0:00 aways in the Discord, on Twitter, and in this chat. So, I don't got to worry about that [ __ ] [ __ ] anymore. Um, with, you know, the other chat on that other site, dude, because, brother, it was so hard for me to pick out people from my actual community to give away to. Um, and yeah, bro. So, starting and the way that that is going to start and this is what I'm most excited for is on the 14th to kick off my deal, me and Faxity are going to Vegas on a IRL trip. So, I'm going to be in San Diego at TwitchCon and I'm going to be live on stream taking a private jet from San Diego to Vegas where I'm going to meet up with Faxity in Vegas and we're going to do a IRL Vegas trip. Um, and that's the way we're going to be kicking off my new deal, my new rain bed deal. So, yeah, don't fly private. What do you mean don't fly private? What does that 1:02 even mean? So, yeah, a PJ. Yes. And the PJ has Starlink. So, I'm basically going to be at TwitchCon live at TwitchCon. Then I'm going to take a private jet on the 14th to Vegas, meet up with Faxity, and me and Faxity are going to be gambling in Vegas trying to run up. I don't know exactly how much, but it's going to be a [ __ ] ton of money. And we're gonna try to run it up. We're gonna try to run it up there. So, that's literally how I'm going to kick off. That's how it's going to start on the 14th. So, everything starts on the 14th. Um, no private jet. What do you mean no private jet? What are you talking about? What are you saying no private jet? Aware There was a private jet that crashed. I mean, hey, rest in peace to the if people passed away on the the private jet that passed or that that crashed, rest in peace to them. Um, but like chat, there's plane crashes and and 2:03 stuff all the time. That doesn't mean you just like I get it. I get what you're saying, but like if I never hopped on a plane because planes crash, that would just be, you know what I mean? [snorts] Eight of them. 2:27 Nine people died. Damn. Rest in peace, bro. That's so sad. That's sad. It was bad. It left a crater. Are you going to this tonight? Jason, next stream will be Saturday hosting a carne asada. Not uh Jason I I didn't Jason did I'm not on the invite list y'all. I did not get invited to the carneada unfortunately. So I will not be going. Um I I did not get apparently there's like an invite list. Maybe I maybe I'll try to sneak in. I don't really know. I didn't really get invited to the carneasada. You would eat anything? What do you mean I would eat any? You would eat everything? No, I would not eat everything. You fat little [ __ ] No, I would not. >> [snorts] >> This is the flight. Wait, can I react to this? I don't even really want to. 3:31 I don't even really want to react to that. Hey, but I mean obviously Chad very sad, but like like I said, planes crash very like all the time, you know, stuff like stuff happens, bro. I'm not going to just not fly because of that, if that makes sense. React to the comm thread. Oh, yeah. Yeah, chat. Uh, if y'all have anything specific you want me to react to, post in the Twitter com in the thread. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Let me see. Here it is. Here it is. Here it is. Oh [ __ ] But yeah, chat. Anyways, back to what I was saying. Um, back to what I was saying. So, it's going to be kicking off. I'm basically just going to like tell y'all everything. It's going to be kicking off on the 14th. Um, me and Faxity are going to be doing an IRL stream in Vegas. We're going to get a whole like the whole presidential penthouse suite again. Uh, we're going 4:31 to be in Vegas on the 14th, gambling in Vegas, IRL. Um, we're going to have a huge bankroll. So, we're going to try to run that up and that's going to be the day that my new deal starts and kicks off. [snorts] Um, and obviously, as you guys know, moving forward, if you are under the age of 18, you are not going to be able to watch those streams. But it's not going to be long. Like, let's just say I stream 200 hours a month. 15 of them are going to be me gambling. Okay? So, um y'all don't have to if you're under the age of 18, you are not allowed to watch those streams unfortunately, which is okay because let's say I do a eight or nine hour IRL. What the last hour of that will be that, right? So, um the last hour of that will be that. So, you guys, if you're under the age of 18 won't be able to watch. There will be an automatic 18 plus mode on the stream when I do gamble. So, um, was this what we were supposed to be excited for? I didn't tell y'all you 5:31 were supposed to be excited for anything. [ __ ] I'm excited. You got Hey, you don't got to be excited for anything. I'm excited, brother. There's a lot of people in this chat who genuinely enjoy when I go live and gamble. And unfortunately, it low-key got ruined by the kick, if we're being honest, because I didn't recognize any names in there. Half of the people were just bots spamming up fake slot calls. I didn't really get to see my actual community when I did giveaways. I was giving away like 20K a month. I didn't even know who I was giving the money away to. Now when I'm doing it, I can find you guys who are actually here every stream in the chat and I can actually give it away money to people that I see in the chat like regularly. So we have a $75,000 monthly leaderboard, which is insane. And then um we also have like another like 25K that I'm going to be giving away in giveaways monthly to to people who are signed up under my code. So, like if I see you in a chat and let's say I hit on a [ __ ] big blackjack hand, I could literally tip someone 5K from the chat and it'll be somebody that 6:32 I actually recognize and know, which is the part I'm most excited for cuz like when I was on kick, it literally bro I don't know like if you were watching the streams, you could tell I literally couldn't even interact with chat because I didn't get to like see people like I didn't even get to see my community in there. It was just like [ __ ] bots spamming sock calls the whole time. But it's gonna be so much more fun for me now. And it's not also going to be compact into like seven 10 hour streams like at once. It's going to be very spread apart and like when I want to and it's a lot more enjoyable um for me. [cough] Oh god, I'm so [ __ ] sick, dude. I hate being sick. What if I'm a lurker and I don't type that much? I mean, that's fine. It's going to be people who are in the chat during that and you have to be 18 plus anyway, so it doesn't matter. [snorts] We're still p spamming kekas, dork, 7:33 you're not spamming kekas, bro. You're not spamming Kequas. Oh god. All right, let's go to reactions. Hold on. Yo, TQ [ __ ] TQ [ __ ] thank you for the five gifted. Thank you for the five huge mail. Yo, can you stop sending links in a chat? Just send it in the thread. Send it in this thread. [sighs] Okay, 8:09 here we go. All right, let's go to the thread. Rainet US or just Rain Bet? Uh, it's going to be it's going to be I'm going to be on Rainet US obviously because I don't want to [ __ ] have to travel and compact my hours into like like I did. So, I'm going to be on Rainet US, but my leaderboard and everything is for is for both. So, if you want to be on Rainbow US or just normal Rain Bet, you can you can use that and it'll still count for the leaderboard. Uh, Luca last seven games 53. [snorts] Yeah. Like, how can you look at this and not think that he's the guaranteed MVP? >> Like, bro. 9:00 >> Oh my god, chat. There's no one in the NBA doing this, by the way. There's no one in the NBA doing [ __ ] like this right now. Nobody is. Nobody. Luca is unreal. >> Saw this already. >> I mean, dude, like there's only a few people in the world who have a touch like this when it comes to like shooting, right? Who have a touch shooting from three, shooting from half court, shooting from full court. We're talking about Steph Curry, Lacy, Luca, Dame. Like, there's not many people who have a true basketball touch. Like, I can make shots like this. No. No. Go ahead. Go ahead. Have your [ __ ] stupid opinions. But it's the truth. I can make shots like this. [cough] >> It's just It's a true shooters touch, bro. It is. It's your turn. I can't 10:02 believe this. I I didn't even know he hit it, but I heard him screaming from my room. 10:18 [cheering] Yo, >> it's over. >> Holy [ __ ] 93 hours, bro. 90. You're next. No thanks. No thanks, bro. I could not do that [ __ ] for longer than six hours and I'll get a board. [snorts] Me personally, chat, my honest opinion on this, um, I just I honestly I just think it's [ __ ] up. And this is personally why I have not even gotten on Fortnite because I just think like these rich, entitled, greedy streamers who have enough money to buy the item shop every day are sitting here spending hours trying to get this token. who are then taking the opportunity away from less fortunate people who actually 11:20 deserve and need this token in order to get skins. That's why I personally haven't even gotten on the game. That's just my opinion on it. And you know, like like there's some poor kid out there who should have got this token and now Ron has the token and that poor kid can't afford any skins. And it's just so sad, bro. It's just so sad, dude. You're right. Can I Can I get some W's? at least some W laces. Can I farm some W's at least? Like, come on, guys. No, I'm trolling. [ __ ] everybody. [ __ ] all the people who were mad at Ron forgetting this. He spent 90 hours. He He literally was live the entire time. Didn't end stream. And people are somehow going to have a problem, bro. Like, go [ __ ] yourself, bro. Ron getting the token does not take away another person's chance to get the token. That's [snorts] not how it works. Should have [ __ ] grinded harder. Should have called off work. Like damn, bro. But congrats to Ron, man. This token is sick. And hey, Ron, maybe I know you can buy all the stuff in the item shop, but I also heard that 12:21 instead of buying it, you can gift skins, too. So maybe slide me a little skin gift if you want. [snorts] Wait, what is this? >> One day I'm going to do something with you guys. What are we going to do with Jason? Lacy Jason, >> you come to the courthouse. >> He's going to come to the courthouse like a US. I'll be living in California. >> I don't have any money. So, >> so where's his room? Another lie. >> Leaving your house, please. Please. I mean, brother, we can start encore. >> Yo, what do you mean another lie? You want me to just let this random dude that I met in Japan just come live in my house? Like, no, bro. Kodak Black is officially in GTA 6. Also, knowing everyone and their mother will be marathoning GTA 6, is there anything different you plan on doing to stand out? Um, no. I don't really uh 13:22 what what what different could I do to stand out, bro? Like, no. I want to hear your opinion. I want to hear Chad, what's your guys's opinion? What different could I do to stand out, bro? I'm curious what that even means. Do it naked. I'm not playing GTA 6 naked. Do it in a gym. No, I'm not doing it in a [ __ ] gym, bro. I'm playing GTA 6 and I'm going to stream it because I want to and because I know there's a lot of people and there might not be, and this I'm not speaking for the masses out there. I'm talking about my community. There's going to be people who are going to want to watch while they play, right? So you guys might be playing GTA 6 and watching me on the second monitor. I'm streaming this marathon solely for my community. I don't give a [ __ ] if I only have 3,000 viewers. As like as long as I know it's my community in there that are watching the game with me while playing and enjoying it, I literally don't care. Um I don't there's nothing really you can do to stand out. I just kind of want to 14:22 play the game. [snorts] I guess what I would be I guess what I'm doing to stand out is playing it in Miami. I don't know the [ __ ] Just go to the pride parade. What? I don't know what you can do, Lacy, but can I get a moisite watch? [ __ ] a moite watch >> on like reach out on >> Hold on, Chad. Chad, I got to do something. Chad, don't spam you. Give me a sec. Give me a sec. This is not disgusting. [snorts] [gasps] [sighs] [snorts] 15:27 Like I will read >> Jing plans on trying to link up with the core boys to collab while he's in LA to um listen Marlon, Ron, Lacy, Jason. Uh any of the core boys um just to see if there's anything we can do. They might be busy. Adapt. Yeah, listen, they might be busy. If they are busy, we can we can go back, right? There's no worries. Uh, but I I I'll reach out to see if there's anything that we can do. Um, >> oh my god, I lied to Ginge. No, I lied to Ginge. 16:07 [sighs] Of course you didn't know. Wait, he texted me and said, [snorts] "Wait, he texted me and said, "Let me find it. Let me find it. Let me find it. Let me find it." [clears throat] Oh my gosh. I can't find it now. Wait. I thought we were supposed to do a collab in Miami. 16:56 Wait, I'm confused. I thought we were supposed to do a collab in Miami, not LA. I cuz I told him Okay, now I'm mad confused. Just call him. Okay, let me call him. [ __ ] it. Let me call him. Unless this isn't Ginge, but I had the number saved as Ginge. This is definitely Ginge. 17:28 >> What up, you little [ __ ] >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the h Why do I have Hides's number saved as Ginge? >> What the What do you me say is that Ginger [ __ ] He left our [ __ ] group by the way. >> Wait, Ginge left Wait, Ginge left your group? >> Yeah. >> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Hey, boys. I think there's Hold on. Wait, is that Ginge? That's >> I I think there's a bit of a miscommunication going on here, guys. >> So, in my contacts, I have I had Hines saved as Ginge. So So I I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So when Hines texted me, I thought it was Ginge texting me and then I just saw a clip of Ginge. Okay. I'm so confused. Holy [ __ ] 18:30 [snorts] >> So you have my number saved, right? No, I have your number in my WhatsApp but not in my messages. >> So, let's go back to the start of Wait a minute. Don't say anything just yet. >> Yeah, that's why I I just leaked it. >> You [ __ ] [ __ ] >> What did you leak? >> You leaking bastard. >> Wait, y'all didn't say that. Oh, [screaming] [ __ ] Don't even say what you said. Don't even say it. >> You [ __ ] idiot. >> [ __ ] I can't. [laughter] [cough] >> What? >> What do we do from >> Okay, so >> Jake says on stream anyway, >> is it not? >> No. 19:31 >> [ __ ] off, Jake. [ __ ] off, Jake. >> Wait, so did I did I leak or no? >> Well, it depends what you said. Can you give me a rough idea of roughly what you said? >> I said I Okay, so I saw a clip of Ginge saying that something about collabing in LA and then I said I'm confused cuz Ginge texted me and I thought it was supposed to be in Miami. >> Oh [ __ ] >> That was that was me, mate. >> That is confusing. >> Yeah. Yeah, that is confusing. >> Well, I'll see. I'll probably I'm not even going to Miami. I don't know what the [ __ ] you're talking about. >> Oh, you're not going to Miami anymore? >> Oh. Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, you know what? I'm not going to Miami anymore either, bro. I'm not I'm not going to Miami either. >> Yeah, I don't go I would probably see you there. >> I don't even know what you just said. It wasn't even English. Hines, >> let me translate that for you later. >> Okay. >> I don't even know. But if I go, I'll probably see you out there anyway. >> No, I said theoretically, if I did go, I 20:31 would see you out there. >> Theoretically, if he did go, he would see you out there. >> Oh, okay. Got it. Wait. So, so, um, okay then. Yeah. Listen, I don't know who's coming to Miami, but if anybody hypothetically decides to go to Miami, I will also be there. >> Well, I'm not. So, I I I'll just watch watch you on stream. >> Okay. Just for audio listeners, Jakey Davis enters the room and takes up 75% of the camera. >> Do you know who he is? >> Yes. >> What's his name again? >> Jake. >> Jake. >> Jake. Jakey Davis. >> See, I'm I'm tapped in, bro. I'm tapp I'm dead ass tapped in. >> Wait, so let's address the elephant in the room. Ginge, why' you leave the group? >> I'm not the fat one. >> Hey, Ginge. Hey, Ginge, why'd you leave the group? >> Yeah, that's what I said. >> Let's address the elephant in the room. 21:31 Let's Let's get negative, why don't we? Huh? Ginge, why'd you leave? Why'd you leave the mob boys? >> I'll say where the elephant is. >> Oh, shut up. >> Look at Look at him dodge. Look at him dodge it, chat. >> My calendar is absolute chock, mate. And they obviously have plans to go places. I can't commit to it. So, I didn't want to hold him back. And then obviously you have revealed something of the plants. >> What? Call me. >> Okay. I didn't mean to leak. I didn't mean to leak. >> No. [screaming] No. That this is this is your fault. No, it's not. [ __ ] It is my fault, isn't it? >> This is your [cough] >> It's my fault. >> This comes down from you [ __ ] saving my name as number as me. He said my name is [ __ ] J. >> So I'm >> Yeah, go ahead. Get nice, Chad. We lacy, bro. So I'm the reason that Ginge left the Bob boys. Nice. Okay, >> it's my fault. It's all my fault now. 22:32 So yeah. >> Okay. Well, Ginge, Ginge, when are you going to be in LA? >> Uh, next week. >> Next, like what date? >> Uh, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. >> Pull my calendar real quick. Is that >> just a painful assuming at least he's currently drinking a Red Bull? >> Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. So 10th, 11th, 12th. >> Yeah. >> All right. I'll see you then. You want to pull up to the house? >> Yeah, I can do. >> Okay. Wait, what day? Which which day? The 10th, the 11th, or the Oh, we can't do the 12th. Can you do Can you do the 10th or 11th? >> Check Appleatch. Let me check my calendar. [ __ ] man. >> Check his calendar. That's what he's doing. Uh the 11th would be the best. >> Okay, let's do it. >> Perfect. >> All right, I'll see you on the 11th. Hines, I'mma change my contact and I'm 23:33 going text you. Okay. >> Yeah. I'll I'll not see you in Miami. >> I won't see you in Miami. Yeah. Are you having a stroke? >> He's having a stroke. >> I won't see you in Miami. >> Yeah. >> Oh, I think I just leaked I think I just leaked why Ginge left the Bob boys. GG, brother. A chat. Be honest. Be honest. Am I an [ __ ] [cough and clears throat] Re talking about you. >> What do you least like in court? >> In court? Yeah. Who you don't like at all? >> Question, bro. Question. >> All right. Okay. All right. Boom. All right. Cool. All right then, [ __ ] >> Who do you least like in court? >> In court? >> Yeah. Who you don't like at all? >> Like you had to pick. Like if you had to pick. >> If I had to. >> Yeah. Who you like in court? If you had to pick [snorts] >> uh I mean 24:35 >> that bad questions, [ __ ] I mean, it's probably it's probably Lacy. I never really did Lacy. >> Or close. >> No. >> Yeah. I'm going to say Lacy. >> Bet. Bet. >> Bet. >> No, not really, [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] [laughter] >> Okay. >> Liy got playing. >> Yo. Yo. All right. Look. Listen. We got to um Oh, like spice it up. You have to dump like you actually You're just the crumb of core, bro. It's cool, bro. It's cool, bro. It's cool, bro. It's cool. Like, what? It's on site now. I don't give a [ __ ] It's on site. If I ever see Rem walk in the streets, it's on site now. I don't Yo, I'm I'm done playing games with everybody talking on my name. When I see Rem in the streets now, it's on site. Simple as that. No, no, no. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the [ __ ] I'm a real demon. I'm a real demon. 25:44 Fake de. Do y'all know where I'm from? Y'all ever heard of Eerie, Pennsylvania? One of the most dangerous cities on planet Earth. Um, it's like it's it's on site now, bro. [snorts] It's on site, bro. Lacy dropped the end bomb on stream. When? When? Like, brother, if I ever said the N word on stream, I would say it loud and [ __ ] clear. 26:16 Steph Curry drops Luca. Nobody cares about someone stepping on someone else's foot. Is this true? >> How rich is Lacy? And is he the goat of streaming? In 2020, Lacy was still a small Fortnite streamer with a net worth close to $5,000. No Faze, no giant collabs, just gaming streams and clips, slowly building an audience. By 2022, Twitch [cough] started growing fast, especially through Fortnite reactions and collaborations. His estimated net worth climbed to $150,000. Then in 2024, Lacy officially joined FaZe Clan, putting him around creators like Stable Ronaldo, Jason the Wien, and Silky. His estimated net worth jumps to $700,000. >> Wait, what is net worth? Is net worth like how much money you have in your bank account or or everything? >> By 2025, FaZe content, sponsorships, and viral streams pushed him even bigger. But in December, Lacy left FaZe 27:17 alongside several other creators. His estimated net worth reached $3 million. Then in 2026, he joined the new creator group Core only to leave a few months later to focus on his own career. >> I did when? Wait, what? When? This is news to me. Wow, [ __ ] You left >> 2026, he joined the new creator group Core only to leave a few months later to focus on his own career. Now with around 3.5 million Twitch followers, YouTube kick, brand deals, and constant viral clips, his estimated net worth is around $8 million. He started with Fortnite. Now people watch Lacy even when there isn't a game on. >> 8 million? Wait, hold on. My question is what? What? Okay. What is net worth considering? Does net worth consider like is I always get confused with what 28:20 net worth means all assets. So that means all the money you have everything you own and like brand ownership 28:42 minus liabilities. I don't know what that means. What [clears throat] is a liability? So my so so so my my my percentage ownership in tap caps counts towards my net worth. 