Transcript [EN]: It Was Mother With The Boots In The House Down

(all laughing) - That's so good. - Ding! Hi, we're playing RuPaul Clue. - It's Clue but gay. - Clue Paul. - Oh, that's good. - Yeah. No, I like that. I like that we are both doing separate intros at the same time. (group laughing) - Sexy. - I'm sure it sounded really like that too. - Hi, we're playing Clue Paul today. It's Clue, but RuPaul and that's all you need to know. - That is. - Sound good, girl? - Yeah. - Girl. - Shall we introduce our characters? - Yes. - I am Sir Lady Scarlet, let the music play. Ooh! - I'm Marsha P. Plum. Sashay away. - Oh, that rhymed. - I'm Geraldine Green, which looks like a combination of Laganja and Manila. And my quote is, "Lip sync for your life," which is not something that they say. Anyway, go on. - I got Pepper La Peacock, which is where they, no, they weren't streaming their show on Peacock. That was somewhere else. And she's saying, "You better work." - You better work. - You better work. - Work. - Love it. - She looks like a few drag queens, but I can't name them. - A special thing about this version of Clue is that we have these question marks on here that we can land and we can get these little fun little cards that give us a little bonus thing that we can do. But also our characters have a once per game special move. For example, mine is that I can move twice once. So there you go. Let's Clue it up. - Let's Clue it. - [Spencer] Who last watched the show? - Probably Tommy. - Tommy. - I religiously watch the show. - I think, Tommy, you should go first. - Okay, great. - Am I the only sir at this table? - It seems to be. - Okay. - But you're Lady Sir. - Sir Ma'am or something? - Yeah, I'm Sir Lady. - Sir Lady. - Sir Lady. Sir Lady Scarlet. - [Tommy] Here we go. How's everyone liking All Stars 10? - Whoa, what does the question mean? - Oh, just me? - I haven't started watching it. Just you, baby. - [Chanse] Does that automatically mean he gets to- - I think I get a question mark and I get to move for spaces. - [Amanda] Whoa! - This makes this way more interesting. - Oh, I'm gonna play this immediately. This says add six to my dice roll. Okay, so I've got 10. - Whoa. Oh my God. Okay, let's go. - 10. - Do you split up? Can you move to a room? Do something then move to another room? - No. - No. - Okay, okay. - No. - [Alex] The question mark is still the number one. - Oh, so this is five and I've added six? - Yeah. - So I got eleven. - Eleven. - Great. - That's incredible, Tommy. - Eleven. - Thanks, Chanse. All right, let me look at my cards really quick so I know where to go and who to ask. - Look at your cards. Right, okay. - Are you mocking me? - No. - [Tommy] All right. - Sir Lady would never. - Oh my God, bracket two is tomorrow for All Stars 10, guys. - Wow. - It's gonna be crazy. We got both of the Brooks in there. I'm team Mistress. Okay, here we go. Bing bong, bing bong. I'm going to go to, (energetic music) I have 11. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I'm gonna go here for nine. - Nine. - All-Star. - I'm in the All-Star Hall of Fame. - Love it. - Okay. I get to accuse someone and ask a question. - Question. - Question. - [Tommy] Okay. - What are you watching it on right now? - Paramount Plus. - Okay, okay. - Wow. - I have apparently two subscriptions. One my mom bought and one I bought for my mom. - Oh. - So. - You guys are cute. - So cute. - She's like, "I got it. I downloaded it." - Aw. - And I was like, I bought, I already got it for you. - I bought it for you. - She's like, oh. Anyway. - [Spencer] They love to say "I downloaded it." - I downloaded a subscription. - She watches "Survivor." - My parents are watching "Survivor." - [Amanda] I'm not caught up. - It just ended last night. - I'm not caught up. - Okay. Don't look at my (bleep) cards, Courtney. - I'm not. - Put your eyeballs away. All right, I'm going to j'accuse. Who do we have? Who's our people? Who's our people? - Sir Lady Scarlet. - Marsha P. Black. Wait, no, not Black, Marsha. P. Plum. - Mustard. - Peacock. - And White. - All right. I'm gonna bring the Sir Lady Scarlet in actually. - Whoa. - Okay. - Sorry. - No, it's fine. I get to move somewhere. - I'm going to bring the, what the (bleep) is this? The tucking tape. (players gasp) I'm bringing the tucking tape. Okay, I think it's- - Industrial grade. - All Star Hall of Fame. Scarlet Woman, Scarlet Envy and the tucking tape. So who shows me, who shows me this? - Chanse. - I don't have any of that. - So then you have to show me, right? - Yeah, idiot. - Amanda? - She probably has something. - You guys can't look. - I'm not looking. - So you have one? - Yeah. - Show me back here. Okay. (suspenseful music) - You got that? - I saw it, just kidding. - Oh, you guys can play along if you want to. - Oh. - Oh my God. - Marsha. - [Alex] Everyone at home, get out your checklists. - So. - That's my turn. - So can you say what you said again? - I said Scarlet, Tape, Hall of Fame. - Okay. - Year turn, Chanse. - Oh! Mm. - That was awesome. - Seven. - Eight. - Oh yeah. Oh yeah. One, two, three, four. I'm done. - [Tommy] He's on the main stage. - Yeah, born there. Gonna die there. (energetic dance music) (Amanda laughs) - [Courtney] You're gonna die there? (energetic dance music) - Okay, um. - I won't look. - [Chanse] I'm gonna bring this wig. - What category are you serving today, Chanse? - I am serving fruit realness. I'm serving fruit from the tree. Nope. Okay. - Okay. - I'm serving, I'm serving pomegranate. I'm serving, crack me open and nope. Nope. - I'm serving cherry. - Oh yeah. - Yeah, I guess. - Yeah, you are. - I suppose so. - In my mind. - No, no, and physically like- - No, it's just here. - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, and it's all over your. - Oh, oh my God! - Don't act