0:00 What the hell is they talking about, bro? All right, look y'all. Anyways, y'all, how y'all boys doing chat? Today is a lovely y already know y'all. You got the boy most consistent streamer in the game. Your boy speed back with another stream on what? What's today? Friday. No, today Thursday. Today Thursday. My fault. Today is Thursday. >> Cookies and donated $1. >> Anyways, >> well that's not my problem. That [ __ ] stayed screeching like a [ __ ] pterodactyl in the back of my goddamn head. He's such a nagging little girl. >> Bro, >> for a minute the way me and him argue at times, I should consider him to be my bugging ass girlfriend. >> What? Huh? >> Hey, lady. Lady, this is your lady. Lady lady, I don't know who THAT LADY IS. WHAT are you you THIS IS YOUR SECOND time of YOU COMING INTO MY STREAM IN THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES of my stream of you talking about. What are you talking about, girl? What? Like what is she talking about? >> Mhm. >> I don't know what the hell she talking about. Anyways, look chat. Today chat today is what? Today Thursday? >> Yeah, 1:01 >> Thursday. Today Thursday chat ONE V ONE COLD PALMER HEART GO cold call like Palmer. I'm one v one bro. I'm about to bust his I'm about to bust him chat. I'm not going to lie to y'all donated shekel. >> Everybody keep saying like bro he went 150 and champs >> GTA 6 trailer. >> I went 21 and0 in champs. I don't give a damn about a 150. I WENT 21 AND O >> AT white yellow 153. >> I don't care about no 15 123. >> When are you going to play American life? >> You know you know uh BTA mean right? >> What? >> You know what BTA mean, right? >> No beat to ass. Yes, I know what that >> bro new trailer. Yo, what is GTA 600? >> Anyway, I'm excited for today. Hit that like and sub button. >> Holy fulltime streamer Mr. Consistent. Yes. Yes. >> Oh my. YES. COME ON, BRO. >> GET THE game donated. >> All right. Let's react to this trailer. 2:01 Everybody keep talking about >> the goat. >> Yeah. Mr. Consistent over here, bro. Come on, bro. Back to back. I'm going back to the back to the chat. What's that one Drake song? Back to back to the no. I'm talking. Oh, I to my s club. I'm in the to the club. Palmer going. Nah, bro. No, he's not. He's not. He's not. >> Donated $5. No speed. I am one of your iPhone giveaway winner from last month and still didn't got the prize. >> What >> can you say to Coco to check his Discord DM from Gleb27_? Thanks. >> Yo, Coco, stop scamming, bro. What the hell is wrong with you, bro? >> Latino Poppy Chulu donated $1, I am going live. Can you dead ass shout out my YouTube channel? When are we collabing? It's Latino Poppy Chulu. And also, can you go to prom? I am 18 plss. And when you come to New York, or are you scared to meet me, >> bro? CHAT LIKE, BRO, ARE Y'ALL NOT GETTING tired of hearing saying the same thing over 3:02 and over >> through super chat? >> Dang. >> Yo, speed up sub. Say hi to Jamal. >> Hey, Jamal. Bro. Yo. Yo, Jamal, can you put the green screen down, bro? Like, you like you did not have to make that a whole fundamental statement, bro. Like you could have just like you. It's all good though. I get it though, bro. I get it, G. Chad, can y'all see me? Chat. Oh, wait. I'm I look super small. Wait, y'all need to put me Yo, wait. Y'all need to put me up in here. Y'all need to put me up in here. Yo, Jamal, come, bro. Come watch the I'm in right now, >> bro. Bro, they keep saying that um um whatcham call it came out, bro. I'm in. >> Oh my days. The sound cool, bro. Looking tired. Who look tired, bro? See, one thing about me, I don't even feel tired. Tired is not an emotion I feel, bro. I don't feel that. >> Somebody just called me fat ass. >> Who? >> Somebody in the chat. >> What's What's his name >> in the Twitch chat? Somebody called me fat ass. >> What's his name? >> I don't know. Right there. Wait. >> Where? 4:02 >> Right there. >> Hello there. 4563 win with the Ronaldo profile picture in a private jet. Why are you saying that, bro? Look, look. YO. HEY. HEY CHAT, STOP GUYS. Stop y'all. >> All right, bro. Continue, bro. Go ahead and just >> Bro, like Jamal is, bro. Like, bro, Jamal just popping in, bro. Bro, don't be saying [ __ ] like that, bro. >> Y'all dang. >> Do not be saying stuff like that, bro. Real talk, bro. Cole Palmer Ultimate Team, bro. I don't, bro. Bro, listen, bro. I have literally I don't care. >> He got He got Dembele and Bobby. >> I ain't going to lie. Delelly and Bobby is a deli and he Wait, no. This is fake. No way. He has No, no. This is fake. No way. He has R9, >> bro. No, Chad. This is not a scene. I already seen his stuff. >> I already seen his stuff. Okay. Wait. Am I tripping or I can't hear nothing? >> Do you have Am I supposed to be hearing something? >> I don't think you are. 5:03 >> Oh my gosh. >> Becky, look at her. But >> Oh my days, mate. No, no sound. Oh, Chad. This is fan art. Okay, we are I'm tripping. We got to react to the fan art. We got to say dub your L fan art. Okay. Oh, wait. I look Hold on. >> Yo, that shirt, >> bro. Hey, I look good though, chat. I look good. >> That shirt. >> I look Oh yeah, chat. I got something to announce for y'all boys, bro. >> Well, look, chat. I went to Ghana this year and it felt like home. So when I heard about this film chat, this is the eyes of Ghana, y'all. The eyes of Ghana, y'all. And guess what? I wanted to reach out to see how I can help out. And guess what, y'all? They bought me as a producer, BRO. YOUR BOY IS SPEED IS A PRODUCER. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES. And look, 6:05 T, I'm not going to say too much, bro. I'm not going to say too much, but y'all going to be y'all going to be learning about more stuff in the future, chat. Um, it comes out October 28th. Uh, you can get your tickets in a theater chat. It comes out October 28th, bro. October 28th. Y'all know how I travel all the time. And I want to tell stories about the world the same way I do on my stream. So, this is a story I really want y'all to see, y'all. Um, it's in theaters only only overnight. Only I mean only one night. October 28th. Okay. October 28th, chat. Go to eyesofgana.com to get your tickets, y'all. And I'm not going to say too much. >> Where do you watch it? Where to watch that? >> Eyes of Ghana. No, you you can watch it on theaters on October 28th. >> Oh, okay. >> October 28th. Yes. Only for one night. Eyes of.com to get your trailer. But chat, let's react to the trailer. And look, there's more information. Chad, there's a lot of stuff though. 7:03 >> Y'ALL SEE THAT? [ __ ] >> BRO. YOU AIN'T JUST SEE THAT. >> I ain't going to lie. >> You a just see that? I >> was looking at something else. LOOK. >> What's that mean? >> I'm a producer. >> You don't have a producer tag on it though. >> I'm a producer on the film. >> OH, YOU'RE SAYING OH, I GET IT. >> He had a vision to free Africa and the colonial system. The United States of Africa. >> Also, chat, this film is also >> United States of Africa. Exit. Exit the producer Barack Obama and Michelle Obama. CHAT, >> WHAT? >> YES. THE OBAMA'S. >> YES, CHAT. Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are exited producers and I'm the producer. Chat. Yes. Yes. Yes. Chat. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Bro, >> wanted Africa to be ruled by Africans. >> Africa must unite. >> And I documented the whole story frame by frame just how you are filming me now. 8:04 It's a great film, chat. I already watched it. It's a great film. >> The whole world. >> This represents one of the >> It kind of reminds you of like me and slips. >> I'm not going to spoil it for y'all. >> Enemies too like America >> is acting up very badly. I didn't want you to see that in the papers. >> So the CI organized to wipe out the story of Chroma forever. They bend all my friends. Yes. What was so dangerous about those films that they had to be destroyed? >> Fortunately, the cool makers had no knowledge of the streets were safely kept in London. >> It's about Jack basically. >> He was streaming before even streaming was streaming. >> Basically, well, something like that. My duty to preserve the family. >> At long last, your beloved country is 9:07 free forever. >> Presented by global string phenomenon, I show speed. You see that, bro? You see that? >> This day is not to be raised. >> N it's a very great educated film, y'all. Seriously, y'all. This films tell them the story of Africa. >> When is it out? October 28th. October 28th. October 28th. Tag. Get your take is eyes of Ghana.com. You can watch it for one night, y'all. >> Only in theaters October 28th. Okay. More chat. There's more coming on this too. So stay tuned chat. I can't say too much, but you know what I'm saying. I heard it there, bro. Yo, Speed, I love you, bro. I'm a huge fan. You save me from hurting myself since my parents split and my dad didn't want me, bro. W, bro. Yo, bro, whoever this person is, bro, speak, bro. He Oh, he even got me tatted, bro. Yo, whoever this person is, 10:08 bro, >> I love you, bro. Bro, like real [ __ ] bro. I love you, bro. And I'm glad I can make your day better, bro. >> Hey, Speed came. Hey, Speed, please come to Iraq. I love you from Iraq. CHAT, SHOULD WE GO TO IRAQ? >> IRAQ? Is it that Iraq time, y'all? Is it that Iraq time? Iraq time. I got to put Oh, this is hard. W fan art. >> Wait. Oh, >> what is it? >> It's like a piece of paper. Wait, this is lit. >> Jersey. >> YO, >> NO. This is lit. Hey, SP. I made this shirt for you. I hope you like it. It took me 4 days to make it. But wait, can you jo him as a friend on Discord? >> Is that me? >> Yes. some talking. >> You know what? I'mma add him, bro. I'mma add him, bro. >> Spin, you're going to love this dub. 11:18 W seed in chat. >> Who is Bro, my name ain't se Oh yeah. Okay. Okay. See, look this. Look. Chad. This is a reason. What? What? What's funny? Chat, where's the GTA 6 trailer? Everybody keeps spamming that. >> Yo, you know. Yo. Yo, you would not be that, bro. >> Yes, I would. >> No, you would not. >> I'm sorry, >> bro. Sub count. Oh crap. I don't have my sub count up. See, bro, I forgot about my sub count, bro. See, look. This is what happens when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you when you turned up in the Okay. Can you see it now? See, look, bro. That's what happens when you bro like when you when you doing too much. No, you cannot see it. H interesting. What about here? >> Hey y'all. I'm Jamal. 12:17 Oops. >> Did I just leak? Oh, I just leaked, didn't I? >> What? >> Y'all want to see something cool? Oh, yeah. That's how you crop something. Got to put that control and C. I've been doing this since I was 16. That's how you That's how you I'm about to say something. >> That's how you produce those streams, bro. Then boom. Now the sub count is there, bro. You feel me? That's how you do it, bro. Then boom. Then I come back. Watch this. Boom. Then I come back. Oh, I'M TOO FAST. I'M TOO FAST. CROP. WAIT. >> YEAH. >> WAIT. I don't think I cropped it right. Wait. Right there. Okay. There we go. Boom. Right. >> I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. >> All right, bro. Wait. I think it's frozen. Okay. There it go. All right. ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY SUB UP. THAT >> TURNING my brother's chocolate into chicken. >> You don't even like the 13:21 >> Wait, why is >> Wait, why does Loki look bad? >> I'll give you some chocolate. >> You mean chicken, right? >> Yeah. >> Yo, why? >> You're going to give me a hot I should sue you. We should make that >> a chocolate chicken. >> Ooh, a cooking stream. That >> Oh, this is the G. Okay. Okay. All right. All right. All right. This is the GTA. Wait, wait. They made another trailer. Wait, why did they just do that? Wait, Chad. They made another trailer. Hold on. I'm confused. Wait, before I watch this, what does this even mean? Skinny Jamal can never >> What is this? 4K quality. Okay, let's watch it in 4K. 4K. Yeah. Hey, I ain't going to lie. You smart for saying that, bro. You should get a mod for saying that. Wait, Chad. Can somebody tell me what this actually is, though? 14:22 Oh, it's the last Oh. Oh, okay. Final trailer. Oh, this is the final trailer. You ready to watch the final trailer of GTA 6? Me? >> No, I thought you WAS TALKING ABOUT CHAD. I THOUGHT YOU >> LIKE, MAN, IF I LOOK AT YOU, I'M TALKING TO YOU. OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON my chat. >> Talking to me? >> What? >> You talking to me? >> I thought you >> If I'm looking at you directly in your eyes. >> No, I thought you WERE JUST LIKE, >> "OKAY, PJ 6, HEATHER, LET'S GO." >> I got in some trouble in the army. Didn't leave on the best of terms. >> They don't give loans or anything to people like me. >> This is a free call from Lucia Caminos. Oh [ __ ] Oh my god. >> Oh my god. 15:30 Oh my god. Oh, wait. Tell who is that? >> Go back to that way. >> Yeah, bro. I'm Bro, I'm going back. >> Who is >> Wait, is that the M? Hold up. Is that 15:57 >> Yo, WAIT. YO. YO, WAIT. We can like >> Wait, so you can work out? >> You need a snake as a pet? >> You can work out in the game, bro. I'm I'm about to be getting buffed. 