29:04 [snorts] 29:15 Tap cap's 20 million valuation. So if you own 50% that's 10 million net worth. [snorts] 29:30 That's not how net worth works. Play remix. Thank you for the five gifted. That's not how net worth works, brother. If that's how net worth worked, then my net worth would be. 30:02 That's not how net worth works. That's not how net worth works. Net worth is the value of all your assets. Yeah, but if I own a brand and I haven't sold that brand yet, just because of that's how much that brand is worth, that doesn't add into my net worth. 30:28 Because then you also have to understand my ownership and core is also part of my net worth. Bro, my net worth would be like like 20 25 m then. That's not how it works. 31:04 Because I ne we never planned chat. Y'all got to understand we never tried to like I'll never sell my my ownership in core ever. So that's doesn't that like you know what I'm saying? Is there even a brain in your skull? It doesn't matter. It's still value that belongs to you. Google it. Okay. Okay. How to calculate my net worth. [snorts] Net worth calculator. >> [snorts] >> real estate is that that's houses right [snorts] zero mortgages zero 32:10 checking accounts. What is that? Like how much money is in my bank account? 32:35 I just want to say none of these numbers are dead accurate. This these are just hypotheticals. Okay, these are just hypotheticals. Okay, these are hypotheticals. Um, stop omaying four cars and no house, you're actually a [ __ ] Why would I? First of all, I only own one car. Y'all know this. I only own one car. Um, and the reason I don't buy a house is because I don't know where I'm going to be living in the future. So, why would I buy a house in an area I don't think I'm going to be living in the rest of my life? [snorts] Why would I buy Why would I buy a house in LA when I'm not going to be living here? to rent it out to people. Yeah, but I want to wait till I'm a little bit more established. Checking accounts. Okay, let's just say hypothetically like [snorts] 33:40 bro. This is hypothetically. I'm putting random numbers in. I'm literally going 421. I'm going 421. [cough] Value of other accounts and investments. So, this is where like, okay, how much do y'all think core is worth? How much do y'all think core is worth? 34:13 two bucks. It's actually a good question. I wonder how much core is valued. Like how much is core worth? 34:30 But no one could buy core. So how would that even be considered on a net worth calculator? 34:48 So this would be like tap caps and core. So it would be like okay I mean 35:07 oh and reach 35:22 course plate, 35:36 multi-million dollar brand. 35:45 >> [snorts] >> How much could the group sell core for? 36:13 What the [ __ ] 36:26 Too bad it's never happening. [snorts] Too bad it's never happening. 36:41 When is this from? 2023. Hey clicks, I'm also naked right now. The only difference is I have my worm in my hand and I'm jerking into this video right now. [laughter] Merry Christmas. Hey Clicks. >> [sighs] [cough and clears throat] [snorts] >> Like what was I doing, bro? Like what was I doing, bro? Look at LeBron. LeBron James, man arrested for stalking in LA, saying he believes he was his son. No way. They arrested Tailoo. No way. Ty got arrested. 37:43 No way, bro. 37:53 What is stopping the underage people from watching the betting streams? Uh there's a 18 plus mode. So you have to be 18 plus verified with ID in order to watch. If like like if if if a if if a kid's parent is letting them sign up using their ID on Twitch, that's not my problem, right? Like I can't control that, bro. It's the same it's the same thing with with everything. Like I can't like it's not ID. Well, then how do how do they verify then? You [snorts] just click a button. Oh, it's an email. They click a button. Oh, okay. Well, again, bro, like like brother, you got to be there's 18 plus mode. 38:57 That's their parents' fault. It's an honor system. Okay. So, are you guys chat? Are you guys going to honor the system? Yes or no? Chad, will you guys honor the system? Yes or no? [snorts] No. What do you mean no? Why? Why? What the [ __ ] do you mean no? [sighs] Why do you fake your sickness? Nice. Like, yeah, bro. I guess I'm just sitting here faking fleg in my cough. Oh, a McDonald's burger sounds so good. 39:39 Oh. Oh [screaming] [ __ ] Wait. Why you kind of nice at that? 39:51 Wait, he's actually good at that. McDonald's [snorts] has a new drink. What drink? >> What is this? Tik Tok. >> Hit waves. >> Say less. >> First things first, we're going to wet our hair. Then we're going to shampoo our hair with this very suspicious looking shampoo. >> Jason just hacked my PC. I can't click anything. Hello. 40:19 Dude, what? Alt F4. Oh, okay. I think we're good. What is this picture, bro? Why did you edit look like I have a double chin? 41:02 When does your merch arrive? What is this? >> What's What's your password? I can't use my computer anymore. I got a virus on it. Chad, that picture is very obviously edited to make it look like I have a double chin. Does it look like I have a double chin right now? 41:23 >> No. >> That's crazy. I actually got a shower, [snorts] bro. It's getting mad late, actually. >> Oh, yeah. Really? I'll bet I'll just play a game while you're uh your shower. No, I don't know if I can do that. No, it's just >> What? What are you What am I watching? Minus 3K. I broke my hand. Oh, y'all can't even see. Brother, this is not even a broken hand. Wait, is this a broken hand? [snorts] 42:16 This is This is not even broken. This is literally just It's still Dude, I can see your bones still connected. It's Bro, this is not a broken hand. You just went like this with your pinky. Weak ass [ __ ] You did not break your hand, bro. You really are stupid. I mean, first off, you know, I'm not even going to argue. I guess this chat's doctors. I guess y'all I guess you guys are doctors, right? Drake writing and recording trophies. This [ __ ] though hard, bro. >> Wait, I want to watch that. [snorts] >> Wait, that's Is that real? 43:18 No shot. There's actual footage of this. was starting from the bottom was made for [singing and music] like you know we could make a bit of a statement where like we have our connects we have that Jana song but like it would be nice to have like three joints in that vein of like oh god like Drake that wasn't just >> oh my god he's a genius wait he was genuinely a genius >> blue you know what I mean I want to like establish some so >> free nine minutes of dick suck incoming >> there could be like a a bass like a something dark underneath this [ __ ] I think this [ __ ] this [ __ ] reminds me of that like um [music] [ __ ] reminds me like some sex that [ __ ] >> bro. You know how he should start it? He should he should start it with something like this like um like like he should start Oh, I'm trying to think like some lyrics. He should start with some [ __ ] like they have records on my demos. Did y'all boys not get the memo? He's just like I I don't know. I feel like those would be some good lyrics to start it with. 44:19 >> Something dark underneath this [ __ ] I think this [ __ ] [ __ ] reminds me of that like um [ __ ] reminds me like some that shorty lo. >> What is this new emote? What the [ __ ] is a stare? [snorts] It's like a cat looking sideways but Jinxy's bald ugly ass. Get this [ __ ] out my chat. Get that [ __ ] out my chat. [ __ ] out. >> Yeah, that [ __ ] Yeah, all that shit's gone. [music] >> That this [clears throat] drum too is like so powerful, bro. I hate that [ __ ] >> Wow. Listen to his musical talent to recognize a drum. I didn't even know there were drums in the song. >> And I This drum too is like so predictable. I hate that [ __ ] [music] >> This [ __ ] though. >> Yes, >> with the right hook on it. chat, this I know this is kind of a LAR 45:19 question. I know. I know. Call out my LAR. I get it. But at what what songs did Drake already have out at this point? 45:39 LAR. Okay, [music] dude. I would I'm not kidding. I would dead ass have a kid and like like give Drake my kid. No. Like I would I would I would give up having kids in my all of my lifetime if Drake could impregnate me and I could have Drake's kid. [snorts] Get what I'm saying? 46:33 Dude, I want to hear the footage of Drake making his first song. Oh my god, I would do anything to hear it. [music] 46:46 [music] 46:52 Oh my god. Oh my god. [music] >> [music] >> When does he start rapping? >> All the lights. [music] >> Oh my god. [screaming] No way. Is this real footage of Yo, >> similar >> similar [music] yo. Do y'all chat? Y'all realize we're watching history, right? We are watching history. 47:39 Oh, Drake has ghost riders. Drake has ghost riders. Really? Cuz right here, I see real life footage of Drake coming up with his own lyrics on the spot. Keep coping, haters. >> No matter what, I'm using it somewhere. It's crazy. This is one of those moments. [music] >> Oh my god, he said it. Did y'all boys not get the memo? [music] >> [music] >> He's so Look at the way he smokes his hookah. He's so cool. I need to try hookah now. [music] 48:43 He's literally reading the lyrics. I mean, I guess I guess it's bad if a artist writes instead of freestyles. Like, what are you like, that's just some hating dick writing [ __ ] He's he writes his lyrics down. That's not like what? [music] >> Lacy, you should hop on FL tonight. I mean, I might try it. >> Yeah, we could just throw in there. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. You want me to hop on that? Make a little song. 49:26 [music] 49:33 >> Oh my god. Yo, I can't. Yo, y'all don't understand. Watching this is like watching real history, man. This is crazy to me. 49:47 >> [music] >> Yeah. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's definitely [music] >> Wait, do I get to see him hop in the actual studio? Oh, [screaming] >> yeah. Yeah, [ __ ] [music and singing] I go to dreams with a suitcase. I got my whole country on a new way. She like I heard all your [ __ ] stay where you stay. I so big I haven't seen them boys in two days. [ __ ] I use a walkie talkie just to get a carriage. Don't even talk about these [ __ ] in my presence. I can't believe you got the nerve to get them credit. [ __ ] check [singing] the numbers. I'm the one who really get it. I told y that 50:47 >> I'm not skipping the go. I'm not skipping [ __ ] Drake recording one of the best songs of all time. Like what? I'm not skipping this. >> This is like pure history talent. Like watching this is the equivalent to if we could watch like Beethoven play the piano for the first time or if we could watch Leonardo da Vinci paint his first art piece like [music] 51:30 >> [clears throat] >> Yeah, >> dude. Who recorded? Yo, whoever recorded this, shout out to them. >> Oh, yeah. 51:44 >> Not a [ __ ] >> Yeah, >> man. This [ __ ] is not a love song. >> Also, just want to shout out to you guys to notice. Um, y'all are dick riditing hating, but 99% of the artists nowadays like they could never sound this good before all the post-production [ __ ] Like, he's looks at like you could tell this is just raw vocals over a beat. Like, there's no like chopped up autotune, no [ __ ] no like little like we like like bro this is just pure talent. >> [snorts] [clears throat] 52:32 >> Yeah. >> Wow. >> All right. I'm going to come uh I'm come out there and write it. 52:43 >> Do the chorus. >> Wow. 52:52 >> Oh my god. He's so [ __ ] cool. He's so [ __ ] cool. 53:05 Where's the chorus? >> I'm going to go into the craziest. >> No way. He No way. No way. He took >> at the end of this song with that sample. Oh man. Are you crazy? I'm going to go into the craziest verse with that sample and we're going to switch it like how we did Tuskan Leather. It's going to be like >> this guy's him. No. Like the brother. This guy is the greatest to ever touch a microphone. He's telling y'all what he's going to do and then he went and did it. It's not D1. This is not dick riding. He's telling you exactly what he's going to do and then he goes and does it better than anyone in the history >> with that sample. [cough] >> Oh man, are you crazy? I'm going to go into the craziest verse with that sample and we're going to switch it like how we did Tusk and Leather. >> Like Tuskan Leather. >> It's going to be like potentially be a very serious record. Very serious record. >> No, very serious record. Hey Drake, Lacy from the future. Um, this is one of the 54:06 best records of all time. >> Next single type [ __ ] like or like third single type [ __ ] I'm going to put Wayne on this [ __ ] >> They come sometimes. >> They come sometimes. >> Vaxity leaked you. 54:30 Y'all need to get those pen houses booked for the IRLs. Yeah. Yeah, we will. >> What >> did you leak? >> All that good stuff. Wait, what did you leak? No, I didn't. I did not leak. I did not leak. I I I They told me that you They told me that you said it already, bro. I did not leak. No, I did not. Don't play this [ __ ] with me. Oh, God. You You said it. Am I What did I lie, too? What did he leak? >> No, bro. Cuz um Roy wouldn't lie to me. Oh, God. Cuz I would dead fire him on the spot if he made me say some dumb [ __ ] on my life. >> Oh, Rain. Oh, no. I already said that. I thought it was some other [ __ ] Oh, never mind. I thought >> Yo, why are you so loud, so ignorant, fat, and [ __ ] >> Chad, listen. He leaked your deal amount, bro. Y'all don't know my deal amount, dude. Y'all don't know that. 55:32 Lays. Wait, where's Lays? Yo, can I jug? Yo, Glaze, pull up. [snorts] 55:50 What was I doing? What was I doing? What was I doing? Am I [ __ ] [ __ ] What was I doing? Oh, Drake, my king. So, he said he's going to do it. Does he do it? Does he do it? >> I was not dick riding Drake. >> They come sometimes. >> They come sometimes. >> I won't lie to you. They come sometimes. >> I don't like to hype [ __ ] but that [ __ ] right there, >> that [ __ ] that's like international, >> bro. you guys. Yo, okay, this might sound like I get I get y'all are saying dick riding this, dick riding that. Like watching this right here in the past, knowing what song came out of it, watching Drake predict it and say what he was going to do and planning this entire song and not knowing how successful it was going to be. It gives me like a happiness wave of chills throughout my entire body. Like >> you play in Europe and like [snorts] no 56:52 going >> that that tempo does not exist right now. >> No >> not the tempo. Sorry the bounce but the >> bounce is crazy. That's like I need to do that at O Fest. That has to be out. That has to be out. >> I have to do that at OB Fest. That's just like a single in the next 30 days. No, I'm a winner. Trust me. >> I'm a winner. I'm well aware. >> God, he's so [ __ ] cool. He Yeah, he's just so cool. >> You about that? >> Just you? >> All right. Just Just >> you and Future were bugging you later. >> No, >> I wish my dad was Drake. >> Oh, you know, you know, we have to go on tour now. You know, you have to drop. You know, you have to do OP. You know, he's always just like, "Yo, you have >> I just I just I I just do this and I just like crunch the numbers in my head, you know?" What do you mean it gets to a point? [cough] [snorts] >> I can't help it. >> I There's I wish I was a girl. 57:52 >> It's all my It's on my radar. >> Like sometimes I sometimes I wish I was like like a girl who Drake fell in love with just so I could like feel Drake. [snorts] 58:17 Wait, is it done? No, I wanted to hear the rest. I wanted to hear more. It's done, 58:34 bro. 58:43 Drake in the studio making over my dead body. Wait, chat. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. Chat. One more. One more. It's only four minutes. 59:03 Yo, stop. Oh my god, bro. Chad, this is peak. is his beak. 59:18 >> You know what I think would sound good on a beat like this? [music] >> I think I killed everybody in the game last year, man. [ __ ] it. I was on though. >> Like, I don't know. >> [music] >> No, stop. Stop staring at me. [cough] [music] >> Wait, do I hear Do you hear him rap or no? [snorts] [music] [singing] It [music] doesn't matter. All you know I'm still [singing and music] I ask myself why do we hurt no more? You know [singing] I'm the same. Oh you know I won't 1:00:18 [music] drive. >> Of course, >> bro. Look at this, bro. Like, this is an archive, chat. He's just in a hotel room on a hotel bed recording one of the greatest songs of all time. >> What? >> Oh god, >> who is that? >> She came. >> Oh god, [laughter] >> there she is. There's our sex guys. Our lady peace in this [ __ ] one second. >> Oh [ __ ] >> I need to drop our lady. >> It's not Rihanna. >> That is actually [music] Wow. And this is another reason why he's my 1:01:19 king. Notice how he's just sipping out of a glass cup of ice. He's just drinking water. He's not sipping on no lean. He's not smoking on no Jay. He's not doing no drugs. Just making good music. Drinking some ice water. Not sipping no lean. Like 1:01:43 >> Chad Drake does not sip lean, bro. Drake wouldn't do that. >> CK, what she doing? She's >> I'm floating easy Monday's chos. [music] 1:02:13 >> Ah, she's off key a little bit. It's got to be like >> It's got to be like how it doesn't matter 1:02:34 [singing] [music] >> it's not Rihanna. Yo, y'all are larers. This is not Rihanna. I know [singing] I know you don't love me [music] baby [singing] don't [music] explain it. [music] 1:03:08 Okay. So you started with the chorus that time. So do you know what I mean? >> Yeah. [music] Yeah. >> Wait, Drake sings in this or no? >> Yeah, [clears throat] it >> I [music] like this. Before you like I like this whenever you're talking >> trying to figure out the melody, right? It it it starts uh it goes uh [singing and music] 1:03:36 [music] >> wow. [singing] 1:03:49 >> Yeah, >> bro. Do it how Drake wants you to do it. Stop trying to do all this extra [ __ ] Do it's do it how Drake wants you to do it. >> Yeah. [singing] Baby. [screaming] [screaming] >> Yeah. [singing] Love me, baby. >> So, not only did Drake write the whole song, he sung the exact melody. Oh my god. Oh my god. [screaming] [singing] 1:04:43 >> No. I'm at 998k subs on YouTube. Say, oh god, 1:05:10 I need help from Thanos. FaceTime rug. >> Starting a FaceTime call to Rug. 1:05:27 Please, Rug. Please, Rug. Rug, answer the phone. >> Rug. >> What up, bro? >> Rug, I'm live on stream. >> Yo, what up? >> I need your help. You want to say what's up to the stream? Yes. Let me say what up. What up, guys? >> Rug, first off, brother. Congrats on the new car. >> Thank you, bro. Thank you. I can't wait to show you a person. >> I need your help. >> Okay. What's up? >> Look at the screen. >> Wait, >> I'm 2,000 subs away from hitting my first million. >> You're about to get the one. I'm about to hit a million on YouTube for the first time, rug, >> bro. I'm about to go post a story right now. >> You're going to post a story to help. >> Of course, bro. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. I don't know if I have your type of motion. Like, bro, last time I asked for help to get to 30 mil, you guys just ran it up so fast, but let me 1:06:28 post it on my story, bro. >> Oh my god, Rug. Thank you, Rug. I'm trying to hit I'm trying to hit it on stream today. That's my goal. >> 100%. Guys, if you're watching right now and you're not subscribed to Lacy, subscribe, please get him to a mill. I'm post on my story right now, though. >> Oh my god, Rug. Thank you, brother. >> I love you, bro. Hey, hopefully I see you during TwitchCon. We got a plan. >> Wait, that's what I was about to say. So, I'm I'm gonna come on the 13th. Can I sleep over at your house? >> Yeah. >> Okay. And I'm going to be streaming, so I might have I might bother you a little bit. >> That's fine. You can bother me. I don't care. >> Okay. I'll see you on the 13th then. >> Okay. I'm go the story for you, bro. >> Thank you, Rug. I love you. >> Yeah. Love you, bro. >> Bye. >> Peace, >> chat. What other YouTubers do I know that I could call? Yo, chat. Everybody go sub. I'm 2,000 away, please. Who am I kidding? You guys are all already subbed to me. Mr. Beast. 1:07:29 FaceTime Mr. Beast. I guess he's going to answer me. Like, I guess Mr. Beast is answering Lacy's call, brother. I'm about to call somebody with a 100 mil and be like, "Hey, I'm about to hit a million." Wait, I look like a crumb. >> What brings the call? >> Hey, Mr. Beast. Um, I'm live on stream right now. Uh, just calling in saying hello, seeing how you're doing. And um I was wondering if you could actually send a message to my chat really quick. >> Okay. What message? >> I know this is peanuts to you, but I'm about to hit my first million on YouTube. >> Oh, really? You're going to get a gold play button? >> I hopefully I'm 2,000 away. So, I was wondering if you could just, you know, tell my chat to sub to me. >> Yeah. So, you have like the last >> Yeah. Yeah. Look, let me show you. Let me show you right here. >> Okay. Oh my gosh. All right. Hey guys, 1:08:31 everyone. Wait, did I disconnect? Can you hear me? >> No, I can hear you. >> All right, everyone, unsubscribe right now. I want to see that number plummet. Hit the unsubscribe button. >> What the No, Mr. Beast. That's not what I 1:08:50 Why are y'all all Oh my god. Am I actually going down? 1:09:21 Someone send me a better Someone send me the other counter. Someone send me the other tracker. 1:09:32 This one's broke. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. 