like you didn't know you were wearing them. - Will you go? - Yes. I think it was, I think it was me. - Ooh. - Marsha P. Plum, in the main stage with the wig. - I have nothing for you. - Hmm. A likely story. - Nothing. - You have what you serve. Nothing. - (gasps) Don't be a bitch. - Court's got something. - Court's got something. - I won't look. - I'm not looking. - Heard. - What a tense game. My turn. - Wow. Okay. - Come on, cherry girl. - There we go. That's eight. - Thank you, I was like- - You're welcome. - Five, six, seven, eight. - [Both] Oh! - One, two, three, four, five. Ooh, the library. I'm gonna read a book about (bleep). - [Spencer] Cox Internet. - Exactly. - C-O-X. - That's so RuPaul's Drag Race of you. - Isn't it so RuPaul's Drag Race of me? - Yeah. - Oh! - Okay. - They always start the show by shouting the word (bleep). - Hmm. - Who you grabbing? What you doing? - I'm getting Pepper La Peacock. I believe that it was Pepper La Peacock in the library with the corset. Look at how cute this little corset is. - Why are you saying it like that? - I don't know because that's how I speak. - Say it again. You're doing what? - I'm doing Pepper La Peacock in the library with the corset to Court. Don't look, guys. - Uh, I shall not. - Yes. Thank you. - Out of sight out mind. - Out of (bleep). - Out of (bleep). - He's in "Jupiter Ascending?" - Yeah, he's the villain. - He plays an old version of himself, I guess. - I have waited for you. - I heard "Jupiter Ascending" is the worst movie on the planet. - It is. - And that part is so good. - Is that the one where it has the aliens that rub the pearls on their face? - It's where they have like, the roller blades, but, like you're a dog too. - You're thinking of whatever in the million planets. - But is it so bad that it's not worth watching? Or it's so bad that you- - Yes, correct. - Okay. - No, no, no. It's so bad that you watch it when you're really high. - Alright, let's get high mother (bleep). - [Chanse] You can't smoke weed with a baby? - No, you can. You can. - You can. - You can or you can't? - You can. - [Chanse] Why? - Technically you can do anything. - You can do anything, technically. - What side effects does it have on the baby? - Smoke. - The baby comes out too cool. - Yeah. - Yeah, it's too chill. - [Tommy] The baby comes out like out chill as (bleep). - I'm in the snatch game. - Yay. - And who are you portraying? - I'm Jennifer Coolidge. - Jennifer Coolidge. - Jennifer Coolidge. - What if you play a twist on it and you're Jennifer Cooler and you just have a bunch of beers and your clothes? - That's awesome. - I'm Jennifer Cooler. - Thank you. - Love that. - That's really cool. - Great. - Anybody want a PBR? - I would love a PBR. - Wow. - I'll take a PBL. - Thank you. Whoa. (Chanse babbling) - He's excited. - He really is excitable today. - It's his birthday tomorrow. - It's Gemini season. Okay. Alright. - Oh! - I am- - Who are you pulling? - I am thrusting an accusation. - Oh dear. - Upon, upon. - Upon? - Ms. Green Girl! - That's me. - Ooh. - You get to pull a question mark card. - No one's moving me anywhere. - Nobody wants to touch Marsha, I'm sorry. - Are you kidding? - I'm holding onto this. - That's so cool. - Yeah, I got it 'cause you yanked my (bleep) all the way over here. (Amanda gasps) (Courtney hums) - Okay, and I think it was with the wig. (Amanda gasps) Snatch Game, Green, wig. Geraldine Green wig. - And I do have something to show you. (players gasp) - He does have something. - Of course you do, Tommy. - Yeah. - All right, here I go. Here we go, here we go, here we go now! - Get it, get it, get it. (Chanse singing) - Who would you play in the snatch game? - I'm sick, I'm honestly sick of like, the leave it open to interpretation. Like Trinity the Tuck's like the devil. It's like, okay. - I think, yeah. - I miss like, the trying to actually be someone. - Do Judy Garland. - I think it would be- - Swanson's Judy Garland. - Absolutely, I think it'd be really, really absolutely insane to do Macy Gray. - (gasps) Do Macy Gray! - I think that would be psychotic. - That would be amazing. - I think I would do like Malala. - And it would be very slow. (Tommy raspy singing) - Who's the activist that's like from, she's Greta Gerwig? - Greta Thunberg. - Greta Gerwig is the activist. - Oh. - I mean. - You found that so amusing. - Beep. - Ugh! - All right, I- - Cut off your tongue. - [Tommy] I rolled two fives. - What will you do with my tongue once it's cut off. - Ew. - I got 10. - Well, that means 10. Get it. - So I'm going to do... ♪ Give me a second to look at my cards ♪ - Love that. - So shall we talk about Clue? I owned my first Clue when I was five years old and I loved it. And I still have Clue, two games. Ugh. Anyone else? - [Spencer] Which two? - The original and then a different original. - You're so interesting. - I don't have anything, I don't have anything weird, but I did play Golden Girls Clue, I told you this. - Yes, you did. Yeah. - And it wasn't mine. - [Spencer] Do you guys like the movie? - Golden Girls? - Clue? Of course. - Oh yeah. - Flames. - [Both] On the side of my face. - I'm going to bring. ♪ Tell me what you're gonna bring, bring, bring ♪ ♪ Tell me what you're gonna bring, bring, bring ♪ - Is this your second time in the Hall of Fame? - It might be. I'm bringing you, bringing you. (Courtney gasps) Come on over. Come on over. - You get a question mark card, Court. - Oh my God, little did you know. - What the heck? - What the heck? - Wait, I'm, oh, I used the wrong guy the whole time. Oh, that's not you. - Who is that? - And who's that? - You're purple or you're blue. - Oh, are you blue? - Oh, that's not. I should just switch my character. - She's metamorphosizing. - I'm sorry. - It's a reveal. - And I lied. And that was a reveal. - It's a