16:22 >> KFC. >> OH MY GOD. >> WAIT, that's KFC. >> Wait, who is that? Is that another character? Look, that's the that's the that's the >> that's Jason. >> Yeah, that's Jason. That's Who's that then? >> That's um Tom Cruz. No, that's Kenu uh Reeves. >> Yeah, bro. Ken Reeves. Ken Reeves. BRO, THEY GOT KFC in the game, bro. >> What? >> KFC in the game. Nah. About to be eating chicken in the game. >> Are we going to be okay? stuck together. It's got to be cool. 17:07 >> Yo, that's lit. This game look lit as hell, bro. >> Grand Theft Auto 6 coming November 19th. Ready and for mature. >> Grand Theft Grand Theft Auto 6 coming November 19th. Ready to mature November 19th. Well, T, if you want to see some quality gameplay on November 19th, you know where to come. YouTube.com Speed and you will see some good GTA 6 quality gameplay, brother. Now, I ain't going to lie, this game look lit though, bro. >> Can I play it on PlayStation or Xbox? >> Wait, can you do me a favor? >> What? >> Can you go all the way back to the uh front? >> Yeah. >> Yep. Right there. And press play. >> And what it says right there? >> Plays best on PlayStation 5. There you go. >> I am most definitely playing on the PlayStation. I am not. No, no, no, no, no, no. I am most definitely playing on PlayStation, bro. If GTA 6 is literally saying plays best on PS5, why would you play on Xbox? 18:08 Huh? >> Why would you play on Xbox? All right, bro. I think it's time for me to get right, bro. All right, chat. >> Anything else before you VERSUS COAR? >> I AIN'T GOING LEFT. I ain't going I'm going to lose. >> I said Cole No, I said Cole Palmer's going to lose. >> I'm going to lose. >> I said Cole Palmer's going to lose. >> Ant clip. What end clip? >> End clip. >> Ant clip. What do you mean? What end clip, chat? What are y'all talking about, bro? All right, bro. All right. Okay. Smoke G. Where's Palmer? I ain't going to lie, chat. Should I call Cole Palmer right now? I'm about to call Cole Palmer, chat. I'm about to see if he ready, bro. I'm about to see if bro ready. Chat, I ain't going to lie. I think I'm winning this or no. Bro, y'all think I'm winning this or no? Chat, I can't leak nothing. I can't leak 19:09 nothing cuz I don't leak. I don't leak. I don't leak. I don't leak nothing. Stop, bro. Stop making that face, bro. All right, Chad. Let me call, bro. Let me call, bro. right now, bro. 19:28 Did you close out of the thing? See? >> Hey, bro. You ready, bro? >> Yeah. One sec. >> Hey. >> Hey, bro. Hey, bro. I'm not going to lie, bro. A lot of people saying you went 150 in champs, bro. I went 21 though. I'm not tripping. I'm not tripping about that. But if you really went if you really went 150 in champs, bro, that's impressive. >> But you did jumps. >> I went 21. >> Yeah. >> Hey, Cole, be honest. Okay. All right. Hey. Okay. Co. But look, look. Before we play, let's set some standards. Okay. If you win, what do you want? I already know what I want if I win. What do you want if you win? >> What do you want? So I know what kind of level we're at. >> You got to do whatever celebration I tell you to do. >> All right. See you. >> Wait. Wait. >> No. Can I do a box? >> Okay. Okay. Yeah, bro. Bro, it's all 20:28 Bro, listen. You and athletic, you can move your body in so many different ways. I can And I trust me, you good. Listen, the next time you score, you got to do whatever celebration I do, bro. >> All right. Calm. >> What do you want? Um, don't know. I think Let me have a think. >> See, Chad, that's how you know he going to lose, bro. That's how you go. >> Cuz I don't have an idea. >> Yo, Chad. All right, bet. Okay. All right, bet. You ready right now? >> Yeah. Yeah. You invited me or should I invite you? >> I'm going invite you. I'm going invite you. Hold on. Let me switch to my Is it this one? Oh my gosh. Almost a little scared. Chap. Bro, are you like good good or you like you like type good? >> I'm what? >> Are you good good or are you like type good? You know >> what does that mean? >> Okay, listen. Like are you like like no 21:29 like I'm really good or are you just like no like I'm like you like you all right? You know what I'm saying? >> I'm all right. I'm not that good. I'm all right. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. Why is it go to the >> Hey, if I win, I'm going to send you a load of my ice here and you have to put it on your story. >> Your load of your ice? >> Yeah. >> What is that? >> You know, ice that you put in your drink? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I have my own ice. >> You Wait, you have your own ice? >> Yeah. >> You sell ice? >> Yeah. >> How the hell you do that? And I don't do it personally in it, but but physically, but my team does it. Wait, why is it doing it? Yo, Slip, bro, my headphones is tripping, bro. Check. Can y can hear the game? Why is it doing that? 22:32 >> Chad, can you hear the game? It's tweaking. It's like >> changing the mood. Bro, I'm about to buzz COLD, BRO. I'M NOT PLAYING. CHAT, WATCH THIS. BRO, BRO, LISTEN, BRO. I'm about to really go crazy. Yo, chat. >> Oh my gosh. >> You got to watch them buttons. >> You just hit it again, bro. >> Cho Palmer scared. Chad, look y'all. He's scared, bro. He's not ready for it, bro. >> Didn't leave the business. >> Oh, you inviting me all up. >> They don't give loans or anything to people like me. >> This is a free call from Lucia Camino. 23:14 It should be good now. >> And put in a voice. >> Yeah, it should be good. Just don't click that button when you put them on. >> Bro, it keeps cutting out. >> You clicking. >> I'm not clicking nothing. >> You are. I see the indicator come up every time you put it on. >> Don't click the button on the nervous >> when you put them on. >> Just Just put them on like this. Watch these buttons. Wait, hold on. Cole, talk. >> Yo. >> Yo, Chad, can y'all hear Cole? >> Why is >> What? >> It keeps tweaking. >> Can I just give you another pair? >> Yes, bro. This shit's annoying, bro. Yo, bro. I'm just invite you, bro. My fault, bro. I'm having freaking um >> technical issues, bro. Technical issue. Come on. Come on, though. Come on. Come on. It's all good, though. >> Check these off. >> These headphones weird. >> I know. It keeps going into this pyramid. >> Are those shards? >> They should be. We haven't used them. 24:17 I think these are the apple ones from when we went. >> They're not charged, bro. >> That's two bars. That'll last a good tag. Yo, bro. Tag. I'm t I'm at what? No wonder they wait. Hold talk. Hello. Hello. >> I can't hear him, bro. >> The screen. >> I know, but I can't. >> I can't even see the screen to change this [ __ ] Hold. I'll just do it here. It's fine. Just get in the Get in the lobby right now while I While I Yo. Yo, Cole, I can't hear you, but I'mma um I'mma invite you right now, so we can just be in the lobby. >> Wait, [ __ ] [ __ ] Was that you? Is it NA NXSA everything K? >> No, that ain't too easy. >> Here's the game capture real quick. >> Just look over there. >> You see this? I just invited you too. 25:21 >> I got to get I got to get >> Wait, Chad, what's his name again? Chad, what is he saying? What's his name? >> You just see my name. >> Then you got this open right here, bro. blind to Sassy and he see it. We >> need this over here so that we can actually see it. Which one is it here? >> Oh, you just [ __ ] up all my, bro. It's right here, bro. >> These headphones are tweaking. I got to fix it. Like, that's just the reality of it. >> Blonde Assassin. That's his name. >> Let's not