1:09:48 [snorts] Oh my gosh. Rug mentioned me in his story. What'd he say? What did Rug say? It won't load. It won't load. What's going on with the [ __ ] court Wi-Fi? What did Rug say? I can't see it. Bro, this counter sucks. 1:10:30 Why are my channel views going up but nobody's subscribing to me? [snorts] >> Dude. >> Yeah, Liz. >> Loops. >> Yeah, it should be in that suitcase in there >> on the floor. >> Bro, it's empty on God. >> No way. It's empty. No way. I got robbed. >> What? >> Oh my gosh. Rug posted. My boy Liy's about to hit a million subs. Go sub to him and put my link. Wait, Wendy DM'd me. In case Jason hasn't mentioned it, I'd love to have you at the carneasada. I'm going to the carneasada. [screaming] I'm going to the carneasada. What's a good carne assada song playlist? Carne Assada. [music] 1:11:30 Yes, [music] I'm going to the carneada. [clears throat] Oh my god. I already know they're about to have the best tacos ever. Wait, I got to get an outfit for it. I got to get an outfit. No way. I only gained one. Yo, this is fake. This is a fake counter. This is a fake counter. 1:12:01 >> I hope you found it. >> You found it. >> Okay. Bet. >> Found some crazy [ __ ] bro. >> Oh, yeah. It wasn't a bathroom. >> Uh, they call it two 8 mm cannons, bro. >> Oh, god. You're about to >> I'll see you on the other side. You're going to be [ __ ] >> Thank you, bro. >> Dude, there's got to be a better one. Unless I'm just not going I'm just Am I just not going up at all? Why am I losing subs? 1:12:43 Go to YouTube studio. 1:12:53 Wait, what is what is you? How How do I get there? 1:13:07 analytics. Where is it? 1:13:26 I don't care about my [ __ ] revenue. I don't care. How do I find my real time? [snorts] Oh my god, I'm a thousand away. Who else do I know? Who else do I know that I could call on YouTube? Who else do I know? 1:13:54 FaceTime adapt. 1:14:11 I guess Kai's answering a Lacy phone call. Adapt just ignore my call. Nice. Okay, bet. [sighs] My god. Okay, KSI. Okay. Yeah, let me call KSI real quick. I'm sure he'll answer. Oh my god, I'm about to hit it. Oh my god, I'm about to hit it. 1:14:37 Please can I answer? 1:14:53 >> Hey. Hello. >> What's up, bro? >> Hey, I'm I'm live on stream right now. Um I I need Can you do me a really quick favor? >> Okay. What's up? >> Um wait, can I show you or no? >> Well, I mean, show me, I guess. >> Okay, [clears throat] >> it's a camera. >> Well, yeah, but anyways, listen. I know this is nothing to you, but I'm a thousand subs away from my first million subs on YouTube. >> Can you tell my chat to go sub to me, please? >> Um, chat, this is huge for Lacy, man. 1 million subscribers. I remember when I first hit my million subscribers. It was the coolest thing ever and is probably still to this day one of the biggest moments of my life. Lacy, his wife hard. He fully deserves this. Go get him to 1:15:54 >> and make his day. >> Yes. Thank you, KSI. >> No worries, bro. >> Thank you. Hey. Hey, mate. I'll see you soon, mate. Beans on toast. >> Of course. Of course. Thank you so much. Take care. >> You, too. >> Oh, we just went up 200. We're about to hit it. Okay. Okay. We have We have called the Avengers. Rug, Mr. Beast, KSI, who else? Who else? Speed. Okay. Yeah. Let me call speed. Let me call speed. Let me call speed. Let me call speed. Let me call speed. [snorts] Call speed. >> The wireless customer you are calling is not available. Please. >> DND. >> The wireless customer you are calling is not available. Please try again later. Okay. Um, okay. 1:16:55 Uh, [ __ ] Do I have any other YouTubers? Do I have any other YouTubers numbers? I'm not calling Kai when he's live. [snorts] Logan. I don't have Logan Paul's number. Oh, I could call Deji. I could call Deji. Hold on. Deji. Wait. Oh my god. I'm so close. I'm dead ass. So close. Rug story is juicing me right now. Rug story is juicing me. Come on, Deji. Deji, pick up the phone, please. Deji, please pick up the phone. Deji, please. 1:18:05 No, Die. 1:18:14 Deji. >> Hello. >> Are you at the same >> Yeah, I'm with JJ, bro. >> [ __ ] you guys are together. [laughter] >> Can you please tell my chat to go sub to me? I'm 500 away. Subscribe to Lacy. Subscribe. >> Thank you. I'll stop bothering. I'll let you guys have lunch. >> If if you subscribe, I'll give them free chicken. >> You'll give him what? >> I'll give you I'll give you all free chicken if you subscribe to Ly right now. >> Free chicken. Okay. [ __ ] it. Sure. Okay. >> Hey, thank you. Have a have a good lunch or dinner. >> All right. Take care. >> Oh my gosh. Who else? Chat. Chat. Who next? Who next? Who next? Do I have any other big YouTubers? Do I know any other you? Oh my god. Arach. Arach. Arach, help me. Arach, help me. 1:19:22 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Look how close I am. Chad, is Joe Bar live? I don't want to call anybody who's live. That's cheating. [snorts] No. Arach. Arach, answer. Please pick up the phone. Arach. [snorts] No. Okay, let me call Joe Bart. Joe Bart, 1:19:58 please. Joe Bart, please. No. Joe. Joe, pick up the phone. Oh my god, it's going up. Oh my god, it's going up. 1:20:24 No, Job Bar didn't answer. Let me call Marlon. Marlon, pick up the phone. [snorts] Everyone unsub Kekqua. Yo, it's not funny. 1:20:52 Oh my gosh. Nobody's answering the phone. Nobody's answering the [ __ ] phone. Oh my god. I'm 400 away. I'm 400 away. 1:21:08 Holy [ __ ] guys. Unstop unstopping. 1:21:23 Call Ron. Okay. Yeah. Let me Ron's in the other room. Sure. Sh. Let me call Ron. He's literally in the other room. [snorts] >> Ron, >> hey Ron, this is Lacy. >> What's up? >> Can you tell my chat to sub to me, please? I'm 300 away. >> What? >> On YouTube. >> What? >> From a million. >> What? I don't even know what he said. Oh my gosh. Chesser. Chesser. Chesser. Chesser. Brother. 1:22:11 Oh my gosh. 200 away. I'm 200 away. I'm 200 away. >> Jesser, >> what's up, man? >> Hey, I'm on stream right now. You want to say hi to the chat? What's popping? >> Hey, say what's up, Jesser. >> Listen, I'm not going to take up too much of your time, but I'm calling all my friends that are YouTubers because I'm about to hit my first million subs on YouTube. >> Okay. >> Can you please send a message to my chat and tell them to answer and tell them to sub. >> Guys, what are we doing? We can hit the sub live on stream. You could be anywhere in the world, but you are watching this moment. This has been around for billions of years and you were born at the perfect time to witness a blessed. >> Thank you, Jesser. >> I'll see you soon. >> Thank you. >> Let's do it. When I'm back, when I'm good from surgery, let's do it. 1:23:12 >> Yes. >> All right. See you, bro. >> Thank you. Call clicks. Do I call clicks? Can clicks get it done? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. He's in a tournament. [ __ ] his tournament. I'm 100 subs away. 1:23:44 L clicks. Bro, why did it just go down? Oh my god. I'm 100 away. I'm 100 away. I'm 100 away. Click doesn't answer, bro. Oh my god. I'm 90 away. I'm not Who can give me the last push? Who can give me the last push? I don't have Roman Atwood's number, dude. Drew Wall Colton, thank you for the five gifted. I'm 50 subs away. Oh my gosh. Calling all the world's biggest YouTubers is about to get me to a million. 25 more. 1:24:45 Go. [screaming] Oh my god. 10 more. Five more. Yes. Oh my god. [screaming] [snorts] My first million YouTube. My first million on YouTube. We did it. Yo. Oh my god. Rug did it. I gotta call Rug back. I gotta call Rug back. >> [snorts] >> Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. It had to have been Rug's story. Rug, we did it, >> dude. Oh my. >> We did it, Rug. Your Rug, your story did it, >> dude. No, you did it. >> No, your story did it, >> bro. I love you, bro. Congrats. >> Thank you, Rug. Oh my gosh. 1:25:47 >> You deserve it. You deserve it, >> Rug. I'm about to get a plaque, >> bro. A one mil plaque, bro. One of the sickest things ever, bro. >> Oh, thank you. >> Again, fam. Next is 10 mil, though. Next is the diamond flag. >> 10. I guess I'm ever hitting 10 mil. >> No, you are gonna hit 10 mil. What are you talking about? >> Hey, may maybe in like 15 years, but uh Hey, thank you, Rug. I love you, bro. Dude, I love you too, bro. Good luck with the rest of the stream. >> Thank you, bro. Have a good lunch. >> All right. Thanks. Bye. >> Oh my gosh, bro. We hit a millie on YouTube. Yo, that looks crazy. Wait, I got to see it on my channel. I got to see how it looks. Oh, look at Drake. Does it say a million yet? One M. 1 M 1:26:47 Lacy 1 million subscribers. That looks sick. Yo, the vlogs have been paying off, bro. Look how many subs we've gained in just the last 30 days. 1:27:24 Wait, [snorts] how do I check the last last 365? Yo, 500k subs in the last year. 1:27:39 Oh my god. April 5th of 20 at on this exact day of 2023, I had 40,000 subs. Oops. 1:28:11 Yo, damn, bro. Big Millie. Hey, appreciate all y'all who subbed to me on the YouTube, all the people watching the YouTube stream. Shout out to everybody who watches the video. Shout out to Mikey who runs the entire channel and Drew who uploads the vlogs and thumbnails. Holy [ __ ] dude. A million subs, bro. A million subs. Now I can LAR being here before 1 mil. [snorts] Took, bro, five years to hit 1 mil, brother. It doesn't matter how long it takes you. It doesn't matter. That's that's part of the grind. It doesn't matter if it takes you 10 years to hit a mill, bro. That's part of the grind, bro. Finally hit his weight in subs. So, you think I weigh a million pounds? Are we [ __ ] serious? Are we serious? Wait, let's look at my first ever 1:29:12 YouTube video. 1:29:22 My first YouTube video six years ago. [music] 1:29:41 If >> you couldn't tell, I edited this myself. 1:29:56 Gucci knows. [music and singing] 1:30:12 Okay, that was my first ever YouTube video. Now, what was my first ever actual YouTube video? These were just all montages. What was my first ever actual YouTube video? 1:30:35 Lacy reacts to Lil Mu. Lacy reacts to Lakers being eliminated. 1:30:49 This was it. This was my first ever actual recorded YouTube. >> Oh no. Maybe it was this two years ago. Surprising my brother with a PC. >> Oh my god. >> $5,000. >> Bro, what are you doing? >> Look at this dude. I'm going to be surprising my brother with a $5,000 PC. >> All right, guys. I've arrived in Pennsylvania, traveled all the way from Dallas just to do this video. Tomorrow is my >> God, I was [ __ ] I was a monster. >> Brother's 17th birthday party. >> You had it. >> No, I said party. Tomorrow is my brother's 16th birthday. It's not his 16th birthday. It's his 17th birthday. Tomorrow is my brother's 17th birthday. You know, I had to go all out for him. get him his first ever PC. And this thing's a monster. >> I don't even like watching this, bro. >> It's a $5,000 PC. >> Someone just died. [laughter] >> Let's turn it on. I'm really excited, bro. Holy [ __ ] Thank you for giving me 1:31:51 the opportunity to be able to bless my loved ones, my little brother. Man, shout out to Paradox PCs, man. The link's going to be in the bio. It's almost the holiday, almost Christmas for a PC for Christmas. This is the place to get it. He's at square. He'll be home in about an hour. Basically the plan is >> classic Mountain Dew shirt. Classic. >> My mom right here. Say hello. >> Hi. What's up, Jit? >> Don't ever say >> don't I got ri. >> He's going to come home. My mom's going to tell him that there's a surprise in the garage. Like I said, he has no idea that I'm even in Pennsylvania at all. So, he's going to walk out, open his eyes, and see me standing. >> Okay, that was my Yo, this is crazy. first ever. Yo, I think how how many subs did I have at this point? November 10th, 2023. Oh my god. I don't even think I had 100K yet. 1:32:53 Oh my god. I had 47,000 subs at this point. I didn't even have I didn't even have 50,000 subs yet. 1:33:06 Hol. I bet he was terrified to take that blindfold off and see you. [snorts] Keep watching the video. Yo, what do you mean? This video came out three years ago. What do you mean keep watching? [cough] Damn, bro. Well, chat, that ass hit a mill. I hit a mill, bro. What's your most viewed video? I don't know. FaZe Clan gets high is my most viewed video with me, Jason, and Silky smoking. Oh my. Yo, all Why are my most popular videos just me getting high? 1:33:58 >> [snorts] >> One, two, three, four, five. Brother, all my most popular videos are just me getting higher gambling. >> [snorts] >> Interesting. Drugs and gambling cuz you're less annoying when you're high. What's your least viewed video? Probably. I mean, there's so Bro, you know how long it's going to take? What's that? Oh, I don't know. It's going to take so long. Take so long. Ladies, I don't know how to see it. 1:35:01 [cough] Bro has an account of sins. But hey, W1 Millie, bro. Will. Hey chat, I have a question. Do you guys think maybe maybe you guys could get me to 2 million right now? Not a bad shout. Maybe everybody drops a sub in the chat right now. We get to 2 million. Okay, I got it. Marlin on ESPN. >> Is bro ripping a Celsius? Marlin at game day ripping and taking a shotty of a >> Celsius. 1:35:49 >> [laughter] [laughter] >> Yo, Marlin, name one player. Yo, [cough] >> aura. >> Aura [snorts] lar of the year. Get this. It's way better. What is this? What did you just make me download? Whoa. 1:36:39 Molterino. It's literally just the same [ __ ] What's the difference? Oh, I can see pins. I'm not gonna lie. Anti-con, you're a [ __ ] nerd, bro. No, no, no. Like, genuinely, you're a nerd. Anticon, want to make your chatting experience better? Download that. Like, you're just a [ __ ] dweeb, bro. Who wants to make their chatting experience 10 times better? Download this so you can type in chat faster. Like, you're just a [ __ ] dweeb, dude. You're just a [ __ ] dweeb, bro. You can connect your YouTube chat. How? How do I do that? 1:37:36 How? 1:37:47 Wait, can I can I can I combine them? You click multi add Twitch add YouTube. >> Did you hit it? >> I hit it, Ron. >> Yeah, bro. Congratulations. >> Thank you, bro. >> That's a lot of subscribers. >> It's my first million. What's that? Oh, >> is this? >> Yeah. Is that a gift for me? >> A gift for you, bro. >> You brought me a gift that ass. >> Okay. Go ahead, bro. Open it up. You have a knife. Oh my god. You got You guys got me a gift. >> I got your gift. >> I know how much you play video games and >> No way. >> You know, why did I get you something while hitting the >> What is it, bro? No way. You got me a PS5, >> bro. A PS5 Pro, 1:38:48 >> bro. Oh my gosh. GTA the pro. [snorts] >> You dead ass got me a PS5 Pro. Look, look, look. If you look close enough, it's not [ __ ] for you. It's mine, bro. [ __ ] you. >> The [ __ ] is your problem? 1:39:09 Get me all excited and [ __ ] [snorts] 1:39:19 needed it for GTA 6. Yeah, I need one for GTA 6, too. I thought it was for me. That made me happy to see you sad for a split second. So, you're telling me if I do this right now, I can see my Twitch and YouTube chat combined? But how do I know who's whose? That's for that quote tweet, dick. Okay, nice. Oh, it says YouTube next to it. So from now on I can see Twitch in YouTube chat. 1:40:09 So I don't even need Chatarino anymore. I have this [ __ ] Wait, can I time people out in the YouTube chat too for spamming or? Not really. Pin this to taskbar. Yo, Anti Conor, are you like paid by them or some [ __ ] 1:40:39 Yo, can I time YouTube chat out? They just spam. Do I have any mods? 1:40:57 There's got to be like some type of slow mode or some [ __ ] we can turn on YouTube chat. 1:41:14 Nice. Nice. 1:41:25 Time me out, daddy. I I'm going back to my Twitch chat. I'm not I'm not gonna lie. I'm just not going to read the YouTube chat. Can I go slow mode? How do I do that? How do I do that? How do I go slow mode on my YouTube chat? 1:41:58 [snorts] >> [cough] 1:42:19 >> There's got to be a way. Does anybody have any [ __ ] like can is anybody in this chat useful? Can anybody help? [snorts] Put on slow mode. Yeah, but where? 1:42:44 Settings. 1:43:00 What 1:43:14 on your live stream page in YouTube studio? Yo yo call rums. calling Roms. >> Yo, Roms, what do I [ __ ] pay you for? >> What are you talking about, man? >> Can you f Can you please turn slow mode on the YouTube chat? >> I'm pretty sure it's on. Like, it's been on. >> It's on. Really? It's on. Oh, is it on? Rums, cuz I can't I currently can't even read my Twitch chat. >> Listen, I don't know if it's the or the flu, but you seriously got to calm down, dude. Can you please turn it on, bro? >> Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's on. Let me >> It's not the same people are spamming W's every second, >> dude. I I don't [ __ ] know. I don't use YouTube. I just go live for you on it. Um, hold on. Not seen slow mode here. Hold on. Give me just like two seconds. No, I don't know where it is. I'm gonna 1:44:16 be real. I can find it though. Like, I'll try I'm pretty sure it's on. >> [clears throat] >> You have to go to the live control room live chat settings settings and turn slow mod on. >> Yeah, see that's the thing. I'm on that and uh wait wait wait two seconds. >> Just useless. You're just [ __ ] useless. >> I'm not useless, man. What are you talking about, dude? >> Yeah. I mean like I it's it's lit like it's literally on like I don't I think it's just how it is. Like that's just how YouTube's like [ __ ] is for you like their [ __ ] Like I think it's impossible to fix. >> So you're telling me it's impossible to fix the same kid spamming W's for 10 hours? >> No, you [laughter] need to get we can get Well, we can add like you need to get mods. We just get mods for it now. Like we just you're just going to have to get mods, bro. Like look at them. They're all streaming [ __ ] dies, dude. Like what am I supposed to do about it? Like what do you want to do? Like the slow mode's on, but I can't stop the [ __ ] same seven retards spamming like the same [ __ ] They do 1:45:17 it every day. What do you want from me? [snorts] >> What are you thinking? >> So, >> look, it's that guy's birthday. Wish him happy birthday, dude. Don't be weird. >> Whose birthday is it? Today is my birthday. Yo, Ninja Rusher, happy birthday, D. Happy birthday, bro. I want to be I want to be able to have the YouTube chat open as well, but like I can't have it open when they just spam I am gay. >> Okay. Well, I'll find I can find mods for you to mod it. And then >> is there not is there not like chat settings so you can make it so like there's like a slow down or a slow mode or a cool down or like when they spam 10 times in a row they get timed out? Like anything like that or No. Yeah, I should be able to like I could probably add block I've added like block terms before, I think. So, I can just add a bunch of block terms and then you can try to like I'll just slowly build it up and then you can have it. >> Well, no. Block terms isn't going to do anything because then they can't type at all. 1:46:18 >> Yeah. I mean, I see a point there. >> So, you're telling me you did this? You have this slow mode on? You're a liar. You're a liar. >> I'm not a liar. Why are you calling me a liar? >> You're a [ __ ] liar. >> You need to relax. Uh I just remember Yeah. Here we go. I have a 60sec slow mode on. Do you want to see more? >> 60sec slow mode. >> Yeah. >> That doesn't even make sense. >> That's what it says. Dude, what do you want from me? Message like 60 seconds. >> Swear to God. I can send you a screenshot right now. It's a 60-second slowmo. Bro, I don't know how this YouTube [ __ ] works, dog. I'll be honest. It's the most It's literally the most platform ever. Like, I like It makes no sense. Like the slow literally says 60 seconds and like that's what it's set to. It's been set to the whole time. >> Doesn't even make sense. >> It's it's it's literally says it's message delay and it's slow. It says how long you want participants to wait 1:47:18 between sending messages. >> And it's just been automatically set to that. >> Okay. Yeah. Someone just said there's no slow mode. >> I It's I'm literally looking at it right now. It's been on It's been on ever since I've been like managing your YouTube [ __ ] >> His brain must not be on. Yeah. >> So now I'm just How am I getting called [ __ ] Like what do you want [clears throat] from me? >> So let me ask you a question. Okay. If there's slow mode on then then how can the how can the same people spam how is this guy spamming I'm gay over and over again. >> Bro, I don't know. It's YouTube [ __ ] Like it's I'm literally looking at it. I It's It's on. It's been on. Like I I have the it's set to what it said. I mean, I can try sending it to more and like messing with it. See if it helps. >> Did Charlie get hit in his head? Stop calling me Charlie Kirk, dude. >> Yo, just just try to just please try to figure it out. >> Okay. Yeah, I'll start messing like messing with [ __ ] so you can have YouTube >> or like maybe maybe if you know someone else who who like like runs someone else's YouTube stream. Ask them or some 1:48:19 [ __ ] >> Okay, >> let me go to let me Is Jinxy live on YouTube right now? Let me check Jinxie chats. >> I'm not agent, dude. I bro, you have to be 1:48:44 See, Jinxies, if you spam W too many times, it doesn't work. >> But yours are still going in. Like the first ones are still going through like the same way. No. >> Oh, wait. Never mind. Apparently, he doesn't have slow mode on his either. It's not just >> Oh, >> I think we just need mods, bro. Like, you're just gonna >> go [ __ ] yourself. >> A [ __ ] sack of [ __ ] [snorts] 1:49:16 Wait, I'm confused. Who's hosting the Carneada tonight? 1:49:29 Wendy and Jason. Okay. Get on the list. Your name. 1:49:48 Your name Lacy. Add a plus one. Drew Wall. Holy [ __ ] Burger. Think burger's getting put on a grill or some [ __ ] in there. 