reveal. - It's a reveal. - You take it off. - She changed race. - [Amanda] Look at that. - Oh! Ariana Grande over here. - That's gorgeous. - And now I'm Madam Mustard. - Okay. - Madam Mustard. - Okay. So Madam Mustard, I'm bringing you in here. - [Courtney] Okay. - Okay, so I gave you your question mark card. - And that honestly didn't affect the game at all. - No. - I'm going to swap out the, or no, I don't need to swap it out. - Oh. - Okay. Sorry. I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna bring the fan in here too. - (laughs) Gorgeous fan. - I love the fan. - And I'm gonna say it is Mustard in the All Star Hall of Fame with the fan. I believe it goes to Chanse now to show me one of those three things. - Mustard with the what? - Mustard with the fan and the fame hall. (Tommy and Amanda gasp) Have you ever seen a Drag Race episode? - Mm-hmm. I once also decided to watch it on a plane. And I had a very hetero dad next to me who was stunned. (Courtney laughs) Didn't understand it. And I was like, "Get with the (bleep) program, bro." And also, I have my headphones in. Don't talk to me. - Have you ever been to a drag brunch? - Yes, I have. - I like how it's like, have you ever done this? - Yes. - Are you in LA or not? - I worked with a server. So I worked at a place the server served at night and then did the drag brunch in the morning and he was- - [Both] Wow. - I've been out there, guys. - What can't they do? - Been in this world. - Chanse, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna take an extra turn that card let me. - Oh my God! - That card let me. - Fine. - That card let me. - Epic. - So I'm gonna go again. - You showed him something? - I showed him something, but he's taking another turn. ♪ I got another question card ♪ - What the hell? ♪ I got another question card ♪ - And you move seven. - Fantastic. Okay. And I move seven, so I'm gonna go. ♪ Oh ♪ One, two, three. Oh, that sucks. - Mm-mm. - I'm gonna take that back. I'm gonna go one, two, three, four. I'm in the library. I'm in the- - Look at all of us reading. - Oh! - Hey bitch. - Reading about (bleep) picture books probably. - Okay. - Oh my God. - I'm going to accuse Scarlet in the library with the corset. - Hey, well, I'm not moved, but I've been accused. Should I take a question mark card? Thank you. Thank you. Move anywhere after? - Yeah. - Now? - Now. - I'm still questioning you, but you can scoot around if you want. - [Courtney] Scarlet in the library you said? - [Tommy] Scarlet in the library with the corset. (Amanda gasping) All right, so now it goes to Chanse. So can you show me any of those? - Then it goes to Courtney. - Scarlet, library, corset. Does anyone have cards for that? - Look at your cards, man. - You have to do that. - Oh, it's me first? - Yes. - (laughs) Yeah. Do I have any of those cards? - [Amanda] Oh, he does. - Tommy's getting all of my information. - Thank you. - He's gonna sell it. He's gonna sell all your information. - No, I do not accept cookies. I do not accept cookies. I do not accept cookies. I'm watching my sugar intake. Here we go. - I love that. - It's just true. Get those cookies. - Oh, you got a question. - Question mark. - That's fine. - How do you like that? Move anywhere. Play immediately. - Whoa. - That's right, bitch. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - What happened to me? - I be moving. - Whoa. - That's what happened. - Uh, where you gonna go? I know you getting accused. - Papa? - Papa. - If I go to the workroom. - Workroom. - And my guess is. (Tommy gasps) The workroom, platform heels, and Miss Peacock. - Workroom. - Workroom. - Right now. - Workroom, Peacock, heels. You got? Oh, oh, okay. Get that outta my face. - Sorry, that was, sorry. It was workroom heels and what? - Peacock. - Peacock. - I wanna see, oh. - (gasps) It's a 10. - 10, 10, it's a 10, but I got to move wherever I wanted. So it doesn't really matter. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. - Okay. - Jesus. - Pork chop loading dock. - The pork chop loading dock. - So I believe it's in the pork chop loading dock. - [All] You got the pork chop loading dock. ♪ Holiday Inn ♪ - I believe that it's Geraldine Green. - That's me. Thank you. I'll take one of these. - And I believe it was with... (Amanda breathing heavily) The corset. Pork chop loading dock, Geraldine green, corset. - Damn. - Corset, chop, Green. - Oh my God, moving is hard. - [Spencer] What is the Pork Chop Loading Dock? - Well, Pork Chop is the first drag queen to have ever been eliminated on the show. - Oh! - So people call, you're the Pork Chop. You're gonna get eliminated first. The loading dock is kind of where the untucked lounge is, where like where people are waiting before or after they're on stage. Sometimes there's drama. It's usually it's a holding area, essentially. - The Pork Chop loading dock, absolutely. It was a, I think it was a one-off. And one of the seasons, instead of introducing the people, they just brought them out two at a time and had them lip sync and eliminated half the cast up top and put them in this loading dock. - That's awesome. - And then at the end of that episode, they were like, actually you're just team two basically. - [Both] Whoa. - And so then they had their own separate premieres and then they came back to- - Wait, I love that. - Yeah, it was crazy. - It pitted people hard. - It was too much. It was cuckoo bananas. - They don't use it anymore? - No, it was one time. - I just wish they would've actually eliminated them right then, right there. - That's what it seemed like, but it was also like- - They're always experimenting with how they start the show off. - They never do the same show twice. It's always something cuckoo. Anyway, did you get to show something? Or did you? - You should go on Drag Race. - I got