tweak it. >> That boy name blonde ass. Hey, Blonde Assassin. Yo. Okay, now we go back here. >> Oh, here we go. These >> that boy that boy say he a blonde assassin, bro. He not to chat. >> These come on. >> Where' the other ones go? >> What? Where the other ones just go? >> These are not connected. >> I got some off. Give me one more time. 26:21 This goes here. Good. Good. >> You hear the army? >> Okay. >> Okay. I can't hear that now. >> Now, let me go back to my thing. Okay. Now I can hear. >> Okay. >> And if you can't hear that, all we got to do is turn monitoring. >> I just can't. Now I can't hear the game. >> I can't hear the game. But it don't matter though. >> The stream hears it, right? chat. You hear them clicking through these menus? >> No. >> Yes, they can. They can. They can. >> They can hear it. But you But you can't. >> I can't. I can't hear it. >> But that's weird though cuz we should be >> Wait, check. Can y'all hear Cole Palmer? >> Can you hear me? >> Yeah. Yeah, I can hear you now. >> All right. >> Why do you hear him? But >> Okay. You know what, bro? It don't even matter, bro. If I can't hear the game, I can't hear the game. I don't like I don't even need to hear the game, bro. I don't need to hear the game to play the 27:21 game, bro. >> All right. All right, bro. All right, bro. Let's get this right chat. All right. SO, Y'ALL READY FOR THIS, BRO? Come on. It don't even matter, bro. This, bro. >> I'm just switching this back. You said it don't matter. >> It don't matter. >> Chat hears it. You for >> Yeah, chat. If I can't Yo, I can't hear the game. Just let me know if it's too loud or not. >> All right. Come on. All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. All right. COME ON, BRO. LET'S GO, BRO. Turn me up. Come on, bro. >> Come on, bro. You got this. You got this, man. >> All right. I sent you invite, Cole. I sent you invite. >> Yeah, I I invited you, bro. Let's get it right. Come on. Let's do it. Let's Bro, chat. Bro, Cole, bro, Cole acting like he's too good, though. It's all good, though, bro. It's all good, though. >> Um, bro, Chad Cole Yeah, Chad Cole gets 15 15 um 15 wins and foot champions. That's pretty That's pretty impressive. That's pretty impressive. All right, let's do it. Okay, let's do it. Let's do it. ALL 28:23 RIGHT, Y'ALL. GAME ON. GAME ON. YO, COCOA, add a uh add a uh thing. Bro, I can't hear the game. It's annoying, bro. It's all good, though. I don't need to hear the game to lock in, bro. >> Yeah, >> I don't like I don't need to hear the game cuz it's all in your head, bro. So, Chad, y'all can hear this game in you, right? This >> that's okay. >> Oh, that was his team. >> Okay, >> chat. Okay. Okay. I ain't going to lie. Your squad ain't too bad. >> This team, bro, >> bro, cuz I Bro, listen, bro. I grind. I'm a grinder, bro. I'm a grinder. >> I'm a grinder. Let's do it. Game one. Let's get it. Yo, look at the ping. Nah, this connection's bad. Come on. Come on. >> Nah. Why is it so slow? Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh yeah. He's 29:28 Come on. 29:36 What? Get the BRO. YO. YO. CHAD, WHY Y'ALL SAYING COLE WAS LIKE THAT? HE LOSING TO ME. I promise you, bro. Chad, he losing to me. Look. And he got him. He losing this. He losing this. He losing this. OH, HE LOSING THIS. BRO, I told y, bro. >> I told y, bro. I do this, bro. >> I do this chat. AND I'M RUNNING 433 RIGHT NOW. 30:31 Oh my. HEY, MY BOY LOCKED CHAT. BRO, that 15 no screenshot was fake, bro. That was his homeboy. 30:50 Hey, this connection as well. 31:01 Damn, ref. What the hell? That's a rare, bro. That's not even a fall. 31:20 That's a That's my ball. That's a corner. Oh. Oh. Oh my god. 31:43 Come on, chat, bro. I can't lose the code, bro. Oh, is it? 32:01 Get the freaking goddamn >> see too likey, you know. Can't even do anything. Go, go, go, go. BRO, THIS DUDE DOING OFFSIDE TRAPS LIKE HIS IRL, BRO. SH. Need one of those offside traps though. 32:34 Oh my god. YEAH, BOY. YEAH. YEAH. SOUR FROM JAPAN. FROM JAPAN. I GOT BABY. COME ON, BRO. Come on, bro. You got those. 33:05 This is but this is but 33:14 no that's some you see that [ __ ] bro that's some [ __ ] dog that is actually some [ __ ] that is bull dude why is my keeper not saving I see. >> Bro, this lag is mad. It's all right. >> Oh my days, bro. Come on. Come on, bro. Come on. Hell no. The Come on. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 433. Come on. YO, THAT'S A FAIL. HE'S ON my How is that not a foul? Give me that. 34:18 Oh my. Okay. What the hell was that? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Thank you. Go, go. Well, god damn it. God, give me that. Oh, Nope. Nope. Nope. I'm right there. I'm right there. He's going to cut it. >> Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. >> No. He's He's spawn killing. He's He's spawn killing. Go, go, go. Go, go, go. Oh. Oh my god. GOT HIM. OH, YOU LUCKY CO. YOU KNOW you are. Give me that. Give me that. Yes. >> Oh, this lag is roll. 35:19 [ __ ] 35:32 Come on. Come on. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. I'm right there. Come on. Come on. Push up the ball. Come on. You got this. You got this, Speed. You got this, Speed. Don't give up yet. The game just getting started. Yep. Keep moving that rock. Just keep moving the rock. That's all you got to do is keep moving the rock. Yes. LET'S SQU IT. YEAH, I TOLD YOU. COME ON. THIS IS LOVE RIGHT HERE, BRO. THIS IS PASSION. COME ON, BRO. LOOK, CHAD. HE LOOK CHAT. He's scrolling on his phone, y'all. He doom scrolling cuz he know he about to lose, bro. I'm I promise you, Chad. He's nervous, bro. He's nervous, bro. Come on. >> As long as I win this. Yeah. Then when we get to my ground with connection, I can play. >> Bro, you're not No. No. You're not winning. Come on. Come on with chat. COME ON, BRO. Y'ALL THOUGHT COLE WAS GOING TO DO ME DIRTY AND IT'S 22. IT'S 22 RIGHT NOW. 36:35 OH, come on, bro. I told y, bro. Every time I run a 4-3, I don't lose. Come on. Come on. Come on. Damn it. Let's get it. Come on. Damn it. Come on. Get this [ __ ] right. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm here with you. Like, I'm really here with you. Come on, chat. I'm Come on, bro. I'm really locked in right now. I'm not losing this. I'm too locked in. Hell no. Hell no. I'm right there. Yep. Get it. We out. Counter. Give it back up. Saw. Come on, Sawa. Get up. Get up and Poppy. Ah, give it. What the [ __ ] is going on? Okay. Give it back. Give it back. Give it back. Switch it. Switch it. Switch the play. Switch the plate. Go on, Poppy. Go on, Poppy. Go on, Poppy. Go on, Poppy. Go on, Poppy. Saw Sawa. Oh, 37:38 come over. Come up. Come up. GOT HIM. I GOT YOU, BOY. I DO THIS, BRO. I DO THIS. SOMEBODY HELP HIM. IT'S GETTING COLD IN HERE. >> IT'S GETTING COLD IN HERE. It's getting cold in here. >> SOMEBODY TURN THE HEAT ON. SOMEBODY TURN THE HEAT ON. SOMEBODY TURN THE HEAT ON, CHAT. 38:23 GO, GO, GO, GO. GIRL, go girl. Go. Oh, that was a bad cross. I should never cross that. I hate when they, bro. Like, I don't like how they cross the game. Like, bro, the crosses in FC26 is so weird. No. So, OH MY. ALL YOU DOING, BRO, HE'S TEASING the game. ALL HE DOES IS GO NEAR POSE. I sold that. 39:14 God damn. >> Almost had his ass. That's out. No, no, I'm near. >> Keep forgetting he's got he's got a bike, you know. 39:45 Oh, that's Oh, say on God, that's not a [ __ ] bro. I swear to God if he scored this on his possession. Thank you. I was about to say, bro. See, he scored that, bro. Oh, God. I was about to tweak out for real. Cool. WHY ISN'T POPPING YOU SEE THAT? HE JUST STOOD THERE LIKE A FREAKING MANNEQUIN. Why didn't he get the What in the hell is going on? Get that, bro. This is like the most This man. See, look. He keeps trying to go near post. Let's like like Cole loves near post, bro. All his goals are near post goals, bro. 40:48 >> Nice. >> This connection's so bad. 41:02 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Power Rangers. Doom. Oh, he almost got me. Come back. Come back. Come back. Come back. Reset. Reset. Oh, he's trying to read me so bad, but he don't know I got sour and she can do your dirty just like that. How was I? >> HEY, MAN. HEY, MAN. LET'S GET IT. LET'S GET IT. THAT'S 32. Come on, BRO. I'M LOCKED IN, CHAT. I TOLD you I'm locked in, bro. I'm locked, bro. I told y, bro. I used to go 20, bro. 21, man. 15, man. 15. What? 150? What? 41:48 Play a save. Yo, he's fouling me. REV. YO, REV. 42:02 YES. Oh my god. I'm so glad I brought my keeper up. Oh my god. Thank you, Vanners. I'm so glad I brought my keeper up. Holy guacamole. That would have been bad. He's pressing me so hard. Okay. You want to press? I love pressing. I love What, dude? Get the 42:31 What the hell is >> That's Is that a corner? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] I got to Bro, I'm just about to hold ball. I don't even care. [ __ ] that. Oh, ducks. HOW THE HELL? OH MY GOSH. 43:08 SO, let me change mine. out. 43:22 Oh, [ __ ] That was good defense. I tried I tried to get him. That was good defense. [ __ ] Come on. Get back. Damn, that's a foul. [ __ ] bro. It's my last possession. I got to do him. I I uh >> Can't lose it. Can't lose it. >> I can't lose it on God. You right ON MY MAMA. >> WHAT? >> DAMN. >> ALL RIGHT. OKAY. FAIR. FAIR. All right, chat. We going extra time. >> Extra time. Holy [ __ ] >> You got this, bro. You got this. >> Oh my gosh. My heart beating. I'm not going to lie, bro. My heart is beating right now. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Should I put Bellyham right here? >> Who's on your bench? Who you got? >> I got uh I got I got a whole squad on my bench. 44:22 I got Should I put Yes. All right. I'm about to put B. All right. Back. Damn. My right winger getting slow. All right. Come on. Put on Bobby on front, not winger. Hold on. 44:58 What is this? 45:06 He gave it right to me. Go. OH MY GOD. YO, THAT'S A RED. OH MY MAMA. THAT'S NOT A RED. HOW IS THAT not Yo, this rev is really How is that not a red? How is that not a red? anything. >> I can't believe that. 45:38 >> Oh, it's doing that extra watch every time, you know. What's up, bro? This dude. Oh my go This is This is insane how he's not getting no reds. Like, seriously. 46:04 Why you you telling me you Oh, bro. She about to give me my character, bro. >> What kind of cross was that? 46:27 No. >> Did this [ __ ] >> Boy, I got to pause after that [ __ ] What the [ __ ] did he just do? He dead ass. WHAT THE HELL? >> You don't know about that one? Yo. Yo, Cole, bro, that was silly, bro. That was [ __ ] silly. Oh my gosh. Oh my days. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. I got to lock in. [ __ ] You got this. You got You got this. You got this. 47:34 [ __ ] Wipe. 47:58 Yes. YES. OH MY DAYS. YES, BRO. YES. >> Oh my. >> YES. >> THERE YOU GO. There you go. >> COME ON, BRO. Oh my gosh, bro. Come on, bro. >> It was lucky. I ain't >> That was not lucky, bro. Look. Cross. Boom. Right between the legs, bro. Never lucky, bro. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh [ __ ] >> Come on, bro. You got this, bro. >> Oh my gosh. Oh my days, bro. >> Almost done. You don't want to go to penalties. You don't want to go to penalties. >> I don't want to go to penalties, bro. I don't want to go to penalties, bro. I ain't going to lie, Chad. This is a close game right here. Oh my gosh. Ser who should I put for my right wing? >> Yeah. I agreed. Yeah. 49:00 >> Yes. Wait. Should I put no one? Hakeim. Are you stupid, bro? Yo, this man said Hakeime. Hakeim is a right back. WHAT YOU WHAT IS Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT? Put on Poppy the striker. But can she play? She can't play left wing though. Can she play left? Come on. 49:39 Just Yo, that's a red. How? Yo, bro. 49:55 Why are my headphones beeping? What does that mean, bro? >> You want to die? 50:28 That is, >> bro. Bro, put that [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Guys, guys, guys. 50:50 Raph 51:03 5,000. Oh. I'll play on this connection, man. 51:25 Oh my god. Please, please, please, please. YES. Oh my. OH MY GOD. SET. OH MY GOSH. LET'S GO. GIVE ME THAT. COME ON. Oh my gosh. Oh my days. Chad, I'm coming in clutch, bro. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. 52:12 What? Oh my god. He went there. Oh my god. He sold. He's sold. He's sold. He's sold. 52:26 Get the >> Hey, I No. >> My guy is going to pins. It's going to pins. >> Oh, >> it's going to pins. Oh my god, it's going to pins. >> This This server is so bad, you know. >> Oh my god, it's going to pins. >> Oh my god, it's going to pins. This is >> All right, Cole. You ready? You ready, bro? All right, man. Oh my god, it's going to pin. Oh [ __ ] All right, let's do it, Cole. Let's do it, bro. Come on. Let's do it. Oh my god. Okay, you >> better hope you win this, bro. 53:06 Yes. 53:21 Come on. YES. COME ON. CALL ON ME YOUR HEAD. OH GOD, I'M CALLING me your head. No, this [ __ ] He actually 53:46 don't do that again. >> Where should I go? >> Don't do that again. >> Yes. Oh my god. Yo, this [ __ ] going right. You going right. You going right. I know you going right. >> I know you going right. >> You going right. Nope. It's in the middle. [ __ ] Where should I go? >> Mental heat. >> Yes. >> No. If I say this, I win. If I say this, I win. 54:31 Don't miss. 54:42 >> Let's go. Are these tens, bro? Oh, no. >> Chip. Yes. YES, I BEAT COLE. I BEAT COLE. VANDER, SORRY. YOU'RE GOING TO the stars. I JUST BEAT COLE PALMER. I JUST BEAT COLE PALMER. I DID THAT. I JUST BEAT COLE PALMER. I JUST DID THAT. LET'S GO. S SCORED FOUR GOALS. HOW DO YOU GET THOSE, BABY? GOT THOSE in the chat, man. OH MY DAYS, BRO. I DO THIS [ __ ] BRO. OH GOD, I do that. I'm the best evil player in the world, bro. COPPER WENT 15 AND0 AND I JUST BEAT HIM, BRO. HE WENT 15 