1:50:13 Hold on. Can this [snorts] You're going to get everybody sick? I'm not chat. It's not how that's not how sickness works. I'm not contagious anymore. 1:50:30 Who did I just confirm my RSVP to? Yo, am I on a [ __ ] list? I think I RSVPd. Oh, I have to download an app. Oh my god, I'm getting PTSD of this app. Someone used to use this app all the time. They had like a thousand party full invites. Lol. 1:51:08 It's pending. It says, wait, I'm not accepted. How many people are going to this? Holy [ __ ] There's a lot of people going to this carneasada. [snorts] Wait, do I got to get an outfit for it? 1:51:30 Okay, Drew, [screaming] text Drew and say, "Come upstairs." >> To Drew, come upstairs. Done. >> Yo, Lacy, why do you have ball hair? Like, what does that even mean? Wait, do I gotta finish? Did Chad, did I finish the thread or no? [snorts] Adapt stream soon. Uh, listen, dude. I don't even know when's the last time Adapt has streamed. 1:52:11 About to throw that thing on the grill. I'm about to throw that thing on the [ __ ] grill. I'm about to th I'm about to throw it on the grill. 1:52:24 What are you sending me, bro? >> Yo, is the dude behind you good? 1:52:37 >> Holy [ __ ] bro. >> What the [ __ ] >> I think we should call the cops. 1:52:49 saw all this. Rain agrees with Banks calling Stable Ronaldo, Lacy, Silky, and Jason the Wii ungrateful. >> Yes, I do find them to be uh ungrateful. I do agree with them with that because they don't realize that brother, you got to join the biggest name in gaming. It's like there's nothing close to Faze, but people know Faze outside of knowing who the people are. [ __ ] big and the entire revival of something that historic iconic was launched around you guys. You guys all existed before. Y'all could have made a group. I promise y'all not would be 1% of what you guys saw. X. So people always forget to hand them. I get it. Bangs did it to try to like you know his best efforts to revive Faze and his best efforts to do that. Thanks. 1:53:43 Wait, Lopey's in a movie. [cough and clears throat] Oh, this is smart. This is great test. Actually, >> if he makes this turn, he's [screaming] >> Wait, I might have to dead ass do this test in LA. >> Oh my god. I don't know. >> Drew, we might have to test this in LA cuz he tested this. Where is this? Probably Atlanta. >> What's this? What's this? >> Testing. What's faster, Uber Eats or Door Dash? >> Like order at the same exact >> order at the exact same time, same meal, same place to same address and see what's faster. Go. Journalism right here. Journalism. >> Huh? >> I sound cash both. >> Yeah. Jacob. >> Yeah. >> Nice to meet you, bro. >> Yeah, you too, man. >> Hey. Hey, man. How you doing? Thanks. >> All right. >> Hey, this for you. >> Hey, I really appreciate you, man. Thank you, bro. >> Chad W. >> Wait, this is great ideas, fan, I'mma have to do this. I'm dead ass going to have to do this. >> Wait, is there any other food ordering 1:54:43 apps besides those two? >> No, these are the two main ones. >> Wait, can we do GrubHub as well? >> Grubhub? Who the [ __ ] uses GrubHub? >> People use GrubHub. >> Who? >> I don't know. If there's a company, bro, if you're [music] a company or a brand or anything, if you want to sponsor the esports team, bro, we have Zero sponsors right now. FaceTime Jinxy. 1:55:18 [snorts] >> Yo. >> Yo. What's up, Jinxy? How you doing, bro? >> Dude, I'm just looking for this pirate token. >> Oh, hey, you're close. You're going to find it soon. >> Thank you, bro. What's up with you? >> Uh, nothing. I'm just reacting to some clips right now, and I saw a clip. You were uh looking for sponsors for your new R six team. >> Yes, bro. >> So, how much how much are you looking for? >> I mean, bro, like what are we talking? Like, I mean, anything could help, bro. Anything, bro. >> But like, what I what would it entail? Like, what if I if I wanted to sponsor the team, how like what what do I get in return? I mean, I'm not really an agent, but I think it would be like content, like promotion, product placement. You guys would probably be on the jerseys and stuff. >> Okay. So, >> serious, Lacy? You actually want to? >> Well, I mean, me and Clicks own Tab Caps and, you know, we would be down to maybe sponsoring. 1:56:21 >> Wait, what? Really? >> I mean, it's we we would have to figure out what exactly it would look like, but I mean, bro, [ __ ] it. >> Have y'all sponsored a team before? >> No, >> bro. Oh my god. Let's do it, bro. Let's do it, bro. >> Okay, let let me talk to Clicks. And I actually think I like Are How much are we talking though? Like >> um Well, what's your guys's like net worth in in tap caps? >> Our net worth? >> Like how much capital are we working with here? >> Capital? >> Oh my god. No. Um, like the valuation of the company. >> Yes. Yes. Basically, >> um, one sec. Let me talk to my lawyer real quick. Do I tell him a number way lower than it actually is so he goes cheaper? >> Or is that illegal? >> Um, so, oh, that's illegal. Okay. Not going to do that then. Not going to do that. Um, 1:57:22 so >> what? Oh, I was going to tell you a number way lower than the actual number. So then you so then you don't expect as much money. [snorts] >> Oh, well that wouldn't be illegal, bro. >> Okay. >> Looks like we're off to a good start, bro. >> No, no, no. I was just I was just cur I've never done this before. I was curious. Um I mean I would I would say the valuation of the company is around uh 25 30 mil. >> Wait, what did you say? >> Uh like uh like 25 to 30 million. Listen, we're in we're in we're in GameStop coming to another store very soon. We got a lot of like we got a lot of stuff on the way and I think that we could definitely put some money into this team and really help you guys achieve your goals and aspirations of becoming an established esports organization. >> Yeah. So, what are you looking for though? Like, do you want like the players to promote tap caps? Do you want to be on the jersey? Do you want like content pieces? 1:58:22 >> Be it on a jersey would be great. You know, just the players at the events having tap caps on their keyboards, you know, maybe clicking it in between games. You know, maybe we get like a big bright billboard of you holding a tap cap, clicking it like this that we could post all over socials everywhere. Um, that would be great. Honestly, >> uh, bro, I don't know if I could convince like my players to put tap caps on. to give them a competitive advantage, you think? >> Um, no, definitely not. Definitely not. But listen, we could actually figure something out. I'm being serious, >> bro. Actually text me on the side, bro. >> Okay, let me talk to Clicks and I'll actually text you. >> All right, bro. See you. >> All right. Peace, chat. I feel we could dead ass make something work here. We could dead ass make something work. Imagine we do a R six tap cap drop surrounding the event with Tap Cap sponsoring Jinxy's team. Come on now. It could be an exclusive drop with our six characters as tap caps around this event 1:59:25 and we sponsor Jinxy's team playing in the tournament. [snorts] Imagine a Jagger black ice tap cap as the rare one cinema. Is that not what it's called? Why are y'all saying pardon? Dude, I need clicks to answer. Bro, this is too big of a business opportunity for clicks to not answer. Like, let me guess how much you want to bet he's playing some weak ass tournament. 2:00:03 Big Biz Optinity need you to answer ASAP. Emergency. >> He has a 10minute delay on 12. >> I don't have key. >> Wait, why is he playing with polio? I thought he was trioing with Veno. All right. This guy has been spamming this Yoxic tweet for like 30 minutes. What is it, bro? Lacy receives his first 100K YouTube plaque. >> You remember your first subscriber card from >> Oh [ __ ] we [screaming] did it. Oh my god, >> bro. Just do PO like godamn. Can I not Can I not catch up on [ __ ] I haven't I haven't really streamed desktop and reacted to [ __ ] for 2:01:07 >> actually replying. Not much. What are you up to? >> Where are you [ __ ] sending me, bro? 2:01:21 Aiden Ross, who has spent over 4 million flying private, reveals he'll only fly commercial from now on. N yo choo I flew private Japan all my life I did. How much was it? It was like 400,000 I think. Listen >> what >> I'm telling you guys right now. I'm probably not going to fly private that much anymore at all. There's no point. The only time I'll fly private is if it's like a like a small enough town or city where commercial doesn't go directly to there. That's probably and I rarely do that. I'm not I'm I'm good, bro. Listen, I'm good. I'm really good, bro. There's no point. Literally legal. There's no point, bro. It's just not worth it. >> Well, I don't understand the difference between a private and and commercial. Already saw that. Should I click show probable spam? What could be in this? Well, my bday pass my baby turn two. What can I do for a moisite watch? Brother, you have a whole ass kid and you're asking me for a moisite watch. [snorts] Thank you, Lacy, for the tips on 2:02:22 packraw. I have started my gaming setup because of you. Oh [ __ ] Wait, that's actually cool. [snorts] I have this booger in my nose. I'm trying to get out and I dead ass. No, Chad. But it like hurts when I do it. Ow. 2:02:59 >> [snorts] >> saw all this. Saw all this. Oh, I forgot to also tell y'all. Um, Rainbed is also uh sponsoring a 25K uh sports card opening every single month for like So, we're going to have the sports card openings back every single month moving forward. You're pretty much just a bunch of slop. 2:03:36 >> The [ __ ] is this? >> Secrets every guy cannot. Number one, we love feet. I mean, seriously. [laughter] >> Number two, we just want cuddles. Please, mommy. I just want cuddles. Number three, we love surprises. >> You never catch me doing What is this Tik Tok from Kon? >> Yeah, [snorts] you look, you know, you look mad good, right? >> Okay. >> Yeah, you look, you know, you look mad good, right? >> Okay. >> What do you mean, okay? >> Yeah. >> Is it that time of the month for you? >> No. >> Cuz if it is, you know what I'll do to you? Like what? [laughter] 2:04:32 Oh no. No. What am I watching? What am I watching, [cough] brother? What is he saying? No, >> cuz if it is, you know what I'll do to you? >> Like what? >> I'm just No, I'm just I'm just talking to you. Yo, you look You know you I'm reposting that [ __ ] I'm already posting that [ __ ] [cough] [snorts] Oh my god. Wait. FaceTime Queson. Starting a FaceTime call to Quesan. >> Why do you follow Clab clips? >> I don't know. >> I don't know. >> Yo, Kan, >> what's good? >> I have a I'm on stream. I have a 2:05:32 question I want to ask you. >> What up? >> What on God's green earth is this? >> Right. >> Okay. >> What? What is this question? >> Cuz if it is, you know what I'll do to you? >> I don't know why this clip is like even a thing. >> Because [laughter] you you said, "Is it that time of the month?" Cuz if it is, you know what I'll do to you? >> Because I was playing GTA roleplay and mimicking. Remember the kid I brought to the named Benjamin Bucks. >> Yo, [laughter] there is no context that could save this. >> He has a [cough and clears throat] walks into the mouth or walks into his mouth. He goes, "Hey, you know you look mad, but I want to eat your [ __ ] on the period." So I was like mimicking him. Quesson, you're not even on roleplay, bro. You're just sitting on Discord full face cam. Look. >> No, I was on role play. >> No, you're just talking to a girl on Discord. >> I swear to God, I was on role play. >> Where's I don't see role play. I see full cam, >> bro. Cuz they [ __ ] clipped the full cam part. >> On my life, I was on role play. And on 2:06:33 my life, I was mimicking Benjamin Bucks. I don't need >> So this is what you be This is what my roleplay streamer of the year be doing on role play, >> bro. I [laughter] doing everything I can, but I better win this [ __ ] this year, >> brother. I just saw this. You dead ass said, "Is it that time of the month?" Cuz you know what I'll do to you if it is, >> bro? I know. I mean, by the way, you know what's so funny about that whole clip? That girl in the [cough] she was in the server. That girl like hates me IRL. Like, she's like one of those like deep intr girls who like, >> you know what I mean? No, I I I don't know what I don't I gotta get on this RP [ __ ] that you're on because this [ __ ] [ __ ] this is the type of [ __ ] you're doing. I'm trying to get in on this. [snorts] >> Uh well, you're not trying to get in on this. >> I think you'd get a call. I think Darla would be upset, >> brother. It's It's a video game. It doesn't count. [clears throat] >> I agree. Uh what's up, though? What are you doing today? >> Uh nothing. I'm just about to do a PO box opening. Um I'm going to a carneasada tonight, I think. 2:07:33 >> Really? Who's having a carne asada? Uh, Jason and Wendy, you want to come? >> Um, one I wasn't invited to. I think I'm gonna play a video game instead. >> Okay. All right. Well, I'll see you. I'll see you at streamer Awards. >> All righty, brother. >> All right. Peace. >> Later. Who just texted me? Oh, video game aka RP. Bro, I need to watch it one more time. This [ __ ] is insane. >> Yeah, you look you know you look mad good, right? >> Okay. >> What do you mean? Okay. >> Yeah. [clears throat] >> Is it that time of the month for you? >> No. >> Cuz if it is, you know what I'll do to you? >> Like what? [laughter] >> She was Yo, she Yo, she dead ass broke character. She dead ass broke character in RP because of what he just said. And you're probably wondering how does he save it. [snorts] >> Like what? >> I'm just No, I'm just I'm just talking to you. I'm just talking to you, 2:08:36 dude. [snorts] Oh my gosh, bro. That is hilarious. >> Well, we should start the PO. >> No, we should definitely start PO chat. Look how much PO we have. [ __ ] [ __ ] ton of PO. Actual [ __ ] ton of PO. Chad, should we start PO? Why do I follow this page? Unless I accidentally >> I want you to know I know you're probably missing my links in the thread. Just unblock me. Thanks. Oh, >> so cold. >> It's not cold, bro. I'm [ __ ] sweating. >> I'm [ __ ] sweating. Are you going to sponsor Jinxy? Well, I'm trying to call Clicks to see if he if he wants to to sponsor Jinxy, but it's not really looking good right now. 2:09:46 I'm new here. Why do you have pubes on your [ __ ] All right. Ready, Drew? I'm going to switch it. Let's do P. Let's do PO. [applause] Let's do P. Oh, no. I knocked over a drink. Hold on. Okay, let me get my chat open on my phone. Here we go. Here we go. You have a bald spot. Where do you see a bald spot? No, I don't have a bald spot. My hair is actually just growing in. You're just jealous of my hair. You're just jealous of my hair. [clears throat] [snorts] I see it. There's no bald spot. Uh oh. [crying] Uh oh. Play it back. Hesitate. Play it back. Don't hesitate when you go big time. Who knows that song? Chat. [snorts] Is it hot in here or is it just me? 2:10:47 >> Bro, it's freezing cold, >> brother. I'm like sweating. I think I have a fever again. >> Nice. [snorts and clears throat] >> Well, you probably will. >> Wait, actually, should I go to this carada? I'm not trying to get everybody sick, bro. [snorts] >> Wear a mask like a hazmat suit. >> You shouldn't [snorts] be decent and don't go. Well, I would just feel bad if I went and got everybody sick, bro. All right. All right. Ready, Drew? Run. Switch it. >> I'm not spreading the vir. Yo, this is a [ __ ] ton of stuff. Holy [ __ ] >> It's a lot of like smaller Amazon packages. >> Oh my god. >> It doesn't look like a lot, but like it's Bro, this is all tiny Amazon. >> Okay, ready, YouTube intro. Here we go. Here we go. What's good, YouTube? Welcome back to another video. We hit 1 million subscribers. So, thank you guys so much for a million subs. And to 2:11:48 celebrate, we have a special P. Box opening from all of you guys. All right. So, today we're going to be opening all the PO packages you sent me. And [snorts] the next PO box opening is going to be crazy because I will not be opening any packages you guys send me until Christmas. So, the next PO box opening I need y'all to go crazy for. I'm going to wrap them all in wrapping paper, place them under a Christmas tree leading up to Christmas, and then on Christmas, I'm going to do a Christmas PO opening. So, start sending me Christmas presents starting now. The PO box address is right here and down below in the description. >> Are you [snorts] losing your voice? >> I'm sick. Drew from me, bro. >> What do you mean am I losing my voice? I've been in bed for two days straight. [cough] Chat, just so you guys know, um, if you want to send me PO, it is pinned in the chat right now. I am not opening any PO until Christmas. Anything you guys send me, any Christmas presents, any jokes, 2:12:49 whatever it is, we're gonna have a professional rapper wrap all the presents and then we're gonna put it under a Christmas tree in my room leading up to Christmas and then on the last day of Cormis, I'm going to open all the PO box as like a little Christmas. All right, >> so I'm not going to lie, we might need that whole area might be full of presents. >> That's fine. We'll put a big Christmas tree in the back and we'll fill it up. Wait, did I just delete Cormis G? >> [clears throat] [cough] >> [ __ ] All right, here we go. Here we go. No way. You got Drake. What do you mean I got Drake? >> What does that mean? W leaker. Okay, here we go. All right, first package. Let's open it. This is It says two lace. I need I lowkey need my knife. I need my PO knife. >> I kind of just want to sit on the ground. I don't know where. >> I'm just going to sit on the ground with PO. I don't have a knife. No way. I don't have my PO knife. 2:13:50 >> Someone needs to send a new one. >> No, I need my PO knife. >> Screwdriver. >> [ __ ] it. Give me the screwdriver. Okay, here we go. First package is from Here we go. Here's the message. You should put this on a corkboard and scratch off every place you have visited or visit in the future. This is from Tate on Twitter. What the [ __ ] is a corkboard? What is a corkboard? What is this? 2:14:44 Whoa. Oh my gosh. It's a map of the United States. Oh no. Wait. Is that a map of the world? >> Holy [ __ ] >> It's a map of the world. So, you're saying I should I should put this on the wall and mark off every place I've ever traveled to? It's >> actually a cool idea. >> That's actually a great idea. >> I feel like we haven't traveled to that many places. >> What do you mean? We've been to Okay, let's look at every place we've been, >> bro. Look how big the [ __ ] map is. We have not been to a lot of places. >> No, we What do you mean we have not been to a lot of places? We've been to probably almost every state. We've been to Mexico. We've been to China. We've been to the UK. We've been to France. We've been to >> It's not even a dent. >> Where's Japan? We've been to Japan. We've been to Saudi. We've been to 2:15:47 >> That's pretty much it. >> That's what I'm saying. Not even a dent, right? >> That's still a lot of places, though. >> We've been to South Korea. >> Compare to the whole map. >> Been to a lot of places. I've been to Israel, chat. Okay. All right. Thank you for the gift, Tate. All right. Next up, the [ __ ] is this? To Nicholas Fosco. Yo. 2:16:20 Okay. Here is a model of your car. Do not open this from packaging. They stopped producing Matchbox cars after a certain year. This could be a cool collectible. From Jeremiah Booth78 in the Twitter community. Whoa. It's my AMG. >> Is it a SL63? >> Yeah, AMG SL63. It's not a S-Class though. What? Wait, this is sick. Wait, so I can't open this. >> You sh collect. >> All right, I won't open it. I'll keep it. I'll keep it. I'll keep it. I'll keep it. W. Jeremiah Booth. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Open it. He said not to. Okay, this is from Dhakan Barbara to Lacy fan mail. 2:17:22 Let's see. [snorts] Hold 2:17:36 on. Oh, okay. >> Okay. Very, very cool. Oh, we got a a big long note. Hey, Lacy. Don't know if you remember me, but I am the one who sent you Spider-Man Lego figure and the Venom drawing. My name is Beckan. I have been working out and working out and hard [sighs] L reader. Okay. Oh, what does that say? Working out in hard >> Ben is Ben. >> I think it's Ben E. >> Working out hard. Working out and hard been losing weight too. Just asking, did you ever sign the 2:18:36 back of my first letter? It was to you and Morlin. I asked you to sign. How is life doing with you? Hope you're good for you and Darla. Can you shout out my channel? Lolo Deckan, thank you. Sent you some stuff. Love your videos in Morlands, too. And one more thing, I've been getting made fun of in making fun of me. I kill it to Lacy with kindness. Always been killing it with kind. Killing him with kindness. Okay. >> [cough and clears throat] >> Hey, listen. Listen, Dak, that's what I like to That's what I like to hear, bro. Kill them with kindness. People are being mean to you. Just be nice to them. Yo, I need some water. Can you grab me a water? >> Do we have mask? I'm really not trying to get sick. >> Thanks. 