nothing. - You got nothing? All right, Court has nothing. And so it would come to me to show. All right, and I'm gonna use my card that says avoid answering a question. - Whoa! - Wait, that's not fair. - Whoa. - So now I guess it goes to Chanse if he has a card. - Oh yeah. Oh right, I forgot. - Okay. - Show me what you got. - Stop. - I wanna know. - Oh. - Nope. - Damn it. - So I already went, so it's definitely not your turn. Love you, so it's definitely going. - You didn't. - Love you. - Do y'all have drag queen or king names that you would use if you were? - So Aurora Matrix came on- - Oh yeah, that's right. - And I am. - Shirley A. Top? - So, no. - Shirley A. Bottom. - Shane's is Anita Top. I'm Shirley A. Bottom. - Shirley A. Bottom. Got it. - That's my name, Shirley. - Shirley A. Bottom. Chanse, do you know what you are? What you would be? - Motherboard. - Motherboard. - What? - Motherboard. - I love that. I like that. - Spencer, you came up with an incredible one when we were on that one video. It was like Miss- - It was really good. - It's Miss Steak. - [Spencer] Oh, it's the meme. It's the Big Miss Steak. - Big Miss Steak. - Big Miss Steak. - [Spencer] There is, it's like it's a meme. - Oh, well you didn't say that on the video. - Is that from the Impossible Quiz. - You took credit for it in the video and to me and to my face. - [Alex] Miss Steak, yeah, you're right. - I think that was in the Impossible Quiz. - That's crazy. - I've also always loved Chum Bucket. - That's good. - What's yours? - So if drag queen, I would be the Lauren Iraq. (Amanda laughs) - The Lauren Iraq. - The Lauren Iraq. And then if I was a drag king, I would be Lukewarm. - Nice. - I love Lukewarm. - That's amazing. - Yeah. - I'd genuinely love to be a drag king. - Rachel Profiling. - That's awesome. - Amazing. - It's not very marketable though. - No. - Yeah, hard to. - Okay guys. - Have fun with that one. - I'm in the ladies' room. - Okay. - And I am going to accuse Pepper La Peacock. I'm going to use the makeup box with- - Makeup case. - Makeup case. - Ladies room, makeup, Peacock. - I cannot show you anything. - That's crazy. - Show me something. - Everyone has all of my info. - Okay, thank you. (Chanse moans) - Don't laugh at me. It wasn't a joke. - I wasn't laughing at you. I was laughing at how fun the game is, so shut up. (crew members laughing) - [Spencer] Do your out of breath character. - But my out of breath character's real. No, I'm just kidding. - Take an extra turn 'cause I have a question mark card that said take an extra turn, so I'm taking an extra turn. - That's a ten. - Ten. - Keep rolling tens. - That's a ten. - That's a ten. - Um. - Where you going? - [Amanda] If you are here and it's a 10, you won't be able to go in. - Do you think RuPaul's gonna make a Clue song to promote this? - Are you going again? - Yes. - I had the card. - She had the card. - This is ridiculous. - I love your nails on this board. It's like, ugh. - It just makes sense. - It just makes sense. - Get your greasy paws off the board! - They're not greasy. They're clean and gorgeous. You shut your, what if I just slapped you so hard right there? - That'd be really hot. - I wanted sometimes. - I mean... - Oh? (dramatic music) You'd like that? (sensual funky music) Is there a trapdoor here or something? - Where's the trapdoor? - Here. - Trapdoors are on the corners. - Okay, I'll do that. - Stop her! - Marsha, so you haven't been able to really do much during this game, so you should just stay there. - [Courtney] Thanks. - Marsha's like, "Stop her." - I'm gonna go here. - Okay, we're in the Untucked Lounge. - I am in the Untucked Lounge. Still tucked by choice, I keep it tight. - Nice. - I am accusing Crystal White. - Ooh. - Of murder or taking the crown using the fan. - I ain't got nothing. - How many cards do you have, Chanse? - Wow, you have every card. - Literally every card. - This is ridiculous. - Thanks. - This is absolutely ridiculous. ♪ Thank you ♪ - Whoa! - I got so many. - I just feel like it's been so long since I went. - Got bad news for you later. - Okay. - Oh. - So I've got 11. I'm gonna come down here. I'm gonna go one, two, three, four, five, six. I'm here too. - Untucked Lounge. - And I want the exact same information. I am, I'm gonna say the white woman with the fan in the Untucked Lounge. Chanse, what was it? Heard, thank you. - Whoa. - Well, I'm the only one who hasn't seen it. - Okay and then, sorry, I'm taking an extra turn. Sorry. (solemn music) - Whoa. - I just really wanted to know. - Stop this, you guys. - I think, I think the light is not gonna come back into Chanse's eyes. It's gone, look. Look, it's gone. It's gone. - It's gone. It's dead. - Because he chose Marsha. - Brightness, brightness. - Why 'cause she's black? - Whoa. - Yeah. - Yeah. - If I'm being honest? Yes. Yes. (players laughing) - No, because the name Marsha, I don't know. It doesn't fire me up. - It's Marsha P. Johnson. It's a joke on that. Do you know who that is? - No. - Yeah, I didn't think so. - Who is it? - It's not my job to educate you. (Courtney gasps) - Nice. - Whoa. - You should know who she is. - Do you know who it is though? - All right. - Yeah. - [Tommy] I'm going in here. - I just- - Going to that main stage. - Main stage. - Main stage. - Google it. - [Spencer] Chanse, I'm gonna start saying that but when I don't know what I'm talking about though. - That's good too. - I'm going main stage. - We did at scene at TNTL bit about her. - [Tommy] I'm bringing the fan and Ms. White in here. - I ain't showing you shit. - You don't have anything? - I ain't showing you shit. - Nope. - Nothing? (crew members laughing) - That's awesome. - Thank you. - Finally, it's my turn. - Are we sure? - [Spencer] Actually, we're kind of out of time. Let's skip to Amanda. - Yay! - Oh my God! - Oh