AND0, BRO. COME ON, BRO. I do this, dog. Oh my gosh, bro. >> Oh my god. 55:43 All right, bro. But Chad, I'm afraid that doesn't mean I won the series. This is the best out of three. So, I got to beat him one more time. I got to beat Cole one more time. Okay. It's the best out of three. Okay. We didn't win the series yet. >> We didn't win the series yet, but we did win the first game. All right. Send me invite, bro. I go to your servers now. You hear me? Go. >> What you say? >> I said send me invite. I go to your servers now. >> Yeah. Yeah. All right. Sweet. >> Oh my god. >> I sent it. I sent it. >> You sent it? >> Oh my gosh, bro. >> Not going to lie with you, bro. >> What? >> He might got you in his own service, bro. >> Nah, never that, bro. Why you on his meat, bro? >> What? >> Hey, bro. I just cooked, bro. I just went headtohead with him. >> YEAH. AND I PRAISED YOU. I WAS GOING for you. Now you say that. I might go for co- farmer now. >> You weird, bro. Hey, you know what's 56:45 different on these servers though, ain't it? >> Yeah, exactly. It's different on these servers. It's different. So, it might, you know, let's do it, chat. Oh [ __ ] bro. I ain't going to lie, that game was tough, bro. Damn, bro. Bro, I need like a banana after that game or something. God damn. >> You want more? 57:14 >> [ __ ] Come on, God. Come on, God. All right, Ch. Come on y. If I win one more, it's game. If I win one more, this is game, chat. If I win one more, this is game. Let's get it, bro. >> Hey yo, why do you support United, >> bro? Cuz when I was 12, bro. Um, bro, like I seen Ronaldo back in 2008, bro. And like that [ __ ] changed my life, bro. Real like real talk, you know? And and like what they say, once a devil, always a devil. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, you got to keep it like that, you know? 57:59 All right, here we go. >> Bro, the pink not even that bad, bro. He was gassing it. >> What's yours? 120. >> Mine's 113. >> Yeah, that >> this [ __ ] you. Oh my. This bro, he >> It's good. It's calm. WHY DOES HE GO NEAR POST EVERY FREAKING TIME? >> It's all right, bro. It's all right. There's only one go. It's only one go. 58:52 near post. I knew it. I had it, bro. I'm on to his little funny games he keeps playing with these near post goals. Hell, get the You are a poor. My name is John Smith. What that is the [ __ ] You can't tell me that I'm Guys, guys. This What is he doing, bro? What is he doing, bro? He making 59:47 Bro, told you these servers, bro. You might as well leave. Hey, where I'm from, this is a whitewash. You know what that is? >> Whitewash. >> You don't know what that is, >> bro. I am, bro. I am not from the ends, bro. Listen, bro. Listen. Where I'm from, bro. When you lose, you can come back, bro. We Bro, like we can come back, bro. We No, no, no. >> He talking about whitewash, bro. What the >> Bro, from Bro, like I'm from Ohio. When we lose, we Bro, we got to come back. It's Bro, like I don't give up. It's only the 12 minute. Come on. Ohio style. No, you [ __ ] Why did she do that? Come on. Let me teach him how to Why is I ain't going to lie, chat. I might have to whitewash this [ __ ] bro. 1:00:50 Damn. What is going on? What happened, bro? I was just I just beat him, bro. I don't think I'm focused right now, Chad. I'm not focused right now. What's going on, bro? I just beat him. Literally, I literally just beat him, bro. You can check back in the stream. I just beat him. >> Bro, it's the servers, you know. 1:01:22 He's going near poles. Like, I know where you want. 1:01:31 [ __ ] Yo god, bro. I'm Sh. Should I just quit, bro? I do not want a bad screenshot, bro. I do not want a bad screenshot, bro. Should I just quit? Yes or no? >> Quit. I thought you from Ohio. >> Nah, you right. I'm from Ohio. What the [ __ ] bro? What the hell? I got this [ __ ] Damn. Oh, good save. 1:02:08 Oh, I just >> You want me to chip it? >> Chip it. >> All right. >> You lied, bro. Why would YOU LIE TO ME, BRO? He just lied to me straight to my face. >> Oh, I asked you a question. >> Nah, bro. Oh, see look, bro. You one of those, bro. Oh. 1:02:45 Oh. 1:03:00 Bad look from Ohio, >> bro. This [ __ ] look bad, bro. Like I'm live on stream and people LAUGHING AND [ __ ] STOP [ __ ] LAUGHING. >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP. STOP LAUGHING. AIN'T [ __ ] FUNNY. DAMN, BRO. >> It's all right. It's all right. It's all you still got it, bro. Bro, I literally just beat Cole Palmer. I literally beat him. Check the score. It's 1 nil. I just beat him. I literally just beat Cole Palmer. I don't know why y'all laughing. I literally just beat him last game. Last game I beat him. the [ __ ] I ain't going to lie. Yeah, bro. On God, bro. This ping is unbearable, bro. It was like my 1:04:01 seven. >> Oh my god. I ain't going to lie, bro. I bro Chad I'm from Ohio. I don't quit. But chat bro is bro and my chat pissing me off. They keep laughing every time you score. That [ __ ] getting on my nerves bro. And it's [ __ ] up with my focus bro. And it's really messing my focus. Y don't get how hard it is to defend this. It's like it's like a plane and it keeps landing in a near post. He keeps doing this. It's the same [ __ ] thing. Y bro, bro. Y keep chat man. [ __ ] bro. Okay, it's inside. 1:05:02 I'm about to say, bro, he keeps on Bro, you he does the same shot. It's the same shot, same animation, same foot. 1:05:20 No, bro. I clearly wanted to pass it to Bobby, but you see how this game is. Hell, >> he playing with you, bro. Don't let him play with you, please. Bro, shut up, bro. 1:05:44 It's all cool though, chat. I'm not going to quit cuz I'm going just keep I'mma keep downloading information like I'm seeing how he plays, bro. And I and like and I already know how he plays. 1:06:00 A [ __ ] OH MY GOD. Oh my gosh. DAMN. My god. 1:06:20 Yo, I'm getting 10 nil in the first half, bro. This [ __ ] is bad. I'm about to quit, bro. I got to quit this, bro. I'm not going to lie to you, bro. I got to quit this. IT'S 10 NIL IN THE FIRST HALF. >> JUST JUST GIVE UP. Just give up. Just give up. >> Oh my gosh. I JUST BEAT HIM THOUGH. OH GOD. I JUST BEAT HIM. I just beat him. If I was you, I would end stream. BRO, SHUT THE BRO. GOD, STOP. All right. Ch. I can't quit, bro. I'm from Ohio, bro. I can't, bro. I can't give up, bro. Bro, shut your >> Yeah, never give up. >> I'm sorry. Oh, he's on my >> I can't give up, Chad. On God, bro. I know, Chad. I can't give up, bro. I can't, bro. We don't do that in Ohio. On God, we don't do that. Yeah. Let me just play slow. Just play slow. Switch to play. 1:07:22 Stop laughing. Come on. Come on. Oh my god. He's boxing me, bro. He's literally boxing me. He is boxing me. Oh my god. This hurts so bad. Oh god, this [ __ ] hurts. It hurts. But don't quit. Just keep going. Keep going. Speed. Don't give up. Don't give up. Don't give up. Come on, Tik Taka. [ __ ] [ __ ] All right, I'm near. Good [ __ ] See, look, chat. I'm seeing chat. I'm catching on, bro. I'm catching on. I'm catching on. He not scoring no more. I 1:08:23 got him now. I just got to be patient with him when I when I defend against him. He's going to make a mistake. He plays too rowdy. That's his problem. He's going to make a mistake. Come on. Get a go. Yep. This is it. Nope. 1:09:01 It's it's my heart my heart is firing with it's it's burning with furnace. Come on, bro. I don't care. I'm from Ohio. On God. Come on, Saba. Saba, come on. Don't [ __ ] give up. If you on my [ __ ] TEAM RIGHT NOW, DON'T BE BRING YOUR ASS. COME ON, BRO. Everybody that's on my team right now, lock the [ __ ] in. Don't give up. Come on, bro. Do not give up. Go and back to Saba. Go. Go, girl. Go. That's You see the ref against me? Everybody's against me, bro. Everybody's against me. It's funny. 