2:19:39 >> Okay. [snorts] Okay. Um, yes, Dakan. I did sign it and send it back. It might have got caught up in the wrong mail, though. Okay. He sent me um some more Venom and Spider-Man uh Legos. [clears throat] Another Spider-Man Lego. Thank you, bro. Wow. Oh, he sent me another drawing. Okay. 2:20:11 >> Oh, wow. >> Okay. on the back of his homework. >> Is it Nudo? >> Hey, Dakan. Uh, instead of drawing pictures on your homework and sending it to me, maybe we should fill out the homework next time, buddy. Okay, fill out the homework. Mrs. Shepard cuts half of a piece of construction paper. She then uses 16th of the piece to make a flower. What fraction of the sheet of paper does she use to make the flower? Is that fifth grade math? Sounds about right. >> Okay. Hey, shout out to you. Shout out to you, bro. Thank you for all the cards in the figurines, dude. And listen, if people are being mean to you at school, just ignore them and keep being nice to everybody. All right. Next from Anna. Oh god. Oh, my throat is killing me. [snorts] YouTube, sorry if my throat's a little scratchy this video. I am very sick, but I'm still still got to get this video out to y'all. 2:21:12 From Anna to Lacy. Oh [ __ ] What is this? 2:21:27 Okay, chat. Oh, wow. Holy handwriting, chat. Yo, [snorts] Anna, you have phenomenal handwriting. Holy [ __ ] Hey, Lacy. I got you these necklaces, hoping I'd get the chance to give them to you while you were in Buffalo. Unfortunately, I didn't get to meet you, but I also didn't want to be another person crowding you and interrupting your segments or bothering you while you were just trying to eat. But I did get to witness you and Drew opening up packs at the card shop. It was honestly surreal. I watch your streams all the time on many types of screens, so seeing you in real life doing what you love was such a cool experience. Anyways, I tried. Sorry I couldn't give you these in person. Hopefully, they get to you this way. I also had a Logan Berry drink for you, but I can't mail that. I guess you'll have to come back. Thanks for visiting the 716 from Anna, your number one 2:22:27 lesbian fan. Oh, thanks, Anna. Wait, I have lesbian fans. That's pretty cool. Okay, let me see. Smells like candy. You said it smells like candy. >> Smells like candy. [snorts] 2:22:54 >> What the hell? >> The box. The box. >> What? >> Read the box. >> What does the box say? One of one vet. No way. I got a one of one vet chain. 2:23:13 Kai, what is this, bro? Kai, what? Okay, it's a [ __ ] It's not edible. It's not edible. W Kai send you the vet. One of one vet and it's a buffalo chicken wing chain. Wait, this is actually sick. [cough] Okay. One of one [screaming] chrome. No way. One of one chrome chain. Oh my god. Yo, these chains are sick. I got chicken wing chains. Thank you, Anna. [snorts] Wait, these are actually tough. These are actually tough. 2:24:16 Should I wear these to streamer awards? >> Yeah, they're tough. >> These are [snorts] actually so sick. >> Why' you ice them out? >> Should I get these iced out? No. I kind of like them like this, though. This is actually a peak chain. Okay, next package is from trade. Oh, it's from an LLC. >> Wait, I don't think this is for me. >> This has your name on it >> to Nolan. >> Who's Nolan? 2:24:59 >> [snorts] 2:25:07 >> This dude just [ __ ] send me a shirt with his Instagram. No, buddy. I see what you're trying to do with the little sneaky promo. I mean, it's a good attempt. Little sneaky promo. sending me a shirt in PO with your Instagram on it. But I have bad news, dude. I'm not wearing this. I'm not. Little sneaky promo. Straight to the trash. Straight to the trash. Okay, this is from AP the Cry. I'm guessing this is a brand because it has its own thing. 2:25:57 Okay. A hat. Pretty much broke hat. Maybe it's a Oh my god. Maybe it's AP watch. Oh my god, Chad. What if it's AP in here? No note or anything. Just straight condoms. Okay. Uh, Adapt's calling me. >> Yo, what's up, Adapt? I'm live. >> What's good? I'm just calling you back. >> Oh, uh, I was calling you to to tell you that I hit a million subs for the first time >> on YouTube. >> Yeah. >> Oh, congrats. >> Thanks, bro. >> Wait, that's lit. What the [ __ ] You get a plaque. >> I'm about to get my my million plaque soon. >> Wait, that's awesome. Congratulations, bro. For real. >> Thank you, bro. >> Hey, listen. I'm going to see you again tonight. Crack your [ __ ] again. [snorts] 2:26:57 >> What did you just And now I see Drew. Goodbye. Hang up so I don't leak. [laughter] >> I'm going to crack your [ __ ] again tonight. [snorts] >> Okay. I mean, you sent me socks that have his website on them. >> What's going on here? noticing a promo promo. Maybe it's a promo box today. What the [ __ ] going on? Yo, why would I want to wear socks that have your website up my ankle, bro? The [ __ ] is this [ __ ] >> I'll be honest. Everything else is from Amazon. Like, there should be no other pros. >> Okay. >> To Tubby. Yo, if you're going to send me PO, put my name on it. Don't say Tube Tubby. They might not know who it's going to. 2:27:52 What's good, Mr. Patreon? I got some new food for your big stomach from Devon. Package one of two. Like, why is Devon sending me be? I hate this guy, bro. >> I'm send you. 2:28:10 Wait, is this beef jerky? Is this beef jerky? Elk jerky, buffalo jerky, camel jerky, alligator jerky, boar jerky, and venison jerky. Wait, I got to try camel jerky. I've never tried camel jerky in my life. [snorts] Are these Is this human food? 2:28:54 Exotic jerkys. 2:29:21 So, you're telling me I'm eating camel right now? So, I'm eating camel jerky right now. 2:29:35 Hump day. Actually, [clears throat] not bad. I actually like it. It just tastes like normal jerky, chat. It literally just tastes like normal jerky. >> [snorts] >> Okay, this is alligator. Wait, I got to try the alligator. I don't think I've ever had alligator. Here we go. Oh, >> wait. Is this still How long has this been in there? >> Um, this is from the past like Pride month. Is there an expiration date on these? Wait, check. Can Can this go bad? I >> think you're good. >> But it looks a little Oh, it smells a little fishy. 2:30:50 Okay. Um, [snorts] honestly, it just tastes like a Slim Jim a little bit. Not the biggest fan of the alligator stick. Not the biggest fan of the alligator. Um, okay. Let me try buffalo. I've never had buffalo in my life either. So, let me try some buffalo. Is buffalo good, chat? Yes or no? [snorts] >> This is dog food. 2:31:28 What? Yo, Devin, if you sent me [ __ ] dog food, I'm going to freak out. I'm actually going to freak out if you send me dog food. I can't open the buffalo. All right, let me try elk. Let me try elk. I need like scissors or something. >> Wait, wait. I think I got the elk open. Is elk good? Wait, isn't elk just deer? Isn't this deer jerky? I [ __ ] love deer jerky. It does not say It does not say for dogs. Here we go. Let's try elk. I'm pretty sure elk is just deer. I could be completely wrong about that and very wrong. Okay, here we go. 2:32:33 Oo, very chewy. Very, very chewy. My boy Deku, thank you for the raid, Deku. Wade in the chat. I appreciate you, bro. Thank you for the raid. Oh, okay. I like the elk. I like the elk a lot. [snorts] Oh, I really like the elk. Oh, got a little kick to it there. Hey, Devin. Thank you, bro. I'm definitely actually going to eat these. If you guys didn't know, my favorite snack in the whole world. There's chips out there. There's candy. There's [ __ ] cupcakes, chocolate. My favorite snack is jerky. I love jerky so much. I don't know why. [snorts] Okay. [snorts] All right. Next package to Lacy himself. Max Win. This is a oneofone autograph in 2:33:37 some absolutely insane rookie. Good luck. 2:33:49 Oh, hold please. I need there to be I need this to be a max win. I need this to be a match win. Chat, let me know if I get any good players. Let me know. Brady House, Hank Aaron, Nolan Hoffman, Willard Aru, Zebie Matthews, Cade Cavali, Chase Midroth, [snorts] Cody Bellinger, Ben Joyce, Christian Walker, Lewis Castillo, Jordan Alvarez, Bryce Johnson, Alan Rang, Okay. >> Bunch of ba. >> Okay. Bunch of [ __ ] Bunch of [ __ ] But listen, we still have one more pack. [snorts] Hold a Pittsburgh Pirates National League card. 2:34:50 Chase meth. Cody Bellinger. Kaden Dana. Kyle Bradish. Freddy Matthew, Andrew Hoffman, Marcel Ozuna, Tatio, Robert Stephenson, Heas Sanchez. Oh my gosh. Is this an auto? Is this auto? I think I got auto. Bang. >> [snorts] >> Uh, Munaaka Murakami rookie card. Is he good? Is Munitaka Murakami good? [snorts] Is he good? Bang. [screaming] Max win. We got a a Munaka Murakami rookie card. 2:35:53 Nice. That's actually very good. All right, I got to keep this card then. Bet minus PSA. [snorts] It's a $20,000 card. Holy [ __ ] Okay, next [snorts] package to Nick. Yo, why do you guys send packages with my real name on it? Who's it from? Who's it from? Who's it from? Wait, is there a letter? Enjoy your gift from Ashlin. 2:36:39 What the [ __ ] 2:36:57 Um, boys, why am I getting knives in my PO box? Why are y'all spamming dloved? [snorts] 2:37:21 >> Seriously, chat. So y'all got jokes. So y'all got jokes today, huh? So y'all got jokes today. Y'all got jokes this be opening. Isn't that right? Oh, you sent me three. We have a little knife, a medium knife, and we have a big knife. Okay. [snorts] Okay. [cough] Drew, you g me that uh toilet paper real quick. Chat, I know this is about to be disgusting. I'm sorry. Just bear with me, okay? We all get sick in life. It's not disgusting to do something a little disgusting when you're sick. Okay, let me be. [snorts] [cough] [clears throat] Oh, [sighs] [snorts] 2:38:11 [sighs] okay. Okay. I'm not a monster. I'm just sick. Listen, I'm sick, but I'm still here, bro. I'm a number one grind. Why is this open? It >> was in the back of the truck for like three weeks. Why is this open to Lacy Goldstein? That's not my last. My name is not Lacy Goldstein. 2:38:51 Shalom from Mango, your Twitch VIP. 2:39:02 My real name did not get leaked. My name's not Lacy Goldstein. What is this? Oh, it's a cool little sign to hang up on my like behind my stream. 2:39:21 Um, guys, guys, listen, boys. I appreciate the PO and the gifts, but can y'all not send me [ __ ] Like, like, what is this, bro? I'm not hanging this up in my stream. I'm not hanging this up anywhere. It's going like, what are you sending me? Maybe you could like hang it like in the back of your [ __ ] and then start opening chests. You might get a chest. >> I'm not hanging it anywhere. I'm not giving it to Ron, bro. It's not from my family heritage. I'm not Jewish. I'm literally not Jewish. I don't know where this narrative came from of me being Jewish. I'm not Jewish. What What are you sending me? 2:40:15 All right. This is from Joey to Lacy. Nice little package here. 2:40:28 Cool. Okay, we got some cards. Okay, we have a Derek Anderson card. Okay, very cool. Very cool. Dererick Anderson. Uh, let's just go through the Pokemon. Okay. 2:40:52 Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Um, so Joey, did you open a Pokemon box and send me all the shitty scrap pieces? What? What the [ __ ] is this? This is not a good collection. He just sent me 15 eyeballs. 15 basic energy cards, bro. Probably pulled a Charizard or a [ __ ] Pikachu and just sent me all the basic energies. >> What is a Charizard? >> Huh? >> What's a Charizard? >> A Charizard. It's like the good the good the good uh the best the best card. L ungrateful. All right. Yo, my bad. Yo, Joey, thank you so much for all the basic energy, bro. I really appreciate all the basic energy that you sent me. Genuinely, thank you so much, dude, for all the basic energy cards. Thank you. And then he sends me a Derek like like who even is this, bro? Who is Derek Anderson 2:42:00 for Coco from Leila? So Coco's getting gifts, but I'm not. Nice. Okay. 2:42:16 Okay, so Coco gets an entire toy box. How did Devin send me the best gift so far? Out of all people, Devon sent me the best gift. So, Coco just got 15 new toys to play with and I'm getting 15 basic energy cards and and [ __ ] chicken wing chains. Wow. Okay. Oh, wow. Donut. That looks good. Okay. I'll make sure I'll make sure to give these to Coco. I will dead ass make sure to give those to Coco. I'll put them over there. All right. Next gift. Oh, this one looks cool. [cough] From Trinity to Lacy, 2:43:12 your body is tea. Thank you. Okay. Wow. Too lacy. Is that a Milo sticker? Lacy, I hope you like the art I sent. I worked really hard on it. I was wondering if you could send me a tap cap. I tried looking at my GameStop, but they were sold out. If you could, here's my address here. Drew, hold on to this. >> They're online. >> Oh, wait. Yeah. Uh, Trinity, you can get them online. You can get them online. >> It was probably sent before they got >> Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts, facts, facts. Oh, very cool art. Wow. Thank you, Trinity. That's very, very, very cool art. What is this? Oh [ __ ] 2:44:18 That's sick. Oh my gosh. Another Wait, this one's like This is like heavy. >> Wait, that is sick. >> Core NMS Flock Thugs SLG M3 stable. >> This is tough. Yo, this actually sick. Wait, this is great art. Why'd she make you skinny? She didn't make me skinny. That's just what I actually look like. Wait, this is actually really cool. And it's on like a piece of wood. Wait, I got to hang this up somewhere. AI slop. How is this AI slop when it's hand painted? Like, you're just a hater, bro. Thank you, Trinity. Those are actually so cool. Thank you. W Trinity in the 2:45:19 chat. W. Trinity. Okay. To Lacy from O Summer. Oh god. 2:45:38 Here are some Italian candies from summer. Oh, Italian candies. 2:45:54 Whoa. What is this? Caramel Ripian Consugo diarumi filled candies with citrus fruit juices. What? I'm going for the strawberry one. >> They're hard. >> They're It seems like they're hard candies. Actually, I'm going to go for the orange. I'm going to go for orange. And the fat get fatter. My god, it actually it actually looks like an orange. 2:46:46 Wait, it's like a jelly in the middle. These are gas. Thank you, Summer. W Summer, thank you, bro. >> Wait, you go on desktop real quick so I go grab my mask. >> What? >> My mask? >> No, do it after the whole purpose of wearing >> You've already been sitting here for 30 minutes. >> All right, bro. 2:47:25 from Joshua. Okay. 2:47:35 Enjoy your gift for your new car from Joshua. What is this? The cabin learns to breathe. 2:47:56 What is this? 2:48:13 Wait. Citrus cologne, soft woody cologne, or lime green cologne? 2:48:32 Wait. Oh, wow. >> Strong. I feel like I wasn't supposed to open this. It's super strong. >> Wait, how is your cologne? >> Wait, it's a magnet. >> I think you put it like this and then put it in like the little rim thing of your car >> and it lets off a scent. Am I right? Smells good. >> Chad, is that how you do it? 2:49:15 That's cool. Thank you. Thank you for the car fresheners. Thank you, bro. Oh my god. That's actually a W gift. That's actually a W gift. All right. Whoa. It's kind of heavy. This is actually heavy as [ __ ] It literally just says two lacy PO. Use these for when you and Silky hotbox the Lamborghini from Leo. 2:49:53 The [ __ ] is this? 2:50:02 Oh, I'm going to put it on the grill. I'm going to put it on the [ __ ] grill. 2:50:12 Ooh, odor eliminator gel. What's it smell like? >> Wait, gel? >> Where are we meant to put it? >> Just like open it in the car. Oh, this one smells like [ __ ] Okay, I think you just I think you just take this cap off and that's it. Okay, thank you, Leo. Grown ass man sending me gel pads in a PO. Oh, brother, got a job, kid. [snorts] Uh, this is to Lacy Jackson. What? What the [ __ ] is Lacy Jackson? 2:51:08 is there any like God often uses our deepest pain as the launching pad of our greatest calling. 2:51:30 Okay. Okay. Nice little notebook. Little Oh, it's a journal. M. Okay. Okay. I wish I had a pen to write in it. Let me see. I could do it with a knife. 2:52:03 D R E >> writing my name >> W. What's today's date? 11. >> What are you doing, bro? You're writing a [ __ ] spell. >> 20 seven. >> Bro, stop writing a spell. >> Congratulations. You're in my death note, Drew. [laughter] >> Call me light yagami 2:52:44 to the tubiest I can. So, I got in a package to Tubby and now to the tubbiest. Hey, Tubs. Got you a present again from Devon. The [ __ ] is this? Made in China just for you. 2:53:24 So, you sent me a box that when I open it springs up a middle finger. Like, yo, I'm not gonna lie, bro. [ __ ] you, Devin. Like, why? Like, why would I open a box? Did you 3D print this? Dude, this is dead ass 3D printed. 2:53:53 Yo, bro. I'm going to buy a [ __ ] muzzle. I'm going to buy a muzzle. 2:54:09 [snorts] Next from Riley. 2:54:26 >> W Drew. These are for you. I love you from Riley. >> Oh, nice. Some snacks. Snacks. Oh, holy [ __ ] Spooky edition. Oh my god. >> So, no. So, let me get this straight. >> Spooky edition. >> Drew gets a [ __ ] package of Mike [screaming] and I. >> Yes. >> And I get a middle finger in a box. >> This is what I get. Like, nice, dude. >> Bro, we got to try them. We got to try them at least. >> Sour spooky edition Mike and I >> and they're fat free. >> Where the [ __ ] does it say fat free? Oh, perfect. That means they're they're protein [snorts] >> protein mices. >> Wait, let me let me grab them first. >> I'm just going to pour them into your hand. 2:55:28 >> Pretty soft. >> Pretty good. >> Yeah, that's pretty good. Here you go, Drew. >> Thank you to Nicholas Fosco. 2:55:59 Hide. Not Oh, here we go. Here we go, bro. Like, here we go, dude. This [ __ ] dude. Ding-dong man. [snorts] Hide not the colors of thy heart, nor fear the feelings dwelling there. For every piece that makes thee whole deserves thy love, thy truth, and thy care. From ding-dong. You just cast a spell on me. What the [ __ ] is this? This is not a toy. What is it? 2:56:56 What the [ __ ] is this, dude? [clears throat] Put it on. Wear it. I'm not. [snorts] You know the rules. You got to try it on. Hey yo. >> [sighs] >> Hey, it's a red thong. >> No pants. Yo, if you think I'm getting butt naked, taking my dick out, and trying this [ __ ] on, you got to be [ __ ] up, dude. >> Wait, what's the what's the strap on the back for? >> Yo, what is this for? >> Is it like a overall? Hey yo, 2:57:56 >> what is that, bro? Like, I'm not even trolling. This [ __ ] is so weird. Like, you guys are so [ __ ] weird, bro. Like, what even what are you sending me? [screaming] I'm not tightening it. I didn't know what this did. Dude, this looks insane. >> [sighs and gasps] >> Yeah. Yeah. Y'all y'all got me [ __ ] up. No, y'all got me [ __ ] up cuz y'all know it's a rule. I have to try everything that gets sent in PO. So, you're sending me thongs. Why are you sending me a thong, dude? All right. Next up, [snorts] no shot. Who's this from? 2:58:57 Who sent this? Get your protein in fatty from Lacy Clipping Zero. No way. 2:59:12 Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. A bunch of mini beef jerky packs. Boy, it's a max win. Yo, I just got done saying how beef jerky is my favorite snack. Seven grams of protein per pack. Not a bad shot at all. See, this is what I'm talking about. This is good [ __ ] right here. This right here is good. Fortnite tweet. What a Fortnite tweet. >> No way. >> What a Fortnite tweet. >> What? >> One guy. >> Fortnite status tweet. 3:00:13 You asked for it. You asked for info on drop rate. So, here's how it works. The new treasure this season is found in chests like other items. Every time you open a chest in a normal net match, here's how likely you are to find the treasures. The pirate shop access is one in every 137,000 chests. 3:00:45 I like how they twe after Ron gets it. >> Holy [ __ ] 3:00:55 That's crazy, bro. The weekly golden outfit is one in every 1,500,000 chests. 3:01:14 Yo, [cough] that's crazy. All right, back to the PL. [snorts] Okay. This is from a guy named East Buckine. Could you I'm not gonna lie, bro. Like, thank you for the PO. I really appreciate it. But could you imagine having a kid and naming him Eastston Buckine? If my parents named me Eastston Buckine, I actually would like have like a eternal grudge against them. 3:02:14 Oh, he sent a long ass letter. Holy [ __ ] Hi, Lacy. My name is Eastston Buckantine and I'm from Minnesota. I wanted to reach out because I get bullied every day because of my name. >> Wait. Oh my god. Hold on. Be careful. The back. The back is 3:02:44 there's no way to access this. Oh my god. Oh god. I didn't mean to leak his phone number. [cough] Oh god. [snorts] The Lakers jersey. I was going to do number 15, like your high school number, [snorts] cuz I do not know your favorite number, and I know you're probably [ __ ] sick of 67, but I picked number five because the internet said the number for the name Lacy is number five. The cards I got you were some of your favorite teams and players and Silver Surfer for Marlin. I thought these were some cool personal gifts. I am writing this part mostly importantly because I want to pursue my dreams of being a professional streamer and make it big and prove myself and prove everyone wrong that hates. This is all I want to put my 100% into and never quit so I don't have to do a dumbass 3:03:45 college and work a 9 to5. Not saying college is dumb for everyone, just in my opinion for me. That's fairs. That's fairs. I promise I'm not obsessive like other people. I'm just an 18-year-old that wants to put my all into streaming and never give up. Please, [snorts] I'll do anything. I have I have 15K if you want any. I don't need I don't What? Oh, phone numbers on the back. Okay. Please don't read that part out loud. So, okay. So, so why would you 3:04:31 How am I an idiot when it says don't read out loud at the end of the paragraph? Okay. 3:04:57 Please read everything on the paper, Lacy. Please. I'm begging you. The paper looks longer than it is. Please read the whole thing. [snorts] I did, bro. I did. We both love sports cards. I buy and sell them a ton. My handwriting's ass. Please text me. Okay. 3:05:34 Hold on. We got some cards for Marlin. Okay, we got a card for Marlin here. What is it? Whoa. Wait, is that a Oh, wow. Some silver surfer cards for Marlin. Okay, let me wrap these up in a rubber band so I can make sure to give them to him. Okay, [snorts] next. These are for me. Oh, these are all graded. Wait, what the [ __ ] A PSA 10 Antonio Brown rookie card. >> [snorts] >> What the [ __ ] Wait, this actually has to be worth a lot, right? It's not fake. It's 2010 score PSA 10 3:06:36 Antonio Brown rookie. 