda sighs) - I think I'm gonna be Chris for Halloween. (Trevor laughs) - I think that would be awesome. Who's in this picture? - Go. - This one? - Right there. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The Mafia family. - It's cool. - Both of the daughters have died. - Clue found. - Wait. - Clue found. - Rami Malek is the brother? - Yeah. - Of the two dead daughters? - Of course. - Okay, so something's fishy. - Wait a second. It said, "Clue found". What was the clue? - I think it's just when you find something like that. - Whoa. - [Chris] What the hell was that? - What? - Whoa, you heard a bump in the night. - Wait, look at what's under the blanket. - Why are you missing so much good shit? - Okay, would you like to- - No, go, go, go - To pilot? I'm sorry, I don't mean to... - No, you're just- - Don't be sorry. - Under this? - This is me being a (beep) bastard, it's fine. - Okay, I promise. I, I can't, I can't- - I think if, unless it has a little button, you can't do anything to it. - Yeah. I promise, I'm trying to find this stuff, I promise. - You guys could break the game. I just thought that that was what you could do. - I'm sorry I'm not a better gamer. - No, Trevor, you're fine. She's coming from "Resident Evil" where you touch everything. - Yeah, you gotta touch everything. - Look at that. - Wow. - Matt. - Opening doors. I love it when a game gives you like an unnecessary door opening mechanic. - Yeah. - Like, you can't just press it to open. You actually have to push the stick to ... - Yep. - Okay, this seems like a mud room. You ever had a friend's house who had a mud room? - Yeah, and this is a big one. - No parents to be found. - Okay. Dude, do you guys like that I found that one organically? - Yeah, that was that sick. - That's pretty freaking crazy. - Go up the stairs. - I'm going. I'm going upstairs, look at this place. What if I just didn't let anyone in? - Is this a huge house. - There's so much to explore. - I know, this is massive. - Huge house. - [Alex] Uh, go left. - Beep, beep. - Well, the stairs is great. - Slow as hell. - [Alex] Go left again. - All right, left again. - Hey, someone left the window open. - The window. (gunshot fires) Whoa, what the? - Sounds like a gunshot and not a knife shot 'cause they know what makes us scared. - A knife shot. - A knife shot. (Trevor laughs) - Grandfather clock, very special. - Looking for a totem. - Why don't they call it a grandmother clock? - No totems over here. Dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm ... Looking for some totems. - Go in this door. - I'll do it. - Yeah, I see a light. I see the light. - Big totem room. Is this the room we put the totems? - It's like the fog is lifted. - Oh, something down there. - Wait a minute, wait a moment, this is the deodorant. - I ain't (beep)- (all scream) Oh my (beep) God! - That was scary! (creature howls) (all scream in slow motion) - I got scared. - There was a (beep) bear under the sink. - Poor Scott, poor Scott, we just railed our sound system. - Scott's on the ground, he's dead. - Guys. - Holy (beep). There was a bear under the sink. - That was a raccoon. - I think it was a badger. - [Alex] That's so funny. - That was genuinely, that genuinely scared me. - [Chris] Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. - He's not- - Or was that a bear? (Amanda laughs) - A rat? Maybe 'cause we put ... - [Ashley] What was it? Are you okay? - It was like a bear or a tiger or something. - Oh. - "It's like a bear or tiger or something." - Little baby wolverine. - A wolverine? - [Josh] Don't worry, buddy. - I thought he was yellow and blue. - Scary shit. This guy keeps saying, "You're gonna be a big boy soon." He's alluding to like ... - I don't like whatever his deal is. - He's like, like weirdly, really wants Chris to (beep). - Yeah, he does. - Sweet is not the word I'd use. - Oh my gosh, it's so good to be inside. - Well, frick, we missed the totem because the wolverine ... - This place barely looks any different. - That's the wrong way. - Scared the crap out of us. - I can't wait to see that moment clip, please. - Yeah, me too. - Chat, clip it. - What's up, party people? - [Jess] Hey. - [Josh] Hey. - Hi. - Hey. - Whoa. - Doo. - Doof. - Make yourself at home, bro. - Get him. - Wait, where's Emily? - Come on in, take a load off, have whatever you want. You just take whatever you want anyway, right? - Whoa, confrontation. - Easy there, cowboy. - Now we're Matt. - Challenge. - Challenge or warn. - Challenge, challenge, challenge, challenge. - Challenge, challenge, challenge. - What the hell were you doing with Em out on the trail? - What? - I saw you and Em. - I saw you. - Through the telescope. - Before? We just ran into each other. It's been a while so we hugged and I said hello. Is that against the law? - Distrust, watch yourself, Mike. - Hey, watch yourself, Buckaroo. - Right, right. I'm sure it's all it was. - You know what? You can think whatever you want, it's a free country. - Watch yourself, Mike. - Wow. - Oh, loved the delivery, Jordan. - That was