my God, I get to go. - He's kidding. He's kidding. - No, no, no. - He's kidding. He's kidding. - Don't listen to him. - Is it actually my turn? - Yes. - You don't have an extra thing or anything? - No, I'm actually finished. - He has no more extra things. - It's your turn. - He's done. - [Chanse] Yay! - If you roll a four, that means your turn's over. - Oh. - No. - My turn. - Okay, I can only move four. - Yeah, that's true. And then you have to get in your car and go home. - Well, I can use my power! - You can only use it once per game. - Once per game. Once per game. - Only one time. (players laughing) - Once per game you may ask a question using a part of the game board you are not in. The proposed character in the plan is moved to the part of the game board that you named. - Great, but you don't have to go there, but the other person does. - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay, so I'm gonna say. ♪ I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ - Oh yeah. - Now we're making our own songs because we can't sing regular ones anymore. - Yep. - Should have always been that way. - [Spencer] I'm gonna copyright them. ♪ I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say ♪ ♪ Ah ♪ - Okay, okay, okay. - Okay, yeah. - That's right. - Bing bong, bing bong, bing bong, bing bong. - Oh, Crystal White in the judges' panel with the fan. Stop! - Did you see it? Shh. - Okay. - Okay. - Did you just copy me? - No, no, no, no, no, no. I think I was just like, I think I know. - My turn! Cool. - That's a two with a question card. - I'm not gonna reveal what that was. That was crazy. (Courtney laughs) Okay! Match Game. - [Tommy] Why are you screaming? - One, two, snatching it up. - This is not Karen's clue, Amanda. - Snatching it up. - This was Karen's Drag Race Clue. - It would be awful. - Wow! - People would turn off the video fast. - Amanda would win snatch game as Karen though. - Oh, a hundred percent. - Definitely more than me. - Are these men or women? - (laughs) I don't understand. Sir Lady? - Where'd they put their penis? - Yeah, I was just about to say. - Where'd they put their penis? Okay, snatch game. (players laughing) Imagine if I crushed your pen. That would be awesome. I'm gonna take- - Have you seen "Dune 2?" - Yeah. - I want you to do that shit. You know how she talks to her baby that's in her womb? She's like, "Quiet. Not now." - Quiet. (growls) - Oh no, no. Not that. - Oh, different. - Do not use the voice. - Do not use the voice. - We'll get copyrighted for the voice. - You can use the voice on me. - Okay, wow. - Why? - Ask me what you really want. Anyways, um, I am gonna use Crystal White 'cause this bitch is a hot commodity. - The gas leak is like, got salt on it today. - I know, that's what it is. A salt-rimmed gas leak. (players laughing) - Rim, okay. - What are you doing? - Amanda! - I'm thinking. (players laughing) (bleep) thinking over here. - I can feel time right now. (Amanda sings) - Bitches, y'all took so much time on your journey. - Bitches, y'all? - Bitches, y'all. - [Group] Bitches, y'all. - Platform heel, Crystal White, Snatch Game. (Courtney laughs) - Bitches, y'all. - Amanda, guest judging. - Oh my God. - Can you imagine? - No. - Okay, Court. Crystal White, Snatch Game, Heel. Show me what mama needs. - [Spencer] Are you gonna start calling yourself Mama from now? - That would be insane, Mama. - Mama. - Mama. Thank you. - You're welcome. - Mama. - You're welcome bitches, y'all. - Bitches, y'all. - Bitches, y'all. - Bitches, y'all. - Mama. - Bitches, y'all. - Bitches, y'all. - All right, I'm done. - Bitches, y'all. - I done. - This current season of Drag Race, there's this drag queen named Bosco. I don't know if you know who Bosco is. - I love Bosco so much. - Yes, Bosco. - She's one of my favorites. - She's a beautiful trans woman and she has perfect boobs and I mean- - Oh my God, yeah. - Perfect. - What size is perfect. - Her makeup. - They're just, they're just, (crew member laughing) they're just- - Dude, I literally thought they were unreal. - I thought they were like, plastic. But they're actual perfect, anyway. - Perfect. - And RuPaul goes, "And I can't stop staring at your boobs." And he goes, "Mama, mama." - RuPaul did? - Yes. - Oh my God. - So what size do you think they are? - [Spencer] Do you see boobs on Drag Race? - Yes. - Yeah. - Spencer's about to watch. - Spencer's about to be a big fan. - His mouth is wider than the sea. - [Alex] I'm sorry, what was her name? - So what size do you think that they are? - I don't know boob sizes, I just- - Oh, they gotta be a solid C. Really solid C, small D. Maybe D. - I think they're like- - [Courtney] If you're gonna get a boob job, if you're gonna get a boob job, you're gonna go for the full D, I would assume. If that's what you want. - And that's all- - You're working with the end of the alphabet over there? - Oh, there's a part of the alphabet that doesn't exist. And I have it. (Courtney laughs) - I'm 10, I'm 10, I'm 10. - My pants don't fit me anymore. Sorry. (laughs) My pants don't fit me anymore. - Gas leak energy right now. - Shut up! Shut up. - He's not real. He's not real. - Stop. Stop. - He's not real. He's real. - We can't add that into this video. We are not adding that element here. - No, no. (players laughing) - No, no, no. - (laughs) Chanse! - It's not someone playing a board game and going, shut up. - Seriously, guys. - Whoa, you can't do that shit. (Courtney singing) - [Tommy] You counted already, you can just go. - [Courtney] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right. - [Tommy] All right, so you're in the judges panel. - [Courtney] You can just kind of go. - You're in the judges panel. - Holy shit, Chanse. - Oh Jesus. - Okay. Oh, you know what? I didn't actually wanna go there. Oh, I wanted to go to