3:06:45 A Luca Donuch PSA 10 instant panini card. [snorts] What the [ __ ] How much dollar is this? 3:07:13 A LeBron James PSA 10 breakaway card. Yo, these cards are sick, dude. These cards are sick. 3:07:41 Bro, these are my favorite play. These are like my favorite players. I mean, not LeBron, but Luca and AB. [cough] Thank you. Thank you, Eastston. Okay, next up we have a jersey that he got me. This is also from Eastston. 3:08:18 Lakers custom lacy number five jersey. Yo, NBA authenticated custom Lakers lacy jersey. What the hell? [snorts] Call him. What? Call him and say what? What do y'all want me to like? What do you want me to say when I call him? Thank you. Okay, let me call him. Let me call him, bro. Let me call. 3:09:15 Like now my number is out there because of chat, bro. 3:09:31 Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. >> Damn unlucky. >> [ __ ] GG. Gee, G. Chat. Missed. Missed. Missed opportunity. [ __ ] Yo, this actually sick. Yo, Eastston, thank you, bro. >> Flip that paper. >> W Eastston in the chat. W Eastston, let me put this over here. >> There's still some, man. >> There's Yeah, there's still some a good amount of packages left. Okay, this is from Absolute. Where's my knife? 3:10:31 What is this? [cough] >> [snorts] >> Enjoy these Swedish cheese balls. They're made with actual real cheese from Absolute. 3:10:50 What? 3:10:59 Real cheese balls. 3:11:17 scared. >> So annoying. Like, it's just annoying, bro. Like, what even is this? No. No. Like, please tell me what the point of that was. Get me excited that you send me cheese balls. You know I love food. You know I love cheese balls. And then a [ __ ] it's a prank where now I have no [ __ ] cheese balls. Now I have no cheese balls. [snorts] Like thanks a lot, bro. [ __ ] you. Absolute. And then the chat's just like this dude this dude is just om3ing. [sighs] Enjoy your gift from Leila. The [ __ ] is this? [snorts] Tiny hands. 3:12:17 [ __ ] 3:12:26 I don't get it. 3:12:45 Is is this what is Am I doing this right? You have to have a hoodie on. >> [snorts] 3:13:35 [screaming] >> We can see your hands. >> You suck at this. >> [ __ ] you, Rosie. I don't understand it. [cough] [clears throat] >> Did I do it wrong, >> son? >> Pushing 40 playing with toy hands. 3:13:59 No way are those real. >> See, someone believed it. >> Someone believed it. 3:14:16 >> Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Please keep trying to do the golf channel idea once your leg heals. I love watching golf content. A pro golf club brush and some TE's. Wait, it didn't say Oh, from Alyssa. Thank you, Alyssa. Listen, once my leg is fully healed and I can golf again, I will be doing the golf channel. I will. I just have to wait till I can golf again. God knows how long that's going to be though. Thank you. Why are y'all saying cap? What happened to at the tea? Oh, I don't know. Maybe I got knee surgery. 3:15:14 Oh, no. I just cut [snorts] the [ __ ] thing. No, I cut the letter. Oh, here we go. For your new Tami, thank you for being my favorite streamer from Savvy. Oh my god, this is so sick. Oh my god, this is so tough. A Spider-Man pop keychain. Yo, wait. Give me my keychain. Wait. Thank you, Sav W. Savvy Banana. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait. >> Wait. Why did you take it off the thing? >> So I can put it on this one. >> Yeah, that's so tough. We got the Lambo Keys with a Spider-Man and a tap cap. 3:16:15 I don't care if I'm a grown ass man. I still like Spider-Man, bro. [ __ ] you. Thank you, Savvy Banana. That's sick. Wait, put that over there. Thank you. 23. I don't care, bro. I don't care if I'm 23. I like Spider-Man. 3:16:38 I might have to move to a chair. Love your streams and YouTube video content. I saw you got a new car. Keep this in your frunk at all times to be safe. From Kiki. What is this? 3:17:06 Medit. >> Oh [snorts] [ __ ] It's a real life medkit. Very cool. Thank you, Kiki. Oh [ __ ] Chad. I'm sitting up and I'm moving to a chair. So, I think I'm not getting enough oxygen down on the ground. >> What? >> What? I'm serious. I think I'm not getting enough oxygen cuz I'm all the way down on the ground. So, I'm moving to a chair. [cough] Okay. W Med kit. I'm going put that in my car. All right, next up we have from Viv Viviana. Yo, there's so many girls that send me PO. Shout out to all the ladies in the chat. What the [ __ ] From Vietnam. Oh [ __ ] 3:18:08 A new pop. A Funko Pop. A Iron Man Mech. It's a Iron Man bobble head. >> A bobblehead Funko. >> Yeah. >> Look. Iron Man Mech bobblehead. Wait, should I check if the head actually bobbles? 3:18:33 Yo, I didn't even know they made Funko Pop bobbleheads. 3:18:51 I lowkey want to keep it out of the out of the package. >> Wait, is this suction on the bottom? >> Yeah. Yeah, it has or No, I think it's just a stand. Look, chat. Iron Man bobblehead. You feel that on my desk? [snorts] Thank you, Viviana. All right, [clears throat] next package. This one is to Lard Whale. Like, how? Okay. No, no, no. Serious question. How are these packages even getting to me when my name's not even on the package? What do you think the post office thinks when they see Oh, it's another package. Oh, Lard Whale. >> Like send a package to Lard Whale. >> Maybe use this to actually become a good streamer from Mark. How to become a pro streamer. There's no way this is an actual book. Who? Like, who wrote this, bro? [snorts] 3:19:54 Read the first page. >> Howard T. Coward. Yo, Howard, you're not a streamer. How can you write a book on how to become a streamer? I [snorts] should write a book on how to become a streamer. Let me read the first page. 3:20:13 Understanding the landscape, chapter one. Game Streaming has transitioned from a niche hobby to a multi-billion dollar industry in just over a decade. Boring. 3:20:31 You hand me that toilet paper real quick. Chat, if you don't like the sounds of pigs, mute the stream right now. [sighs and gasps] [snorts] Why are [snorts] you so good at that? >> What? >> That sound. >> Uh cuz I'm trying to get fleg to This is from Joey to Lacy. 3:21:18 You don't know how to read that? >> I don't know how to read that. >> Oh, it's not that bad. Start here socks because in the last PO opening start here are socks to become in the last PO opening. You thought someone sent you some know here is so my >> these are your viewers bro >> that be Joey man 3:22:08 himself >> I I hope he knitted them himself and these are not warm socks. >> [snorts] >> They They're either worn or knitted. >> They look a little dirty on the bottom. >> Little smell test. >> I can't smell. Are these gameworn socks? >> Yo, bro, there's dead ass [ __ ] in them. >> I think these are gameworn Joey socks. 3:22:49 Yo, Joey, thank you. These are not his first tug, bro. Yo, Joey, thank you for the game warning socks, man. I really do appreciate the game worn socks. I do see a little bit of [ __ ] going on in the sock right here. So, he definitely wore these outside. Um, thank you for the game worn socks, Joey. Thank you. [snorts] You did ask for fuzzy socks. >> I did ask for fuzzy socks. I didn't mean game worn by someone else, but okay. Uh, this is from Basher Jo. Okay. 3:23:37 Hey, Lacy. Just wanted to say I love your content and your positive attitude in life. You are truly an inspiration. You're my cozy comfort streamer. I'm surprised you weren't nominated for cozy game streamer because everybody who watches your streams know how cozy you are. You're always so positive and never yell at the chat. You're just so cozy. 3:24:04 Oh god. Okay. Nice little uh pants here. All right. I'm guessing this is your brand. So, hey, shout out to your brand, bro. Shout out to your brand. Nice sweats, dude. I'll definitely wear these. I'll definitely wear those. I'll put that over there at the wear stuff over here. >> Yeah. Jersey. [snorts] This is from from from Robert Oh no. >> What? >> Can you grab me that? >> What? >> Behind the monster can. >> Yeah. Thanks. Where's my toilet paper? >> No, I need it. Yeah, that piece is fine. Give me that piece. It's not used. 3:25:06 Thanks. It's not a [ __ ] vape break, Chad. Give me one sec. 3:25:18 >> [snorts] >> What do you cook? [sighs] 3:25:31 [snorts] >> It's not a bump. >> That'd be kind of fire if someone invented that. Like one of those, but like it squirts coke into your nose. >> They have it. Yeah. >> It's a lot easier than just doing a normal Okay, this is from Robert. 3:26:06 >> I don't package >> think this is for me. 3:26:20 Mail order pharmacy Robert H. Allen Allen Drronate last name. >> What is Alenronate? >> Yeah. [snorts] >> What is that? 3:26:54 It's illegal to open other people's mail. Well, guess what, buddy? It was in my [ __ ] mailbox. [snorts] What is What is Allenate 70 milligrams? Did someone just die? Hold on. I gota ask Grock. Grock. [cough] Hey Grock, what is the prescription medication alendronate 70 mg for? >> Alenronate 70 milligrams is a weekly bisphosphinate. It's mainly prescribed to treat or prevent osteoporosis in post-menopausal women and also for osteoporosis in men. It works by slowing down bone breakdown so density holds up better over time. It's also sometimes used for page disease of bone. One thing worth knowing, you have to take it on an empty stomach with a full glass of water. >> So what does it do exactly? What does it do? >> It blocks the cells that chew up bone. 3:27:55 Your body is always breaking down old. >> When do you need to use it? >> Usually when a bone density scan shows osteoporosis or osteopenia with real fracture risk. after. >> Wait, I feel bad for Robert. 3:28:17 Poor Robert probably broke his bones or some [ __ ] Wait, are we're PO Box 8831, right? I mean, listen, brother. This is not my fault. If the [ __ ] if the if the PO box put someone else's mail in the wrong package, if they put the the package in the wrong mailbox, that is not my fault. [snorts] 3:28:51 [snorts] When was he supposed to get this? Oh, [ __ ] Oh, this is not good. What was it? >> Robert might be gone. Order num order date was 92926. Was two months ago, >> brother. Oh, rest in peace, Robert. Dude. [snorts] Okay. Um. Okay. Isn't this a huge hippo violation? Yo, it's not I It's not my fault [cough] if the [ __ ] mail place put someone else's package in my mailbox. [snorts] 3:29:52 [snorts] It is your fault. How is that my fault? Max win. [screaming] Oh my god, an entire box of cookies. # gain the weightback fatty. Oh my god. You guys know the rules. Got to try everything in the PO. [clears throat] >> [snorts] [snorts] >> What do you mean? Of course, you have to try everything in PO. Those are the rules. 3:30:50 >> [snorts] >> You didn't try Robert's medicine? Yeah, cuz I'm not trying a random medication, bro. I don't know what it's going to do to me. Does it look like I have [ __ ] osteocsychosis? No. Actual gas cookies. Those are Dude, there's still so much. >> I told you. >> I really know that big >> this one. Should we open it now? Oh my god. >> Right. It's not like perfectly flat. So I don't know if mail or what. >> What is this? >> Holy [ __ ] It's kind of hard to cut. >> Careful. Wait. What if it's like art or something? >> It's fine. I'm only cutting the tape. 3:31:45 >> Chad. What do y'all think this is? 3:32:00 [snorts] Has to be a PS5. How? Hold. 3:32:19 What is it? It's It's definitely a painting of some sort, but shape. >> Yeah, it's a different shape though. [cough] 3:32:34 Wait. All right. They're heavy. Try to Oh, no. >> Wait. Okay. >> Whoa. I don't think it is. But what we think it is? >> What >> the [ __ ] is this? Okay. Holy [ __ ] Hi, Lacy. I'm the owner of 32 Junk Removal in Los Angeles. I upcycle wood I receive and turn them into custom art pieces. I made you this oneofone Kobe Bryant painting. My Instagram is my ugly happiness. Let me know if you're interested in any other pieces. 3:33:37 >> What? So he takes wood and makes art out of it. 3:34:01 What? Oh my god, brother. What? This is sick. 3:34:30 Trying to get all this extra like stuff off. >> [snorts] >> Yo, this [snorts] is so cool. Yo, that is so sick. That is tough. It's when Kobe had the afro. Oh my god, that's so sick. Frame it. How am I going to frame wood? That is so [ __ ] cool. Yo, thank you, bro. Oh my god. So, he dead ass gets like scrap pieces of wood from junkyards and makes art out of them. This is actually sick. 3:35:31 Wait, can you put it over there, Drew? It's really heavy, actually. to hold one arm. That is so cool. Oh my god. Ask him to make a cheeseburger. Why would I want a cheeseburger art? 3:36:07 >> [snorts] [panting] [snorts] >> two. Nick Fos, where' my knife go? Uh >> oh, I see one right there. >> I don't want that big one. >> You want a big knife? >> I'm a four. Chat, stop saying ew to blowing my nose. >> You don't need a knife to open that. >> Ah, what is this? See how dirty your room is? 3:37:02 Blue light. Is this a blue light, chat? 3:37:20 I don't have batteries. >> Wait, we might have some batteries in this. I'm pretty sure. What type of battery is it? Oh, it's a big one. I don't have these batteries. Oh, no. It's double A. >> I want to check the closet. >> Yeah. 3:37:45 >> Bro has stains for sure. No, I don't. Where would the batteries be? >> In here somewhere. >> Well, obviously in here somewhere. >> In that on that shelf somewhere, maybe. I swear someone sent me batteries. >> I know. 3:38:09 >> Oh, wait. Maybe over here. >> I don't have any batteries, bro. >> Bro, we had so many. >> No, man. >> Wait, did you check the other basket with the hammers and [ __ ] >> I don't have any batteries, chat. >> You don't be looking for [ __ ] bro. Like you even try to look. >> Oh, these are batteries. >> That's the right type. 3:38:45 >> Oh, [ __ ] This is always so complicated. >> Yeah. Why is it like this? 3:39:11 flat side goes on the spring. No, it doesn't. It's opposite. 3:39:38 I read what it said. Look, it's going to work. 3:39:51 Oh, it's cuz I did this wrong, maybe. [cough] There we go. Must 3:40:07 be broken. 3:40:18 Why would it say to do it the other? Why would it Why would Oh, 3:40:39 okay. 3:40:59 Don't you have to turn the light off or no? >> So, what what what exactly does it show? >> Dirt. [cough] >> Wait, is it germs or dirt? >> I think it's just like anything. It does not show [ __ ] stains. Let me close this. 3:41:33 All right. 3:41:44 Okay, I'll check the couch first. 3:41:54 Dude, what is that? What you be doing on the couch, bro? [laughter] It's not this. Hey, dude. [laughter] E, bro, it's not come. >> You know what? It probably might be Milo's pissed. He pissed on this guy, >> brother. It could It's not just This isn't [ __ ] chat. It could be anything. It could be like dirtiness from like pancakes or like It's not [ __ ] bro. Like, I guess I got [ __ ] [ __ ] on Stitch. 3:42:40 >> Whoa, that's weird. >> Okay. >> Check your bathroom. >> Check the bed. Brother, there's not going to be anything on my bed. >> See? >> Wait, pull up the blanket. >> Huh? >> Pull up the blanket. >> See, bro. >> Nothing on my bed, dude. >> What about the other side? >> Other side of the bed? Nothing. >> Clean bed. >> See? Very, very clean bed. E, bro. >> Towel check. Little towel check. Towel that I showered with. Okay. Oh, a little stickiness in the towel there. Okay. God knows what's in that towel. Okay. Um, I mean, hey, pretty clean all around. >> Should we check the bathroom? >> The bathroom? I mean, yeah. I think. 3:43:43 Oh, it's too black light in here. No. >> Oh, [ __ ] You're right. Yeah. >> It's a night a night thing. [snorts] Check your hands. >> Should we check the socks? >> [cough] >> Chad, should we check the socks? 3:44:23 >> Oh, brother. >> Okay. Ready? We got to go to the dark closet. 3:44:43 Whoa. >> Uh, what type of socks? >> Okay. Yeah, I'm going to leave those in here, bro. I'mma leave those in there. 3:44:58 Guys, I'm not going into Ron's room and shining a blue light on his stuff when he's not here. Like, what are y'all saying? Check Drew's room. >> Come on. Let's go check your room. >> Checking my room. >> Why? Let's go blue light your room. >> Not blue lighting. >> Come on, bro. We're not blue lighting my room, >> bro. Let's go. Come on. >> We're not blue lighting my room. >> Why not? >> Cuz I said so. >> What are you scared of? >> We're not blue lighting my room, >> brother. It's just a little blue light check on your room. >> We're not doing a blue light check on my room. >> Why? >> Because >> So, you're saying no. No, we're not doing a blue light check on my room. >> Interesting. Okay. Caught. Goonar. Goonar. Caught. >> He's always against content. Drew hiding something. >> Sure, bro. I guess I'm hiding something, dude. But >> freaky boy's scared to go into his room. >> You freaky boy, Drew. All right. Next package to Drew Wall. >> Oh, wait. 3:46:00 Wait, what? What if it says actual Amazon then? >> Huh? >> What if it's PL or actual Amazon? >> It says PO box address. Oh my god. Halloween candy. Holy [ __ ] >> For Drew. I love you. Honey from Marcus. >> I Yo, [ __ ] you. [ __ ] like, bro. Weak ass [ __ ] >> a here. It's from Marcus. >> [ __ ] this. >> It's from Mar. >> [ __ ] that [ __ ] >> So your boyfriend gets you a gift. Then you throw it across the room. Marcus got you a gift. >> Not Marcus. Go [ __ ] jump off the nearest bridge, bro. [ __ ] you. >> Wow. >> I don't know what [ __ ] Marcus, [cough] man. >> W Marcus, bro. >> Okay, this is to Drew Wall as well. >> This is a Drew Wall opening. >> To Drew Wall from the PO box. >> What's going on here? >> Okay. More candy. W Drew from your guy Marcus. [laughter] 3:47:00 >> I don't know Marcus, bro. >> All right. That's okay. A good gift though. I'm not going to lie. >> It's from Marcus. >> Yo, no it's not. >> It's from Marcus. >> No, it's from here. >> It's from one of these retards in the chat, bro. >> No, it's not. >> It's not from >> Here's more. Mike's from Marcus. >> This cough loot though. I'm not going to lie. Cough loop or whatever. >> That's so romantic. A >> bro. >> So Marcus Julian, right? Marcus got you [laughter] >> Marcus got you two packages worth of candy. >> I don't know a [ __ ] Marcus. >> Then why do why is he getting you stuff, >> bro? It's that's not a real [ __ ] person. >> Then why does it say from Marcus? >> Because guess what? >> For Drew, I love you honey. >> Anyone can write anything. >> You guys call each other honey. >> Like what are you saying? Are you missing something from your shelf? I swear there was something on that shelf. Was there not? >> No. >> That's how shelf. Are you sure? >> I don't think so. Oh, this one's to me finally. 3:48:04 The [ __ ] is this? Don't be weird. Put it on from Curiosity. A ride on dinosaur inflatable. >> It's kind of calm. [snorts] >> [ __ ] get caught with their boyfriends start asking about shelves. I don't know [snorts] a [ __ ] market, bro. >> How am I going to blow this up? 3:48:40 >> Where any more batteries, >> bro? I don't know how to do this [ __ ] >> All right, maybe we do it last. I'll set it up. Hop on desktop. up. 3:48:59 >> I'm not spared, Chad. But you got to put like a whole like equip unit in it. 3:49:18 >> [cough] [snorts] >> I'm feeling so shitty right now. [clears throat] All right, next up. Too lacy. 3:49:45 The [ __ ] Enjoy your gift from Jackson. >> That chocolate is probably extremely melted. >> Why is it open? 3:50:09 [snorts] Okay. Hey, Jackson. Thank you, bro. Thank you, dude. True. Is Marcus in your room? Is that why you don't want to go do the room check? >> I don't know. [ __ ] Marcus, bro. Like, who [ __ ] pissed me off? >> Holy [ __ ] this is heavy. From soda pop. >> Soda popping. Wait. [cough] [snorts] 3:50:50 Careful with the >> What? What is this? Wait, this brand sent you >> I think >> they're not even like uh Target. >> Yo, are they like energy drinks or are they What are they? >> What tastes better cold? [snorts] >> Soda pop with electrolytes. Zero grams of sugar, zero calories, and zero caffeine. >> Some up here. There's no way. >> I [snorts] mean, I got to try it. against the rules. Sour strawberry, sour blue raspberry. I'm going to go sour watermelon. [snorts] 3:51:56 >> [snorts] 3:52:03 >> They're not bad. They're not bad. I just don't know if I like my drink to be sour, if that makes sense. like they don't have bad flavor and if they actually have zero sugar and everything. [snorts] I just personally don't know if I want my drink to be sour. [snorts] Like they're not terrible, but I wouldn't go to a store and buy these. Like if I saw this in like the a in a store, I wouldn't be like let me go grab that like sour soda pop. I like I wouldn't do that. >> [cough] [snorts] >> I don't know. Can you put that on the desk? I don't know. [snorts] Try three more. I'm not trying every flavor, bro. I'm just being honest. 3:53:04 Like, I don't I don't I don't know. They're not terrible, [snorts] but they're just not like I wouldn't just like choose to drink it, if that makes sense. Found my little knife. What was that? >> Burger just get [ __ ] >> Yo, burger. [snorts] >> Is burger okay? >> Like burger getting >> sounds like burger's getting like check on burger real quick. 3:53:43 [snorts] Should be fine. [ __ ] dude. >> God, I'm losing HP by the second here, chat. [cough] >> I don't know. >> Can you open a big one? >> No. All right, this is two cocoa. 3:54:13 Here's some toys for your pet rat dog Coco from JJ. Nice. Another box of toys for Coco. Okay. Okay. So, Coco just gets infinite toys in PO box nowadays, I guess. Nice. Nice, bro. Thank you for the toys for Coco. Thank you. Thank you to Lacy. You You didn't even spell my name right. 