1:09:44 Stop, guys. Stop. [ __ ] WHAT'S FUNNY ON CHAT? WHAT IS WHAT IS HOW IS [ __ ] SCORING 13? WHAT IS F WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT [ __ ] OH GOD. WHAT IS FUNNY >> ON MY LIFE? CUZ LIKE NO LIKE I'M JUST LAUGHING JUST to laugh, BRO. HE JUST SCORING GOALS. CO PALMER NOT EVEN DOING [ __ ] WHAT IS FUNNY? SO STOP [ __ ] LAUGHING. BRO, my dad call. Bro, dad, you want to hear? >> Bro, I might need to hear my dad, bro. Answer, bro. Just answer. Just answer, bro. >> I'll call him on my phone. >> Yeah, bro. Yeah. Yeah. You call him on your phone. You know my 1:10:38 Come on. Here 1:10:48 you go. Here you go, Dad. What up? >> Hey, Jar. >> Yo, Dad. What's going on? >> Oh, >> all right. Well, Dad, there's Dad, there's a lot of things that's happening right now. >> What's going on? >> I'm losing in the game right now. like bad. >> Which game are you playing? I'm >> playing FIFA, but I'm losing bad though. It's like >> he's like, "Bro, Cole, DO THAT." HE BRO, MY MOM KEEP DOING HE KEEP DOING THIS. MY GOD. HE OH GOD. HE'S DOING THE SAME [ __ ] THING WITH THE SAME FOOT, BRO. HE'S DOING THE SAME TRAPELLA NEAR POST GO. T MY TRIPPING. STOP. HE'S DOING THE SAME NEAR POST GOAL EVERY TIME. Counter on the counter. >> You got this on the counter, >> bro. I You can't counter this in the look. You can't counter it. >> Dad, it's uh 150. >> Oh, my fault. 16. I'm sorry. >> Oh my gosh, bro. 1:11:50 >> Yeah, I think you should listen to that. >> That one ain't working, dude. That one is not working. Do they have FIA? >> You said what? >> Do they have FEA basketball game? FEA basketball game. No, they don't. >> LeBron James. >> Yeah, bro. Go play some, >> bro. Bro, bro, what is Yo, what is dad talking about, bro? >> Yeah, I just I in a little bit in about an hour. >> All right. All right, Dad. Hold on, Dad. Hold on, Dad. I ain't going to lie. I got to call you at the stream, Dad. Hold on. >> Okay. >> This [ __ ] All right, Dad. Talk to you later, bro. All right. Look. Look. Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOSH. BRO, LOOK AT this [ __ ] >> Bro, Chad, BRO, IT MUST PISS ME OFF MORE. HE GOT THIS [ __ ] POKER FACE, 1:12:50 BRO. HE'S JUST PLAYING LIKE THIS. LIKE, BRO, THAT [ __ ] LIKE CHAD AND HE'S SCORING ALL OF THESE GOALS and [ __ ] Oh, no. Damn. Can I get a hydration break? Go, go, go, go. Thank you. Come on. Thank you. I haven't even got in the box this whole game, bro. There you have. >> Thank you. Good defense. Catching on. Come on. He is not getting 20 goals, bro. He is not getting 20. 1:13:45 Come on. I'm too fast. Good stuff, girl. >> Are you literally you? It's >> It's okay. It's okay, >> bro. You got it. Come on. Lock in. I can't. You got enough time to come back. >> Why is he telling you lock in, bro? >> N do got to lock in though. Come on. Come on. Get a go. Come on. a bit. [ __ ] that. 1:14:38 >> GG, man. >> G. He just said GG, >> bro. Respecting it. Check them stats. Go on match facts. Yo, Speed, go on Matchfax. Match facts. >> I just got 18. >> You see it? >> Oh my [ __ ] god. 1:15:13 I had zero shots the whole game. What? Yes. I had zero shots the whole game. All right, Chad. I know you, bro. Like, you guys don't have to emphasize what I just said. LIKE, I JUST SAID I HAD ZERO SHOTS. I JUST SAID IT. SO, WHY Y'ALL REPEATING WHAT I JUST SAID? I DON'T GET THIS [ __ ] SOMETIMES. I JUST SAID I GOT ZERO SHOTS AND SOMEBODY GOING TO SAY ZERO SHOTS. I JUST SAID THAT. I had zero shots. That is All right. You got another game. You got another game. You can redeem yourself right here. You have another game. >> All right, Chad. This is the last game, bro. Last game, Chad. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it is 1-1. Yes, it is 1-1, Chad. This is the last game. Whoever wins this game wins the wager. This is it. >> Got nervous. I check it after. 1:16:14 >> I ain't going to lie. Hold. All right, bro. I just invited you. This is the last game, chat. Whoever wins this game takes it all. Am I joining you? Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Yes. >> Yeah. You you need them servers in it. >> Wait, let me take a little piss. >> Yo, Jamal, radio for me when it comes out. >> Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. 1:16:41 >> Good [ __ ] Mr. Palmer. Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] man. Hold up. Make sure up. >> Okay. Make sure it's good. He want uh this club. Gotcha. Good [ __ ] man. Good [ __ ] Keep playing, man. God. 1:17:06 I love it. Stops. 1:17:14 I got to take my jacket off. I ain't going to lie. I'm getting a little sweaty in this bit. I got to lock in Ohio style chat. Come on, chat. Spin up some Ohio's in the chat. Come on. 1:17:37 You know what is I don't think you can play slow cuz he always takes an extra touch. Get me. 1:17:57 You son of Oh my gosh. Please. Thank you. 1:18:15 Oh my gosh. Oh, I should 1:18:37 grab you. 1:19:17 There's only one goal. There's only one goal. >> I KNOW. I KNOW, BRO. I KNOW THAT. BUT LIKE THAT GOAT HE got was like literally like [ __ ] camel [ __ ] Like what was that? 1:19:35 Here we go with this game, bro. This game just No, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Stop. Sock. 1:20:02 >> Yeah. There you go. 1:20:10 >> So, you're just locking in? Yeah. That shit's not going to happen. >> I'm just locking in. I can't let my emotions get over me. I just got to lock in and play FIFA. >> It's not going to help me. me. Me getting mad. Oh my gosh. How did you get better in one game, bro? Or did I get worse? What happened? Did I get better or I mean, did he get better or did I just get worse? I'm not sure. 1:20:48 No, it's like he's like it's like he's playing better. How the hell is he playing better? >> Go go go go. Oh my gosh. V. HEY. OH NO. HEY. OH MY. HEY, BRO. OH, chat on every cat in THE [ __ ] WORLD. THAT [ __ ] BRO. BRO, YOU GOT TO be Bro, Y'ALL SEE THAT? NO, BRO. Are y'all SEEING WHAT'S HAPPENING? ARE Y'ALL SEEING THIS? YOU GUYS NOT WHY Y'ALL SEEING WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME, BRO? THIS GAME IS BROKEN. ARE Y'ALL SEEING WHAT'S HAPPENING to me? It's not EVEN ME. IT'S NOT EVEN ME, BRO. It's not me. 1:22:07 Oh my god. What am I doing? 