the All-Star Hall of Fame. Oh, and I could have done that. And I could gone under there. - Just do it. - Okay. - I don't care. - [Both] What? - [Courtney] I was already in here. I was already in here. - Court's redoing the move. - She's redoing the move, okay? - She's allowed. - I'm going to the library. - Okay. - Okay. - Through the secret door, one. And I wanna go two, three, four, five, six. - Whoa. - I'm in the Hall of Fame, okay? - You can teleport? - I am guessing. - Bring me then I got a question mark card. - I know you really want it, and I don't even think you're gonna win, so no. - Oh, you dunno that. - Where's that go? - Out. - Out. - To the gutter. - That's when they become sentient and they're like, "I'm on a board game." - That's awesome. - Oh my God. That would be a really scary horror movie. - You don't know that we're not in that horror movie right now. - I can't. I don't like that. I don't like that thought. - I'm grabbing your plums. - I don't like that thought. - That's how "Community" ends. You know that show "Community?" - Yeah, I don't watch it because I knew it would end like that. - And I'm taking the wig. Plum, wig, All Star Hall of Fame. - Hey, you're there, so you get this. - What? - Plum, wig, hall star. - I literally almost pissed my pants. - Plum, wig, hall star. Are you showing a thing? I wanna see it too. - (gasps) Whoa! - Hello. - What did you say? - Thanks. - I said Plum, wig, Hall of Fame. - Wig, what does that mean? - The wig. The wig, the wig, the wig. - Wait, we're not, we're not doing the Katy Perry. - I was doing Katy Perry. - Wig. - Oh, okay. - Don't do that. - (laughs) I don't, I don't. I, whew, did not sign up for this. - They're not there. (players laughing) What did you see the chin up? - She starts looking. - That's awful. I hate this. I hate this. - That's awesome. - It's such a good gag. - I hate this. - Okay, it's my turn. - Is it? - Yep. - All right. - Oh my goodness. - Okay, I got a six. - This game is way more interesting with the bonus cards. - Absolutely. - Yeah, agreed. - I like this better than normal Clue. - Yeah. - Agreed. - Six, and I am who? I'm this woman. Okay. - I could write a RuPaul song 'cause they're like- - They're all just. ♪ What goes around comes down on my chest ♪ (Tommy laughs) - Very good song. ♪ What goes around comes down on my ♪ Like, she always takes a saying, a cliche. - Okay. - If you will, and then puts a little- - [Tommy] Okay, I'm bringing, I'm actually not gonna move. I'm bringing Plum down here with me. - Yes. - [Tommy] And I'm gonna bring the shoe in here with me. - Where are you? - Main stage. - Main stage, shoe. - Do you got any of those three main stage yourself or the shoe? - No. - Amanda? - No. - Make someone reveal a card. - [Alex] Whoa! - Show this and they must immediately reveal one of their cards to all players. - Whoa! (thunder rumbling) - Okay. Well who is it? - Well, show this to a player. - Uh, Courtney. - Yeah? - Actually, Tommy, show a card to all the players. - Everyone? - Everyone. - Okay. - He's probably gonna show you something that you've already seen. - But maybe not us. - You, yes. I haven't seen any of Tommy's cards. - The All Star Hall of Fame. - I just fricking saw that. - [Spencer] Does anyone think they're close? - I think I'm close. - I'm close. - No. Uh-uh. - Alright. That's the end of my turn, I suppose. - It's my turn now. It's my turn now. - My turn now. - Let's roll these dice. Yes, a question mark. - You got a lot of question marks. - Oh my God. Make someone reveal a card. - Whoa! - Oh my god. Courtney, reveal a card. (thunder rumbling) - Yay. - I haven't seen any of yours either. I've seen one. - The main stage, which I just saw moments ago. So I did not benefit from that. - You're not special anymore. - That sucks. - That sucks for me too. Okay, so now I move seven. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. - He's in the Untucked Lounge. - Can I do this? - Yes. - Yeah. - He's in the 'bary. - Library. ♪ In the library ♪ - Sir Lady Scarlet. - Yay! And I get a question mark. I have to play immediately. - Okay, well then do it. - Do I wait until after he goes? - Just do it. - Just do it, man. Just do it! - Fine, ask a question about any suspect, token, or location. Do not move! Okay, I think that it is. - It's not even your turn, this is (bleep) up. - I know. Sorry, bitch. I think it's Plum with the makeup case in the Pork Chop Loading Dock. - Oh my God. - Plum, makeup, pork chop. - First. - Yeah. - I got to do this. - Plum, makeup. - No. - [Courtney] Pork chop. - I haven't even used my player, boy. Mm, thank you. - [Courtney] You're welcome, honey. - All right, you may continue your turn. - Thank you. Okay, so I'm in the library, so I'm going live. Wait, I had already guessed, right? - You're breaking your legs down there. - My ankle broke. We have to pause the game or not, let's keep going. - Scarlet, library, shoe. - That's what you claimed moments ago. - [Both] Scarlet, library, shoe. - Scarlet, library, shoe. - Show me something. - Oh. - Show me something. - Scarlet, library, shoe. Scarlet, library, shoe. - Show me something. - Imagine a trial. - I don't have anything. - Like, by jury. - I don't have anything. - What? - I don't have anything. - Then Courtney. - Okay, okay. - Scarlet, library, shoe. - Scarlet, library and shoe. - Scarlet, library, shoe. I'm empty-handed. - What? Oh my God. (hands creaking) - Do you like that? - I like that. - Are you done? - Okay. - Five. - I will say I am very close to having this figured out. - That's so crazy. - No, hey. No. - [Spencer] Start cheating. (laughs) - [Alex] Chanse, just take a wild guess. - One, I kinda don't wanna do that. One, two, three. Okay, okay, okay, bitches. It is in the- - I'm not a bitch. - Oh. Says who? - Me. - Whoa. - Alright. I'm in the ladies' room. - Okay. - With Lady Scarlet with- - Watch the crosstalk. - No, no, no. - Well, they were talking and it was your turn, so. - Well, they must have been whispering 'cause I can't hear them. - It's a good no. - All right, platform heel, Scarlet, ladies room. (gasps) Nothing? (hands creaking) Fine. I'm done. - [Alex] Tommy, we'll add a really good sound effect to that. (both imitating creaking) - [Courtney] Okay, my turn. I'm gonna make a guess. - Whoa! - I'm gonna make a guess. - [Alex] Whoa. - You have to go in the middle. - I did not like that. - You have to roll to get to the middle. - [Alex] I think you have to roll to go to the middle. - Oh! (Tommy laughs) - Your agony. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. You need eight, you need nine. - No, I don't. One, two, three, four. - Look at that nail. God, I love it. - [Tommy] You're gonna make a claim? - Not this round. - She's making a claim, but not, yeah, not this round. - We can beat her. We're just gonna make it to the middle. - You're terrifying me. (Tommy laughs) - Oh God. (Tommy whispering) (Amanda laughs) - Okay, seven. Question mark for me. - Question mark for you. And then unless it's a play now, you're done. - Take an extra turn! (thunder rumbling) - Huh? - How would she know? (Courtney growls) - Oh my God! - That's crazy. - It was destiny. - I must! - It was destiny. - I have to. - It was destiny. - I'm not doing it because I know, I'm doing it because I think Tommy knows and I need to beat him. - Oh, that's smart. - A question mark again? - That's just enough to get in the side. - Yeah. - I'm inside? I'm inside? - But here, here you get a question mark again - [Alex] If it's a question it'd be huge. (suspenseful music) - Eh, okay. Eh. I think it is- - Actually if you, I'm very excited 'cause if you, if you don't win, then I will win. - I know. Well, no. I'm winning. (Amanda laughs) - I know, well, no. - I think it's Sir Lady Scarlet in the ladies' room. No, wait. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I think it is. Yeah. I think it's Sir Lady Scarlet in the ladies' room. With the shh, with not, no, no, with the, oh, no, no, no! Lemme start over. I messed up. (Tommy laughs) - Oh my God. - I messed up, okay. It is, it is. It is the corset, Sir Lady Scarlet in the ladies' room. - Final answer? - Okay, so now Court is gonna be out or will win, depending on whether those cards are in there. - Right. - This is the stakes guys. - Now Court, look at- - Big Miss Steak. (suspenseful music) I'm (bleep) dead. - She's wrong! - Oh! (laughs) - I was way off! - And she's wrong! - Oh boy. - Alright. It's my turn. - No! - Oh hell no. - [Spencer] Wait, Court, can I see your sheet? - You wanna look at my sheet? You really wanna look at? - Can I see what your sheet looks like? - No, don't let him see. - No, don't let him. - No, I shouldn't know. - [Courtney] It's just like pizza drawings. - Okay. - Oh God, he's gonna- - I have nine. - Get there. - I'm not going there this turn, don't worry. - Okay, okay, okay. - I got nine. So I'm gonna go. - I need to work some freaking magic next turn. - All right, I'm gonna roll. I'm gonna use my ability to roll twice. - This is the craziest game. - Okay, so I'm there and now I'm using my ability. - Oh! Reveal! - Ah! - Okay. - Now I have five, six, seven. So I'm gonna go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, right, nine, okay. And then I'm gonna do seven to get into the Snatch Game. So now I'm in Snatch Game and I would like to bring Pepper La Peacock. Who the (bleep) is that? - Pepper, the blue thing. - Blue. - Okay, Pepper La Peacock. And then I'm going to bring in the high heel. Okay, Pepper La Peep. - Yep. - Pep. (laughs) Pepper La Peacock, high heel, Snatch Game, Chanse. - I'm avoiding answering the question. (thunder rumbling) (Courtney gasps) - Okay. - No. - Okay. So that was a waste of my (bleep) time. (Courtney gasps) Great, there you go. - But was it a waste of our time to see that? Uh-oh. (laughs) - Five. Oh shit. - There you go. - There you go. - There you go. - There you go. - [Courtney] It's a golden ticket. He's going to Wonka's factory. - Wonka's factory. - Wonka's factory. - I liked that. So is anything gonna happen or? - No. - Okay. (Courtney laughs) No, alright. (dramatic music) - Do the eight. - If I can show you my card? - Mm-hmm. (suspenseful music) - Don't help him. - What the (bleep)? One, two, three, four, five, six. All right, Peacock. - Wait, bring Tommy so he's far away from the middle. (Amanda gasps) (crew members laughing) Sorry Tommy. - Can I look at the envelope again 'cause I forgot? - But wait. - But I'm not even close to- - [Amanda] That doesn't, that doesn't- - I didn't get any information last round, so it doesn't- - It doesn't help my game though. - Oh, that's so nice. - What the (bleep)? - But it doesn't help my game, so I'm not doing that. Yeah, I want that. I want that heel. Give it to me. I think it's in the library with Peacock and the heel. (suspenseful music) Yeah, I just realized I already asked you this and you already showed me this. - That's crazy. - This sucks. - That's such a epic noob mistake. - This (bleep) sucks! - Noob. Let's get back to pwning noobs, guys. - This sucks. - I agree. - Alright, Tommy, what a fricking bummer. - That sucks ass. - Ooh, that does suck ass. - That's okay, I'm gonna go one. Really? - Oh no. - Really? - My turn's up. - Oh! (bleep) me. I could have taken a sneak peek and I didn't do it. - We're not here. - No. - No. - Four. - It's an intense thinking game. - Shit. I can't even make it in. - It's okay, we're doing a waste round this round. - Where's the waste? - We're just chilling out in the middle zone. - Oh, one two. - Cinch waist round. - [Chanse] One, two, three, four. - [Tommy] Okay, you're making a guess? - [Alex] No