3:54:52 Okay. You stare at your screen all day. Maybe these will help. From Jimmy. Gay. Are these gay glasses? 3:55:20 [ __ ] Oh [snorts] [ __ ] How do I look, chat? Bro, >> you are not Marlin, bro. >> How do I look? That ass. Do I look good? Chad, be honest. Do I look good? >> The Tik Tok shot Marlin glasses. >> You look like a pedophile. >> How do I look like a pedophile? [snorts] 3:56:00 Oh, it came with two black and white. Which ones look better on me? Why are you giggling, bro? >> Put the white ones back on, bro. >> These are blue light glasses. Put those on my desk. Thank you for the blue light glasses, bro. Intermission. Intermission. Intermission. [snorts] [cough] >> [snorts] >> Okay, next from Dylan. 3:56:50 >> I'm not showing this. I'll show you. >> What is it? >> I'm not. >> Just show me. Hell no. Is that the [ __ ] spooky edition? Don't be weird. You know the rules. >> Bro, I have a sore throat. I'm not eating a spicy chip. >> Don't be weird. You know the rules, >> brother. I'm sick with a sore throat. I'm not eating a spicy chip, >> bro. I'm just hearing excuses from you. >> I'm already sick with diarrhea and a sore throat. It's just going to make my throat worse. Chad, that's fair. Bro, you know the rules. You have to try everything from Dylan. 3:58:07 Why does it come with gloves? >> If it touches your eye, you're [ __ ] >> What? >> No ID, no sale. How many skull vial units is this? It says, "Do not consume if you're under 18, have existing medical conditions, sensitive to spicy foods, have sore throat/cold." >> Let me see. Let me see. >> Brother, I can't eat this. >> Let me see that last one. >> I can't eat this. >> That last one, bro. >> Cap. It doesn't say that. >> [cough] 3:59:06 >> You don't want to get like milk or nothing ready? >> Yeah. Come to the kitchen with me, bro. Like, why are y'all making me do this [ __ ] I don't, bro. How did this turn into a [ __ ] hot chip po? Like, generally, bro, how 3:59:39 y'all know the rules, though. I got to try everything. That doesn't mean I got to eat the whole thing. It just means I have to try it, right? A little tiny bite. Bet. Bet. That's the rules. I just got to try it. Don't got to eat the whole chip. There's a little piece. 4:00:04 Is the stove on? 4:00:11 >> Why is the oven on? 4:00:26 Do we even have milk? >> We have ice cream, >> brother. There's not even any milk in here. >> Right here. >> Where is that good still? >> I don't know. Best if used by November 3rd. Is >> that still good, Chad? Or no? >> 5 days ago. >> Does milk have a hard expiration date? >> I think it's just a suggestion. Okay. Oh my god, I'm really nervous. >> I swear the oven's on. Why is it ticking? >> It is. It says it's on. Look. Should we turn it off? >> No. 4:01:54 Milk seems fine. Smells fine. >> Okay, I'm not eating half chat. I don't know what y'all think this is. The rules are I have to try it. Nothing else. 4:02:31 Son, you're not going to taste [ __ ] These are the rules. I have to try it. A bite. That That That's not a bite. Yo. Yo, how is that L Mickey? All right, that's fair. That's fair. Chad, I'm sick. This is fair. I'm sick. I have a sore throat. 4:02:59 I'm not eating half the chip. No. Here we go. Surely a little piece like this is not going to be that bad, right? 4:03:20 Okay, it's not even bad. 4:03:47 >> [snorts] >> Oh, [ __ ] 4:03:59 Oh my god. 4:04:07 >> [snorts] 4:04:23 [sighs] 4:04:38 [snorts] 4:05:00 >> My [ __ ] throat burns. My throat burns bad. It won't go away. Oh my god. It won't go away. 4:05:18 It won't go away. >> [sighs] [snorts] [sighs] 4:05:40 >> When does it go away? Oh my god. No. When does it go away? 4:06:03 >> [snorts] >> acting. Okay, I'm acting. And here's what I want y'all to do. Here's what I want y'all to do. I want y'all to go get this [ __ ] chip and I want you to eat a corner and take a video of yourself doing it and then you'll see if I'm [ __ ] acting, you dumb [ __ ] Chad, Drew's not going to do it. He's a [ __ ] for fun. Do it for fun. I've I've had this chip before. Not the whole thing, but I've had a bite before. Bro, you just wanted an excuse to eat ice cream. >> Brother, my tongue is burning. >> My tongue is just burning, dude. [snorts] >> Don't swallow ice cream. Just let it sit. Let it sit on your tongue. 4:07:12 >> [snorts] 4:07:29 >> It won't [ __ ] go away. It won't [ __ ] go away. It won't go away. 4:07:50 Does anything else help? Does anything else help? 4:08:03 >> [snorts] >> Bread. I need bread. I need bread. >> I need bread. >> Come here. Please [ __ ] go away. >> Holy moly. >> Why is everything spicy? [screaming] 4:08:30 >> Wait, the the wafers might help. Target zero. [cough] >> Bro, bro, I can't handle [ __ ] like this, dude. I can't handle [ __ ] like this. 4:09:21 >> [snorts] [cough and clears throat] 4:09:38 >> It's not going to go away, is it? It's not going to go away, is it? >> Give it like Remember that one time I ate that really hot pepper? Just give it like It's been what, five minutes? Give it >> No, I can feel it burning my tongue still. 4:10:06 >> [snorts] 4:10:31 [snorts] >> I'll give you $500. Eat that [ __ ] >> The whole thing. >> 500 bucks. >> I'm sorry, bro. I'm spoiled. I'm not I'm not doing that for 500, bro. >> Look at your reaction off that tiny ass bite. 4:10:53 >> Nah, bro. Sick. Eating directly on the pine of ice cream. Nice. Consider it. It's my [ __ ] ice cream. >> You are right. And some someone did it before you. I think it was me. >> Okay. 4:11:16 [snorts] >> The spiciest thing you've ever eaten. >> Yes. >> Wait. Have you done the one [ __ ] before? >> No. >> I swear you have. No. >> No. Not like that, brother. I can. Bro, I It's been 10 minutes. I've eaten ice cream milk and my tongue is still [ __ ] burning. When does it [ __ ] stop? 4:11:55 >> [snorts] >> You ate one corner. Then you go do it. You go do it and tell me it's not hot. Like we're a [ __ ] reord. You're a [ __ ] rehorn. 4:12:23 [snorts] Doesn't [ __ ] matter how much you eat. You have to wear gloves to even touch the chip, bro. [cough] [ __ ] stupid ass challenge. Stupid ass [ __ ] Never doing that again. I'm I'm I'm making a rule from now on. If I get that in PO box, it's vetoed. I'm never doing that again. >> [snorts] >> I feel sick, bro. You are sick. >> No, but I feel like I'm going to puke. It won't go away, >> bro. If you go open more [ __ ] maybe you'll get your mind off of it. Right now, [snorts] all you're thinking about is this hot chip and how it's burning your mouth. >> Why am I brushing my teeth? >> I don't know. Maybe like you think like the particles are like in your mouth. 4:13:32 >> Hey yo, and my bu. [snorts] I did my buke. 4:13:49 A spoonful of sugar takes any spice away in two to three minutes. 4:14:00 >> We do cinnamon. Cinnamon helps. [snorts] >> Huh? >> A spoonful of cinnamon. >> Help. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Okay. No. No. It's fine. Wait. No. No. It'll help. >> No. It's not going to help, >> bro. Yes. Do we have cinnamon? >> Surely we have some cinnamon. [ __ ] I'm [snorts] looking. I don't see anything. 4:14:40 [snorts] [ __ ] All right, let's just go back upstairs. crying a little bit. >> I'm fine. 4:15:01 [sighs] >> Who said that? >> I don't know. I don't know. 4:15:14 >> [snorts] 4:15:26 >> I got to pee. I got to pee. [snorts] I got to pee. Holy mess. Jesus Christ. It's so messy in here. These mic 4:16:03 of course call me fat. 4:16:30 Who made this rib? >> Oh [ __ ] Okay, ready. >> [cough] [laughter] >> Okay, >> five left. >> I know. >> Wait, let me close the door. 4:17:21 Stay hydrated from is lost. 4:17:48 Holy [ __ ] 4:17:57 Holy [ __ ] 4:18:06 You drink one of those a day? >> Wait, so at by 7 a.m. I'm supposed to have this much water drank? 4:18:20 >> You're supposed to drink this much water in a day. >> Yeah. >> Honip. 4:18:37 I have a bottle of water. >> Yeah, >> just one. I'll bring your bag back. >> Yeah. You want to put in this? >> Yeah, I'm good off you. >> Okay. >> Yeah, bro. I'm noticing a lot of food. >> Yeah, I get a lot of food. It might be a lot of candy. >> You not send it to yourself? >> No. No. It's from random people. I got a whole pack of cookies. >> Yeah. And then Drew's boyfriend Marcus sent him that >> candy. She's so cute, bro. Where is he, by the way? He only came like one time to the house. >> He got like What are you? >> I think he's down there right now cuz I tried to blue light test his room. He wouldn't let me. >> I'm not blue light testing my room, bro. >> All right. >> All right. >> You want some protein? You sure there? >> Wait, wait. No, someone sent a sign for Ron. Where was it? >> Oh, yeah. >> Hey, [ __ ] Where is it? >> Oh, yeah. Ron, here. >> We got you a sign. [laughter] Oh, from Malas Malicio Ramos. 4:19:40 >> You know this guy? >> Uh, this is the guy who sent me the phone. >> Okay. >> It's a halfopen package. 4:20:01 It's a completely empty box in the corner. 4:20:13 [snorts] >> Okay. I feel bad if you sent something and it didn't come. Someone must have [ __ ] snagged it. But I don't know where from [snorts] [sighs] Jason. [cough] What is this? Yo, Lacy, I remember your reaction to these beanies on Jason's stream. Today, I'm here to change your mind about us. If you're impressed, shout us out. 4:21:15 Okay, we have a shirt from them as well. Oh, like a Chinese dragon it looks like. [snorts] Okay. Okay. >> Kind of [ __ ] with that. >> Okay. You [ __ ] with it, Drew? >> It looks a little big though. Oh, really? >> For me. >> Okay. Very tough. Very tough. Hey, shout out to y'all, bro. Shout out to uh shout out to y'all. I don't see a brand name anywhere. It just says Aimg. I think that's the name of the brand. Oh [snorts] [ __ ] I can't focus on anything right now, bro. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Suck on ice cube. Oh, a cough drop might help. >> No. Oh, give me the cough drop. Give me a cough drop. Strawberry lemonade cough. >> Give me a cough drop. Maybe you can get those. 4:22:30 Toothpick. [clears throat] Fos. What the [ __ ] is this? Hope this ruins your day. >> What the [ __ ] Because there's a [ __ ] Yo, this is making it worse, >> brother. Bro, I cannot get this spice to go away. 4:23:10 Guys, soda is not going to help. It makes it worse. You idiots, [sighs and snorts] bro. 4:23:33 >> [snorts] >> Like this is so bad. This is so bad. [snorts] Oh my god. It's like a whole second wave is coming through. 4:23:54 >> [snorts] >> Oh my god. [snorts] [sighs] [gasps] [cough] [snorts] You're [ __ ] evil. Whoever sent that, whoever sent that [ __ ] you're [ __ ] evil. Okay. And now I have to [ __ ] eat black licorice. I'm not eating this, >> bro. You know the rules. >> Oh, yeah. I'm not eating something that's [ __ ] cut open, >> bro. It's straight from Amazon. I think we're good. >> I don't I'm not eating something that has a knife hole in it. >> I see what you're saying, but it's from Amazon. 4:24:50 >> [snorts] 4:25:01 >> Bro, it dead ass has a knife. It's like someone slit this with a knife. >> All right, don't [ __ ] it. Don't eat it. >> Is that not sus, chat? There's a whole knife hole in it. What even is this [ __ ] E. [screaming] That looks disgusting. I can smell it from here. Why is it so so strong? I have a mask on, too. 4:25:49 Why is the licorice black 4:26:23 It's actually good. It's actually good. It reminds me of this candy my grandma used to have. My grandma used to have this candy. They looked like little Mike, but they tasted exactly like this. 4:26:56 Yes. Good in plenties. These taste like good black licorice just tastes like good in plenties. 4:27:11 Not too bad. Not too bad at all. 4:27:22 It's nasty. It's really not. I mean, I won't like I won't choose to eat that as like a snack, but it's not nasty. I feel like I'm going to puke. You'll never guess who this is from. >> Who? >> Look at the name. >> Maxwell Dent. >> It's from Maxwell Dent. [snorts] 4:27:59 >> Oh. Lifesize Lego Iron Man. Yo, this is sick. >> 1,300 pieces, brother. >> Not ending stream till you successfully build. >> No, I'm going to build I'm going to build this off stream. >> You're going to build off stream? >> I'm going to build this off stream. >> Aka, I'm going to take it and probably put it in the guest house. [snorts] That's so >> yo, thank you for this, bro. I'm defin I'm going to build this off stream. Well, there goes my Christmas present. Listen, you guys can send me any Christmas present you want, bro. All right. Thank you for that, Maxwell. All right. Now, we have the last gift. >> I have a feeling this is just a promo. >> I think this is promo, but we'll see. >> Yeah. Damn. 4:28:59 Minimum win. Oh, this is for Ron the clip. Okay, Silky. Oh, here's mine. All right, let's see what it is. Maybe it's cool. [snorts] 4:29:28 You good there? Why are you hiding your face? Why you hiding your face? [cough] Now these are tough. 4:29:47 Oh no. You can wait outside the door for me. Like just wait outside here for me. I get shitty. >> Oh, brother. No. Don't tell me about [ __ ] a hot chip out. Please. No. 4:30:12 >> Ew. 4:30:23 Dude, >> what? >> That was disgusting, >> brother. I'm already sick and [ __ ] 4:30:36 >> Check. Can y'all hear 4:30:47 They're telling me to move away. You're disgusting. >> My fault. Well, chat, I didn't I didn't know there was going to be have that sound effects and [ __ ] Is there a spicy one? Spicy. Normally it's only this is low key the coolest thing has gotten so far like in all P. It was so tough. Yo, whoever sent this, I appreciate this. I know it's meant for Lacy, but gave me a new little Lego guest house. Oh god, I'm building this [ __ ] It is so cool. Little Iron Man on top, too. What does Drew even do? Oh, [ __ ] you, bud. 4:31:51 >> Drew thinks this is his [ __ ] It is. This is lit. On God, I'm stealing this. I don't care. Taking this [ __ ] That's some [ __ ] How is it cool? Bro, Legos are tough. Drew would actually build it. Lacy would let it collect dust. That's what I'm saying, bro. That's what I'm saying. I live for rent free, bro. I literally pay rent. I pay $15,000 a month for my room. 20 year 20 years old building Legos. So, Legos are tough. I can't lie. Y'all want to know what Lego I want? I want I want the Marvel tower. Y'all know what the Marvel tower is? It's like five or It's like four feet tall. It's big as hell. I lo I lowkey want that? It's like 400 bucks. I don't know if I'm trying to spend 400 bucks on a Lego. That [ __ ] would take forever to build. Time to start cleaning up. Yo, y'all don't tell me what to do. Who let this dude talk? Yo, Alec on God, I'll 4:32:52 literally take your PC back, bro. Drew built like a water bottle. ass. Low key Drew, I got you with that tower. Bet that bet. Send that [ __ ] over. Send that [ __ ] over, please. You make 30K a month and can't spend 400. It's not that. I just don't feel like I don't feel like um like spending 400 on a Lego, though. Of course, I could like buy it if I wanted to. I just don't want to. Yo, Drew, [ __ ] you. Okay, nice. Drew is so annoying. Yo, urinator. [ __ ] you, bud. Drew built like a one month on estrogen. What is estrogen? Yeah, bro. Your voice is annoying. Sound like you smoke Jewel pods. I haven't heard Jewel in forever, bro. Remember Jewels, chat? Everyone just Everyone just calls them vapes now. 4:33:54 Did that Did that brand fall off? 4:34:08 You look like you're on one HP. >> I'm on [ __ ] negative HP, bro. [cough and clears throat] [snorts] Guys, if anybody in this chat ever decides to do a hot chip, the spice in your mouth is only 50% of it. The other 50% is when you're on a toilet after and your [ __ ] and your [ __ ] burns. Holy [ __ ] dude. Oh my god. It just burned like a [ __ ] coming out. All right, guys. Well, that's the end of the PO opening. Today was a big PO box opening. Shout out to every single person who sent me stuff in PO. Like I said, the next PO box opening will be on like around Like I said, the next PO box opening will be around Christmas. So, anything starting now until December 25th, I will be getting in the PO box, wrapping as a Christmas gift and putting it under a Christmas tree for the big, it'll probably be like a fivehour Christmas PO box opening. So, 4:35:09 make sure to send me Christmas gifts. The PO box address is in the description. Oh my god. Oh my god. Send Lacy fan mail. Chat. Chat. I'm not doing another opening until Christmas. So, if y'all in the chat want to send me anything to have it opened for a big Christmas PO box, send it. I'm going to get it professionally wrapped and then I'm going to put it under a tree. Literally anything. [snorts and cough] [ __ ] Ah, [ __ ] How am I going to get to my desk? >> You're going to need to push everything that way. >> Okay. Oh, bro. I'm worried. I think this [ __ ] is still stuck in my teeth. >> The chair. >> Yeah. I keep getting like little hints of spiciness. >> All right. If you switch to desktop, I can push all this [ __ ] >> Ew. Ew. Ew. Get issue. Get [snorts] >> Wait. R. Switch it to desktop so I can push all this [ __ ] >> You're a mess, [snorts] man. >> Yo, stop saying ew. I'm literally sick. 4:36:34 I guess I'll clean this up after stream because you said it was loud last time. Chrome man wearing a co mask. >> Yo, bro, I'm not trying to get sick, dude. >> Chad, I'm not going to go to the carada. I'm I'm I'm gonna get everybody there sick. I'm not doing that. That's [ __ ] up. >> Is this good? >> Huh? >> This good? >> Yeah. >> I can build this up. >> So, chat, if anybody wants to tell Wendy, um Wendy, if you see this, I'm sorry. I really do appreciate the invite to the carneasada, but I'm like really sick. I had a fever last night and I really don't want to come and get everybody sick. Um, I feel like I would feel really bad if I went to this big ass carneasada with all these streamers and influencers and I got everyone sick and then a bunch of people get sick because of me. That would actually be [ __ ] up. You're really scared you're addressing it? No, it's just polite. If someone invited me to something and I tell them I'm going to show up and then I don't 4:37:35 show up explaining to them why. 4:37:46 [snorts] Oh my god. Yo, Wendy Lacy isn't coming. Should I call Jason and tell him? Wait, is Jason live? FaceTime Jason. 4:38:15 >> Yo, JTW. >> What's up, broki? >> Yo, bro, I'm live right now. Um, I just want to I just wanted to call you and just tell you like unfortunately I don't think I'm going to make the carneasada today. Um >> Oh, damn. Damn. Like Wendy Wendy texted me and sent me the link, the RSVP and everything. And >> she did? >> Yeah. Yeah. She she invited me to the Carneada. Um and I'm on the list and everything. I told her I was coming, but I you know, I'm just >> Wait, sure. I didn't see I didn't see you on. >> No, no, no. You can go check. I'm on it right now. >> Yeah. Yeah. Go look artif. Let me make sure she accepted me real quick. >> Wait, she said the right one or she? >> Yeah. Streamer carne. Streamer carne Assada. It says I'm on the list. Uh, good news or bad news? >> What do you mean? >> So, like there's a fake link we've been given to some people that No, I'm just kidding. What's up, bro? Wait, why? Why, bro? We got to go. >> Well, I wanted to go, but I don't want to get everybody sick. >> Who cares, bro? All right, I'm already 4:39:16 telling you right now, shit's going to be shit's gonna get hectic, bro. >> What do you mean? >> Shit's gonna get hectic, bro. So, get everybody get everybody sick, [snorts] >> bro. I'll feel bad if I go and just get everyone sick. >> Just wear a mask, put on your your cowboy hat, and [ __ ] it. Just don't get me sick. >> Where's it at? >> You always bringing [ __ ] back from different countries, bro. >> Ironic. >> Oh, that's ironic. >> That's a grip away, huh? >> What? >> Okay. I mean, I'll think about it. I'll think about it. I'll think about it. >> Come on, bro. me and Silky going. Just just just pull through. >> Okay, I'll think about it. >> All right, bet. >> All right, bye. >> I'm about wearing a hazmat suit, bro. [cough] Two slimies going. 4:40:18 [snorts] No way. The goat slimies going. 4:40:34 Genuinely, who the [ __ ] says it's a grip away? It's grips. It's grips away. That means it's far away. No way. Y'all don't know lingo. Y'all don't know slang now. [snorts] Damn. So Jason dead ass invited Silky and then when I told Jason Wendy invited me, he didn't even know that I was actually invited. That means he dead ass didn't even want me to go at all. He dead ass didn't even want me to go. How the [ __ ] is Wendy inviting me before my own person I live with? How is Wendy going out of her way to reach out and invite me before the person I live in the same house with? 4:41:42 Hey Lacy, want to see another cool feature on Molterino? Yo, Anticon, do are you like [ __ ] do you like own this platform or something? 4:42:00 Whoa. What is that emote? How the [ __ ] is my thong turning? What the [ __ ] Why are y'all making me 4:42:19 [snorts] click the pencil on the top All right. 4:42:43 Wait, I didn't mean to run an ad. No, I didn't mean to do that. 4:42:56 I didn't mean to do that. Oh, I'm sorry, y'all. Didn't mean to do that. Stay [snorts] and watch the ad. My bad. 4:43:22 Why is the keka moving? 4:43:36 [clears throat] [cough] All right. This shit's pissing me off. This [ __ ] is dead ass pissing me off. Oh my god, bro. My throat is Bro, I never should have taken out hot chip. Would you rather be pissed off or pissed on? Honestly, I'd rather be pissed on. I would definitely rather be pissed on. Wait, Ty actually got arrested guilty for stalking LeBron, thinking he's his actual son. 4:44:26 The [ __ ] Go to adapt. Where's Adapt? Is he in his room? If he's in his room, I'm not going. Oh, he's playing basketball. >> [ __ ] man. God, it's a [ __ ] far ass walk though, dude. >> What is he do? 4:44:59 Like he's trash. >> Oh, wait. That could work. He >> No, he's actual garbage, bro. >> Oh, hold on. That's kind of tough. 