really good. - Watch yourself. - Probably always working a lot. Do you want me to go over what his jobs were? - No. (Amanda laughs) - He played that guy in the cast, his thing. - Wow, she did a really good job on her braids. - Oh my God, that is so gross. - Okay, you would say that. You love Mike. - Are you trying to swallow his face whole? Seriously, can she be any more obvious? No one wants in on your territory, honey. - These people really seem like friends. - Excuse me, did you say something? - Oh, did you not hear me? Was your sluttiness too loud? - Sounds like someone's bitter she didn't make the cut. - Yeah, it's all a big cattle call with that dream boat. Congrats, you're top cow. - Cuts real deep calling Miss Homecoming a cow. - Provoke. - I don't think we tell her to chill out. - I agree. (crew and Trevor laugh) I think we provoke. - All right. - It feels like diffusing won't be diffusing. - Honey, you're making everyone uncomfortable, Jess. - Jealous much? Emily too frigid for you too? - Oof. - [Matt] Hey, that's, that's uncalled, look- - Whatever. I don't give a crap what you think. - At least I can think, 4.0, bitch, honor roll. Suck on that when you're trying to sleep your way into a job. - Who needs grades when you've got all the natural advantages you can handle? - These people really love each other. - You couldn't buy- - Mike's not saying anything 'cause he sucks. Like your skanky ass. - Do you think that's insulting? - That bitch is on crack or something. - My goodness. - She doesn't seem like she's on crack. - Provoke again? - Provoke. - "Shut your mouth, Jess." - Jessica, you need to shut your mouth, okay? - No, you are the one ... - Mike isn't doing anything. - Butterfly effect, who's side are you on? - Oh, shit. - Are we about to get real? Because I am down to get real. - Stop it. - Stop. - Stop. - This is not helping, it's not what I wanted. We can't get along for 10 minutes then maybe we need a little bit of a break, right? - Yeah. - [Josh] Mike, why don't you check out the guest cabin, the one I told you about? - Yeah. - Mike didn't say anything. Mike just sat there like a dumb ass. - These girls are slut shaming like it's 2002. - I think it is 2002 when this was made. (crew laughs) Well that makes sense. (all laugh) - They're all slut shaming where no one looks at the guy. - You couldn't hear me over your sluttiness? - Yeah - Sluttiness isn't loud, it's just there. - [Emily] My bag, the little bag with the pink pattern. The one I got on Rodeo. - The one I got on Rodeo. - Rodeo. - Oh my God, don't you remember? Next to the Italian shoe place where I got the stilettos and you knocked over the rack while you were drooling all over that girl at the counter. - This is bad improv scene. - These are boys writing girls. - Bad improv scene. - Next to my bag. Next to the stilettos. - And the stilettos. - Why do you hate my jacket? - [Emily] Matt, I need my bag. - Matt, I need my bag. - Maybe you just forgot it. - [Emily] Do you seriously think I'd forget my bag? - [Matt] Well, I ... - [Emily] Do you? - Do you? - Wow, guess not. - Matt's life sucks right now. - Honestly, Chat, raise your hand when the argument isn't really about the bag. - Yeah, raise your hand. - That you're only talking (beep) about the bag. Bags in the chat, bags in the chat. - Bags in the chat. - [Matt] Okay. - I'd say she's the only hot one. The rest are ugly. - She is really hot. - I think I like Chris. - No. - Okay, I'm gonna go take a bath. - I think she's hot. - You're gonna take a bath. - Really harsh on her outfit. - She's gonna go take a bath. That's the proper thing to do in this situation. - Take a bath. - Take a bath. - [Mike] Exiled. - [Jess] Sex-iled. - Whoa. - Brr. - Unfortunately she just wants love and she's just trying way too hard. - Yeah, she needs to go see the Dr. Hill. - She does. - Look at pictures of scarecrows. - She really does. - If we ever make it. - I have a feeling luck's on our side. - [Jess] Play your cards right and maybe you will get lucky. - Hey, porn stars. - Jesus, this brother sucks. (all laugh) - This is so creepy, he's so weird. (all laugh) - "Hey porn stars, why don't you start now and I'll film?" (all laugh) "We're here for my sisters, don't forget." - Hey guys, the next bored AF I'm gonna be holding onto a pole, "Hey, porn stars." (all laugh) - I almost forgot, gotta fire up the generator so you can see where you're going. - Careful. - It's dark out there. - He wants to keep everything like lit up. - He wants to light shit on fire. - I think Josh was flirting with me. - No, girl. - You wanna invite him up with us? - [Jess] Wait, really? - We get to play Mike. - Oh, let's go. - Oh. - Hey, porn stars. That's the end of our video here today. Make sure to stay around and check out for more. - Yeah, we're gonna be coming back. You can't leave them hanging. - You can't. - You can't. - We got so many people that need to have sex. - Too many men with puffer vests that need to have sex. - Yeah. - We'll be back. - We'll be back. - We'll go balls deep into this. - Bye.