way! - Do it. - Let's go. - I'd love to see what it is. - I think I have to. Let's go out in a blaze of glory. - Woo! - Okay, let's do it. - Okay, so I'm going Snatch Game. (bleep) - That's not someone on this board. - Peacock and fan. - Yep. - Heard, I'm dead. - Oh no! - Yes you are. - You're dead. - Yes. - So sad. - Yes you are. - [Courtney] And you barely got to play. - Yeah, I barely got a turn. - And you barely got to play. - Amanda, it's just you and me. - [Courtney] Oh my gosh. Get a clue. (Tommy laughs) - The winners. Six. - What are you thinking about? Are you intimidated? - One, two, three, four, five. - Oh. - Yeah, but it's too- - Don't snip my nose off. - It's too tricky 'cause it's like I'm gonna probably do the same thing that I just did. Ask someone the same (bleep) question. - You're not putting it, you're not writing it down? - Eh. - [Group] Oh. - Move anywhere, play immediately! (thunder rumbling) - Whoa! (bleep) - Wow! (Courtney barking) - You going in the center and you're gonna guess? - Don't do it. - I don't fully know it. - Don't do it. - I kind of know it but I don't fully know it. - Don't do it. - Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. - I'm not going to do it. - I'm not going to do it. - I'm not. - Move anywhere? Fine. I will. Nah, Snatch Game. Peacock, heel. - Hmm, nope. - Tommy? Tommy? (suspenseful music) - You don't really need to hide it from us. - I know, I'm just having fun. (Courtney laughs) - Keep that up. - Okay. What's interesting is I thought I knew but I actually don't. But I did get confirmation of something else, I think. So, I know where I'm gonna go now 'cause I need to double check something, but I can't 'cause I only have four. One, two, three, four on a question. Gimme this, bonus question. Ask a question about any suspect, token and location and do not move any. (thunder rumbling) Okay. All right, I am, I am asking Geraldine Green. Me. - Ooh! - The library, Geraldine, the heel. - That thing. - Library, Geraldine, heel. - Library, Geraldine, heel. Library, Geraldine, heel. Library, Geraldine, heel. - Thank you for that info. - Library, Geraldine, heel. - So my turn's done and now it's back to you. Six! - You can just go straight up. - Look, I'm going in there. - Pork Chop loading dock! - Pork, Peacock, heel. - Pork Chop. - Pork Chop, Peacock, heel. Pork Chop, Peacock, heel. - Wow. - There's something there that wasn't there before. (suspenseful music) You son of a bitch. - Okay, and now it's my turn. Thank you. There we go. That's what the (bleep) I'm talking about. - Oh! - Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. I'm coming here too. Hi. - Mm. - Hello. - Hi. - I'd like to ask about the Pork Chop loading dock. - Mm-hmm. - The heel. - Why? - Mm-hmm. - And this woman as well, the blueberry woman. - Mm-hmm. - Blueberry woman. - Chanse, do you have the Pork Chop loading dock, blueberry woman or heel? - Chanse, Chanse. - Wait what? - Pork chop. - So I'm asking about the Pork Chop loading dock. - The dock. - No. - No. - Incredible, my turn is done. (dramatic music) (Amanda hisses) - You guys, you got this. - Okay. I'm gonna try and guess next turn, I think. - No. - Yeah. - No you're not. - Yeah - I think I'm gonna- - Oh. - If I'm wrong, you win. - You gotta go. - And if I'm wrong you win. - Fine, fine, fine! But it's not one of them's a 50/50. One, two, three, four, five, six. That's a (bleep). One of them's a 50%. I think (bleep) one of them's a 50%. I think it was Pepper La Peacock (suspenseful music) in the Pork Chop lounge with the wig. (dramatic music) (confetti pops) - Yay! - Did you win? - She did win. - Oh! (bleep) yes! - Sorry. - Yeah! - Wow! - Were you gonna guess that? - I was gonna guess the fan. I thought it was the fan. - Whoa! - So. - I hadn't checked the fan. - I had hidden the fan this whole time. - Mine was between wig makeup face or pork chop lounge and ladies room. I didn't know. - Everyone was in the pork chop room. - But everyone was in the pork chop lounge. - Damn, good job, Amanda. - That was crazy. - Woo! - The Clue queen. - Thank you. - Very good. - I really wasn't sure but sometimes- - She won Drag Race. - Yeah! - Yay! - Awesome. - As I should. - It's okay. We'll do good on All Stars Drag Race, Court. - I really didn't think I would win. But it's very scary to go in there with 50/50. - I know. - I like to go in when I know. - I mean you had less than 50/50. You didn't know if it was Mustard or Peacock? - I didn't exactly. I didn't know if was Mustard, but- - And you didn't know if it was Pork Chop or ladies' room. - He kept guessing Peacock and he kept guessing platform heel, but he had heel. - Yeah. - So I knew he was just using that. - Yeah. - And then Peacock. But then you went into the Pork Chop Lounge and I was like, oh shit, is he playing me as well? And it's somewhere else? - I was, I thought for some reason I thought it was the library for so long. - Oh. - And then I was like- - I knew it. - I actually don't think it 'cause then you asked about it and then a card got shown and I was like I think that's the library card. - Yeah. - So then I moved in here. Anyway. - That true. That is what happened. Well. - You guys played a good game. - That was awesome, I learned so much about Clue. - I was gonna lose. I'm glad you got it 'cause I was about to (bleep) lose. - That was pure- - You were gonna guess what? Fan? - I was gonna guess the fan instead of the wig. - Which I was hiding with my, like- - Which Court had been hiding this whole time. - Yes, and I saw Court's cards. - Alright, that was Drag Race RuPaul's Clue board game time on youtube.com. (group laughing) Thank you for watching, playing along, enjoying us. If you wanna see us do this again, let us know. And until then, let the music play! - Yay! (upbeat music) (player laughs)