1:22:16 Oh, you cheeky [ __ ] He's going to fake. Bro, this [ __ ] is 1:22:36 he was even playing for the first game, was he, bro? On God. This [ __ ] was not playing for real. He was not playing for real, bro. 1:22:52 Oh my god, bro. How did he like how? I just beat him. I'm 1:23:37 Come back. Tom, >> it's too much. [ __ ] 1:23:49 What's that? 1:24:06 Never mind. 1:24:16 Ah, better than turn down first. This is 1:24:39 >> Are you good, bro? >> Bro, I know I'm not good, bro. You know I'm not good, bro. >> Come on, man. How the [ __ ] Hey, they call every Ain't [ __ ] going my way right. Ain't [ __ ] going my way, dog. This [ __ ] makes me mad. Get my ass kicked. 1:25:07 >> What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is that saying? >> My gosh, bro. You're scaring. You're scaring me. You're scaring me. >> Damn. My gosh. Sha, what the don't win. 1:25:40 Thank you. Come on. >> THERE YOU GO. >> GAME AIN'T OVER WITH. >> THERE YOU GO. >> GAME AIN'T OVER WITH. >> LET'S GO. >> Come on. Come on. Game ain't over with. Come on. Try to lock in. Game ain't over with. Come on. Game ain't over with. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, chat. Game ain't over with. Let's get it. >> Game ain't over with. Game ain't over with. >> Say it again. >> Game ain't over with. >> Yes, sir. >> If he can score six goals in one g half, I can score six goals in one half. Come on, bro. >> Oh, God. You can. >> Come on, chat. It's all about the philosophy, chat. >> Yeah. >> Let's get it, bro. >> Let's get it. >> Let's get it. >> Where you from? OHIO, PORTUGAL, BABY. >> OH, PORTUGAL. Let me stop playing with him. Come on. Let me stop trolling. I got him in a bag. Watch this. Let me stop trolling with him. I just got to be a bit more quicker on my feet. You know what I mean? I got him in the back. Come on. 1:26:43 Let's >> turn the light switch on. 1:26:52 Okay. Nobody's going to make a run. Got it. 1:27:10 What kind of shot was that, bro? 1:27:25 A log. 1:28:07 You are here. Yeah. >> Are you locked in? Yeah. I'm what? 1:28:27 Bro, the light screen's going off. Yeah, come back. >> No. 1:28:58 It's okay. Oh my god. It's the same thing. I'm just going to keep this [ __ ] in. Oh, Darren, I'm coming. Shh. Chill. Chill. Chill. 1:29:42 Foul. Foul. Py. What? Red. There we go. Come on, dude. 1:30:16 Damn. What was it? 1:30:33 Oh my, it hurts. Losing hurts so bad, bro. >> It's okay. It's okay. >> Oh my god, bro. This [ __ ] is crazy. said, "I'm trying my hardest on my mama, bro. I tried my [ __ ] hardest. I don't want to hear nobody laughing AT ME OR NOTHING, BRO. Do not laugh. Do not do nothing, bro. I tried my hardest, bro. This dude like Yes. >> Come on, bro. I think this [ __ ] this rap don't and it's this always IT'S ALWAYS THIS REP IN this game who always Hey yo, you actually better than a [ __ ] is going to be though, >> man. Bro, I've been gez, bro. Damn. Tell this GG's, bro. Bro, come on. I'm not coming. WHAT YOU MEAN? COME ON. HEY, [ __ ] I'M NOT COMING BACK IF BRO, 1:31:35 STOP, BRO. BRO, you keep trying to cheer me on. I >> I AM. I'M TRYING TO. >> I KNOW, BUT BRO, >> ASS. COME ON, >> BROS. I can't come back, bro. There's 10 minutes left, bro. I cannot get five goals in 10 minutes, bro. Bro. No way, bro. 1:32:10 No, bro. I'm not letting you know. You're not getting no more [ __ ] clips OUT OF ME, BRO. YOU GOT THREE [ __ ] TODAY. Why do they always cross the I think it might be my left analog stick, bro. Why do they cross the Why do they cross and give it straight to the keeper? 1:32:35 Yeah, [ __ ] that, bro. I'll get a red before he get any more of these. Goddamn. No, man. Bro, Chad, if he scores this, bro. Oh, god. I'm ending my stream. Oh my. I'm ending my stream if he score this. I swear to God. I swear to God. And And I'm not even trolling. about to save, bro. The fact he almost scored, that's the crazy part. Wait, why do I have a red card? This game's in the books, man. GG's, bro. >> GG, man. >> GG's, chat, bro. I try. I swear to Cole Cole, I swear to God, you about to make me do some [ __ ] I didn't do in years, but I got to do it. 1:33:36 [ __ ] this [ __ ] I can't do this [ __ ] no more, bro. This [ __ ] JUST EMBARRASSED ME LIVE ON MY STREAM, BRO. OH MY MAMA, HE EMBARRASSED ME LIVE ON MY STREAM. OH GOD, THIS [ __ ] IS EMBARRASSING. OH GOD. AND LOOK, DO NOT LAUGH AT ME. EVERYBODY IN THE CHAT, DON'T LAUGH. DON'T SAY [ __ ] CUZ I TRIED, BRO. OH MY GOODNESS, BRO. HE JUST [ __ ] EMBARRASSED ME, BRO. OH MY GOD, THAT [ __ ] IS EMBARRASSING. OH MY GOSH, BRO. OH MY DAYS. DAMN. I really try my GG's, bro. I'm not lie, bro. Yo, bro, what do you want me to do, bro? What do you want me to do, bro? You want fair square, bro? All right. Yo, bro, what do you want me to do? Oh my >> chill out, man. >> Oh my gosh, BRO. COME ON, BRO. I JUST SEEN THAT. 1:34:40 OH MY GOSH, BRO. BRO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? I lost, bro. What do you want me to do? Oh my days. >> I'm going to send you some ice here. You just need to store it. >> Easy. >> All right, bro. All right, bro. GG's, bro. GG's, bro. GG's, bro. GG's. Yo, bro. Co GG. GG's, bro. G, bro. And look, look on my light, bro. Bro, God, give me 6 months. Give me 6 months. I swear to God. Give me 6 months. Let me get in the lab and start playing FIFA on God, bro. I'm getting my rematch and I'm going to embarrass you live on stream. I promise you, bro. GG's though, bro. GG's, bro. >> GG's, bro. This [ __ ] just He just did me so dirty, bro. He on, bro. I swear, bro. He just did me so dirty ON MONSTER, BRO. I I KNOW I LOST. STOP SPAMMING THAT, BRO. Y'ALL KEEP MAKE BRO, Y'ALL NOT MAKING this worse, bro. Y not making this word. Wait, y'all not making this better. Y'all not making THIS BETTER. >> STOP SPAM, BRO. I KNOW, BRO. Y'ALL RELATING AND IT'S THE FACT. STOP SPAMMING. EW. WHY DON'T Y'ALL MAKE ME 1:35:41 SAY, "HEY, SPEED, DO BATTLE NEXT TIME." But I don't get none of that. I GET NOTHING BUT DILIGENCE, BRO. I DON'T GET NOTHING BUT DILIGENCE FROM Y'ALL, BRO. ALL I GET IS LILL AND NOTHING. I DON'T EVEN GET A GOOD TRY. I BRO, I BRO, BRO, I PLAYED GOOD OUT THERE ON THAT PITCH, BRO. I PLAYED GOOD OUT THERE. I PLAYED GOOD OUT THERE, CHAD. I BEAT HIM THE first game, BRO. I CAN'T GET A GOOD TRY OR NOTHING, BRO. >> GOOD TRY, BRO. Good try. >> Hey, bro. >> Good try. Now, let's fix. ALL I GET IS A'S AND LAUGHS. A's and laughs. >> Yeah, good, bro. You did your best. Don't worry, bro. You did. >> That's what they doing to me, bro. God, bro. That's my That's crazy though, bro. I don't get like, BRO. LIKE I'M NOT even saying like, "Oh, bro, stop spamming that [ __ ] STOP, BRO. 1:36:43 STOP, BRO. STOP, BRO. HEY, you got a next opponent, bro. Don't worry. 1:36:59 Wait, wait. What do you mean? >> Green apple.