4:45:20 like this. Oh, soccer. Hold on. Hold on. Is that clean or not? >> Ready? 4:45:40 Yo, he's so ass. >> First truck. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You kick it to me. 4:45:55 >> Hold on. [laughter] >> He's so carb. Yo. >> Yo, he can't even hit the backboard. I don't know if we're getting the power behind the back. >> Thank god that fat [ __ ] Lacy isn't here. >> Yeah, I need to use the back. >> Oh, brother. >> I'm out here burning. Wait, wait, wait. >> Wait. What the [ __ ] was that, >> bro? Off the top of the light. >> It's just tossing up straight [ __ ] >> Like bounce and in >> off the >> like off the top. Yeah. >> Hold on. 4:46:57 I've done the side. >> Now I'm invested. >> This has never been done before. 4:47:12 Wait, is my window open? 4:47:21 >> What about over the light? >> Over the light. >> Yo, you're [ __ ] garbage. Stop trying. Everybody can't leave on a miss. Really? >> Oh, garbage. Oh, garbage. Oh, garbage. 4:47:53 [laughter] [snorts] 4:48:01 >> Yeah. No, I got to go show them how it's done. I'll be back. Switch to Hey, switch to adapt Jess. 4:48:58 That one right there. I've had enough of this [ __ ] Hey. Hey. 4:49:19 The next one I'm making. Oh god. on not on not on on Lacy's life. I'm making the next one. There you go. Hold on. A whale is coming. >> Oh, [ __ ] I'm a crump. I've been watching you try to make a trick shot for 15 minutes. >> Really? Have you been? But I haven't actually tried at all. I've been doing it for watch time. You want me to make it right now? Cuz I'll probably do it right now. >> You're not going to do [ __ ] right now. >> Okay. Yeah. Hold on. Cuz now you're really starting to irk me. Ready? You don't understand how easy this is for me. Ready? One, two, three. No. Oh, wait. That wasn't That was the wrong ball. It was the wrong ball. Hold on. Ready? 4:50:19 Hold on, Lacy. You ready? >> Oh my god. >> Hit marker. Hold on. I got it. >> Wait, you could actually make that one. >> I could. Right. Should I just walk in and do it? Hold on. Ready? >> There it is. >> No, it's off. Oh, >> bro. There's a bouncy ball, though. I just hit every part of the rim. All right, here it is. I'll stop [ __ ] around. Hey, 4:51:05 >> damn. That was close. >> Yeah, that was close. >> No. >> Hold on. I got it. One, two. [ __ ] I need a cool down. You try it. You want to try it? >> I can't bounce. >> Yeah, you can. >> I thought your ACL healed. >> Yeah, I'm not jumping yet. >> Yeah, that's a lot of energy. >> I want to try this one you were doing. >> Oh, that's hard. >> It's tough though. Wait, what were you trying to do with the light over it or or hit it? >> I was trying to hit the top of the light >> like and then it also go in. >> Yes. Or you could do this. So you catch it. >> [ __ ] another hit marker. >> Where's the light one? >> That one right there. 4:52:07 >> So basically you got to go hit the light. Hit the tippity. Yeah. Hit it flat and then bounce in. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> It's okay. You could also just do a little footie with it. Hold on. Read the chat. Maybe see some W's and then knock it down. Damn. >> Well, that light's higher than it looks. >> That's just you. Oh. Oh, you almost did it. >> Hold on a minute. >> Pre 24hour. I can't leave on a miss. >> Oh. Oh, >> wait. I might be on to something here. >> Wait, you have it. >> Oh. Oh. >> Oh my god. I'm on to something here. Adapt. >> Oh my god. You're calibrated. 4:53:09 No, it's off. >> I bet you can't have >> No, you have it. That's it. That's it. That's it. [ __ ] Ah, >> but I'm close. I'm dead ass. Wait, I Chad, can you not have backspin? It's got to be front spin, right? >> Whatever you did the second time, just do that again. Too much. Too much. Too much. Now hit the trick shot. Now hit it. >> It's okay. >> I didn't mean to make that [ __ ] >> I can't leave out a miss, though. >> I didn't mean to make that. >> Oh. Oh. >> Just perfect. Wait. Ready. Bet. [laughter] 4:54:09 >> It was a little flat. >> Hold on. >> Come on. >> Oh. Oh. >> Damn. >> Ready? You got to hit yours and then I'll hit mine. I'll be back to that. >> Wait. Wait. Bounce. Bounce. This has enough bounce to do that. >> Chad, do I got to shoot a little more? >> [ __ ] >> Or I could start it. >> Start it. >> Oh, [ __ ] I got some footy involved. >> Have you made that one yet or no? >> No, I just thought of it. I'm trying to think of some new [ __ ] >> Damn it. Oh, you hit the rim. I got two hit markers on a trampoline swamp bomb, though. >> Dev hour is soon. 4:55:10 >> What's devour hour? >> He's nuts. >> Oh wow. I walked into that. >> Oh my god. This one could look clean. You go like this. Little footy. Chad. Chad, pass it to me. Hey, appreciate it. >> Oh my god. Bang. Damn it. I'm not even [ __ ] hitting the light post anymore. >> I know. But listen, the thing is the rules you can't leave on a miss. So, we just have to make [ __ ] >> Wait, wait. Did you find the pirate token, Lacy? >> Yeah, I found it >> actually. >> Yeah. >> You got it. Well, you want to play in Warcraft? Oh. Oh my god. Wait, the new war zone? >> Yeah, you and your chat said that they want to play a new war zone. >> There's a new war zone? >> Yeah, it just dropped yesterday. But 4:56:12 wait, first I have to do this. Oh, okay. Wait, I got it down now. >> Come on, Le. >> Hey, [ __ ] this, man. >> Hold on. True. >> Hold on. It's okay. This is it. This is the one right here. 4:56:42 >> Bang. [ __ ] >> How are you getting it to stay up there? >> I don't know. I'm just a crumb. I'm just a fat ugly crumb. >> That I could do the trampoline one, chat. It just using my whole stamina bar. There it is. Damn it. Can't leave on a miss, man. At least it's not hot out. >> Hold on. Bet. >> Ow. [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Oh, [ __ ] Okay. Wait. You got it. You're wrong. >> I call this the over the fence shot. >> Hold on. Wait. Bang. Wait. Hold on, Biffy. Right here. Oh, wait. I just got Du the first day we were in the house. We were all out here 4:57:44 seeing how many times we could juggle it. >> This is the one. >> No, that was clean. That was clean. I went Now you got to go. Come on. Now, >> that one looked good. >> That one was actually sick. >> That was your cleanest one and it went in. >> I think so, cuz I stopped it with my foot. >> Uh-huh. >> All right. You know what they say, Lacy? You can't leave on a miss. >> Brother, I can't I can't until Can it be a regular shot? >> Wait, how is your ACL? >> Not healed. >> Like percentage wise, >> like 40. Not even. >> You know what we could add? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. You didn't show this. >> You know what we could add out here? Water fountain. It would be elite. >> A what? >> A water fountain. >> What's on your neck? >> A new chain. 4:58:46 >> Is that a chicken wing? >> Chicken wing? >> Yeah. >> What? What's the significance? >> It's just a chicken wing. Just take it from here, Door Dash. All right. Come on. This one's free. I actually finally hit a new shot. I got to think of some new ones cuz >> when Maya's here, we're probably going to play pig again. And last time I got smoked. >> So, what do you think? >> For what? >> About everything we were talking about. >> What? What do you What do you mean? >> What are you talking about? >> Oh, sorry. >> You're just chucking up [ __ ] >> I hit how I hit a solar panel. >> I'm washed, bro. >> I'm [ __ ] wash at this basketball [ __ ] now. >> I'm washed. >> I mean, to be washed, don't you have to be >> good to start? >> Yes, I used to be good. 4:59:46 >> You see, Luca's been averaging 40. >> Yeah, he's the best player in the entire world. >> Oh, remember this one? Can't leave on a miss. And then I went in there and hit a B2 trick shot when you said uh I couldn't do it within an hour. >> Need some hydration after that. >> Why are you running away from me? >> Oh, are you sick, Lacy? >> Yes. Go wash your hands, bro. >> Oh, that's why you put the mask on. >> You've been touching all the same basketballs. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> You literally have a mask on. >> I literally just beat a sickness before I left. There's no way you were giving it to me. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Why are you running with me? I'm a [ __ ] monster. >> You're just uh uh contagious. Hold on. Close the door. 5:00:41 >> Get sick. Let me in. >> It's Drew Wall. Honestly, this it's just a room. It's just a room. [ __ ] >> It's locked. >> Okay, hold on. 5:01:04 >> Go chase him. Go chase him. [ __ ] >> is going on here. >> Oh, Silki's sick, too, bro. Look out. No. >> He Why? Why? He just got rattled. >> I thought you were He got rattled. >> He just got rattled. I'm not going to lie. Like, >> was he in here addressing some [ __ ] or No, >> he was dressing a little or what? >> I'm a human. >> No. Watch out for him. >> What happened? Sick, bro. >> Sick. 6 feet away from me. >> Wow. Super sick. >> Social distance. >> I'm seeing it, guys. When everybody else is sick, I'm bringing people soup. rubbing heads, getting hand jobs. Oh, lazy stuff. He's a monster, right? But I'm a monster. Got it. [ __ ] all of you. >> [ __ ] you, too. >> [ __ ] breathing. >> Who gave you a hand job? >> God, bro. >> Yeah, bro. Gave you a hand job. >> N. >> Hey, I can borrow water. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> All right. Appreciate it. But you going to bring it back? >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Bring it back. >> Yeah. 5:02:14 What's up, bro? >> Here, I got one for you, Gilbert. >> Thanks for Bro, that's infected me. >> Hey, Drew, can you grab me a vitamin C packet for my for my room, please? Thanks. 5:02:31 >> Where are they? >> They're on my bedside table. Please, I need a vitamin C. Oh my god, that was my first time going outside in days. I'm a monster. 5:02:47 Oh, [snorts] >> you dump this in water. >> Yeah. Can you get Can you do it? 5:03:05 Thought you got the hentai virus. Is there a Is there a virus? Is there a virus going around in South Korea right now? 5:03:41 >> [snorts] 5:03:49 >> No way I got influenza in South Korea. No way I brought CO back. 5:04:09 >> [snorts] 5:04:16 >> Oh no. Am I patient zero? Thank you. Zero chat. I have a question. If I put vitamin C packets in Gatorade, is that is that the same thing as putting it in water or no? 5:04:50 [snorts] It just tastes so bad in this, bro. That was the most [ __ ] question ever. >> [snorts] >> Oh my god, dude. Just just so [ __ ] sick, bro. 5:05:18 Can [snorts] you trick shot into my butt? What does that even mean? If you're not going to the carneada, this is Nabs. 5:05:39 At 900 p.m. ET pirate shop access will be boosted, [snorts] 5:05:53 [snorts] bro. Do you know how rare it is to [ __ ] get this though? Like even if it's 2x, do you know how rare it is to get this, bro? 5:06:20 [snorts] 5:06:27 That makes it one in every 70k chest. It's not even possible to open 70k chests in two hours. 5:06:46 Bro, I have to fart, but I'm scared I'm going to [ __ ] myself. 5:06:58 The odds don't change. How do the odds not change if it's 2x? 5:07:22 Oh my god, it's boosted by.5x. 5:07:39 Did you hear this new Drake song? What? You done lost your mind. You a psycho already. You don't need no lio. Got a call. It's a overnight show. and fly and fly. Baby, you [ __ ] with heat. Reach for this in my chain. She I don't really care for the fat heat. She shaking that [ __ ] through the town. But down so hard I bust the [ __ ] down right now. singing that [ __ ] that won't make the sound. It's nothing [ __ ] from the ground. [singing] >> That's future. 5:08:41 Try to play with you know you can hit. You know I'm heat. like >> I don't like part >> I don't like this part. She [singing] get the truck baby. 5:09:12 She ran through the town. It's like a It's like a four out of 10 so far >> right now. [singing] Lieutenant secret from nothing. Sliding some river on top of the blink. It's a grill, >> bro. Just a boat to the commit. >> Chances are baby girl come on a trip. >> Yes. >> Yeah. >> Yes. >> Baby girl, put that little head on your hip >> and then dip. >> She putting that dog [music] in her glass. Oh. >> Oh my god. This [ __ ] just jumped to a 10 out of 10. Oh my. >> Well, commit. >> Chances are, baby girl, come on a trip. >> Baby girl, put that little head on your hip and dip. She putting that [music] dog in a glass. I got a [singing and music] no time. still you 5:10:13 know get paid the same as your advance my assistant [music] in the back of the wrench. I ain't tra I catch my slip and I am sick. Got some heat in Miami with a plane right out [singing] of Spain. She pay you [music] on Tokyo drive. I trip in the trap with the BT. [music] Why the [ __ ] [ __ ] be my [ __ ] [music] >> Overall song. I'mma give it like a five out of 10. Uh I feel like this group needs to do a different beat. I don't know. But I'mma give Drake's verse a 10 out of 10. Like Drake fully carried this song in my opinion. And I'm not like one to dick suck Drake or like glaze Drake all the time, but Drake had a 10 out of 10 verse. Honestly, they should have gave Drake a longer verse for it to be a better song in my opinion. That's just 5:11:14 my opinion though. That's just my opinion. [sighs] [snorts] 5:11:28 Maybe giving Drake the whole song. I mean, yeah, that would have that definitely would have made it a little bit better in my opinion. Did Drake hit you up for the cover of the album? Okay. I mean, guys got jokes today, huh? Very funny chat. Funny jokes. Funny jokes. Funny jokes. Call Drake. No, I don't want to bother him right now. Me and Drake have more like a offline like not not on stream like friendship. 5:12:02 Stop putting this stare emote. Do the Door Dash verse Uber Eats. I'm down. I'm down. Let me call Drew. Call Drew. 5:12:20 >> Yo, can you come up here real quick? >> Yeah. >> All right. Bet. Chat, how do you make sure? Wait, can you do Door Dash and Uber Eatats on PC? Can you door dash from PC? 5:12:48 [snorts] It will leak your location. 5:13:05 Hold on. How do y'all know it'll leak? Is there a way to not leak your How did Phantom do it where it didn't leak his location? Anybody know? 5:13:34 Oh, it does. Elite the low. 5:13:47 >> I want to do this. >> Oh, the go here faster. >> Yeah, but it's going to leak the location. I mean, um, what if we put a black bar top right? >> Well, let me just see what it looks like. >> I mean, everyone knows where, like, if you show like the actual map, everyone knows where the house is, but [snorts] maybe we have to do this at like an Airbnb where we don't care about the location. I mean, how did Phantom do it? >> He just leaked the whole the whole low. >> He leaked his [ __ ] >> I mean, bro, >> everyone's houses are >> for really, dude. >> Tell in the chat if you know where the house is. >> Make sure I have Uber Eats. >> What? That entire chat knows where our 5:14:47 house is. >> Well, obviously they're going to say that. They don't actually know. >> Facts. No one in the chat knows this address. They don't actually know where we live. You know what I mean? 5:15:04 [snorts] Ron's Indian food. What the [ __ ] is Ron's Indian food? 5:15:28 Ron's Indian food. >> Wait, that's at our >> It's an Indian restaurant. >> What about Silki's room? 5:15:49 No, on the door map >> like dude. 5:16:00 All right. The only reason I feel like this is a bad idea, >> why? I don't think on on stream I don't think it matters. But if this goes super viral on Tik Tok, everyone's going to have the love. >> Like every single person, >> brother, there's a way to do it. >> Is there a way to split screen on PC or No. >> Yeah. >> How? >> Do that and I'll try reform it. 5:16:52 Let me think how I could do this. 5:17:00 >> Drew dead ass touching every single thing you touch but wearing a mask. I've washed my hands three times today. Bro, >> use the Duo. Why can't I just do it on my PC? >> You can. 5:17:26 I have an idea, chat. Watch this. 5:17:36 Black. I'm just going to search black. >> Black square >> image. 5:17:53 >> Okay. Wait. 5:18:06 I'm actually on to something. >> You're going to poke the map now. >> Yeah. Yeah, but just for right now. >> How do you do this route? Wait. 5:18:41 like my [ __ ] Dead ass says, "Welcome back, bro." [cough] All right. How do I find one that's like the same distance away? >> It says the address of where the store is. >> Are you trying to do like a McDonald's or like what are you trying to do? >> I'm not going to my order history, bro. >> I feel like you should do a fast food place because um >> like McDonald's >> because it it should be all up to the the the physical Dasher and not the restaurant. Like if it's like a a family-owned place, like that place might be like slower and not not as fast, you know? >> So McDonald's >> McDonald's is a little close. So we might need to do a further McDonald's address. Do one. You could change the address. >> How do you change the address? >> Click on it. >> I'm scared it's going to leak [ __ ] >> And then uh click on >> order it again. Um, 5:19:44 I don't know how to do it on PC. >> Chad, how do you change the address on PC? >> The um to a different McDonald's >> see more maybe. >> Maybe. >> Oh, >> yeah. Um, is there other options though? No, that's just that's just the location of the McDonald's by the house. >> No, you can't change it. We can't do it on PC. I mean, [ __ ] it. That one That one's just a mile away, so it'll be like 25 minutes realistically. >> That's fine. No. >> Yeah, that's that's cool. Just make sure this McDonald's is the same address. >> How do I make sure? >> It's just I don't know if Uber Eats says it. I don't I don't use Uber Eats. By the way, that cranberry sprite with the the the frosting on top. >> I leaked my number. >> Wait, really? How >> How do I make sure it's the same address? >> Does it say It says it right there. >> Where? 5:20:44 >> 6433 Plat. >> That same one, right? >> Uh, check. >> No, >> you're going to have to some Wait, is is [ __ ] >> What? >> I don't know how to We got to figure out how to change the address cuz I know you could do it on mobile, >> bro. My stomach is [ __ ] up, man. >> More locations. Wait, go back. Go back. Go back. Scroll down. See more locations. >> Yeah, but there's only >> Is that it? No. >> Yes. >> There you go. >> Okay. Wait, I'm not going to lie. Can you talk to the chat? I got to go diarrhea again. Chad, I'm going to do this in like Give me like five minutes, chat. I'm go diarrhea real quick. Oh, >> brother. Okay. >> Warm ass seat, bro. Drew is not smart. Yes, I am. I'm a genius. I'm dead ass a genius, bro. Ew. Drew. Ew, bro. No. Yo, why? Like, y'all are dick riders, bro. Like, ew, Lee, you're disgusting. You guys are disgusting, bro. You guys are actually 5:21:46 disgusting. Chad, wearing this mask makes me feel like I'm in CO again, bro. Chad, be honest. When y'all had to wear mask in school, did you wear it properly or did you wear it like like I I would be wearing my [ __ ] like that? I'm going be honest. I would never actually wear it. [ __ ] does nothing, you [ __ ] Well, it hopefully it helps a little bit. Maybe I'm not trying to get sick. I'm going to go wash my hands as soon as I leave this room. Spy. I'm not a spy, bro. I'm not an American spy. Take your socks off. He trying to be a streamer, son. Yo, he literally told me to take over the stream. What do you mean he trying to be a streamer, bro? You just touched your face. Yo. Yo, I don't know if y'all understand how sicknesses work. Just because I touch my face and my hair doesn't mean I'm going to get sick. If I touch my [ __ ] nose or my mouth, then yeah, no [ __ ] I'm going to get sick. Touching my [ __ ] ears doesn't do [ __ ] That doesn't get you sick. Y'all are morons. [ __ ] Oh, I'm a [ __ ] Okay. Okay. 5:22:47 Yeah. Call me a [ __ ] bro. Need a new chair? Wait, why do we need a new chair? Come to Canada and you're ending up in in a shoe box. Yeah, buddy. Canada is sweet as hell, bro. Canada's dead as sweet as hell. You You look like a germ. Yo, how do I look like a germ? I have a mask on to be healthy and y'all are calling me I look like a germ. Like, son, what are you all talking about, bro? My name Drew. I think washing my hands and wearing a mask is going to keep me sanitary. Are you [ __ ] That's how it [ __ ] works, bro. What do you mean? Like, y'all dead ass don't know science, bro. I'm convinced all of y'all failed science class, bro. If you guys don't know how this [ __ ] works, I despise you. Okay, you think a mass does something? Yo, y'all are [ __ ] bro. Y'all dead ass aren't dentists and doctors and all that [ __ ] bro. Get it off my screen. Who are you calling it? Genuine question. Who the 5:23:48 [ __ ] you calling it? I'm a him. You're nasty. Okay. Yo, I'm about to get off stream, bro. Like y'all y'all are dead ass pissing me off, bro. I swear to God. I'm about to get off stream and go build my [ __ ] Legos, dude. I think it's tough, bro. The mask is supposed to be tough. Chat, who knows? Ball, who remembers Who remembers Yeezy Buster? Yeezy Buster. Who Who remembers him? And he would wear he would wear like the Supreme mask and like the Off-White mask. Who remembers him? He was wearing masks before [ __ ] people were wearing masks. Shut up. Okay. Okay. can't even ask the chat a question. Like, y'all are just dick riders, bro. Like, I can't even ask you guys a single question without it being like, "Shut up. Mute the stream." Okay, go away, please. So, y'all rather sit here and stare at an empty [ __ ] room of trash instead of look at me and talk to me and have conversations with me. End stream. All right, fine. No, I'm I'm ending, bro. I'm ending. [ __ ] this [ __ ] 5:24:48 Y'all are pissing me off, bro. Y'all are generally pissing me off. I I can't do this [ __ ] end. 5:25:10 Yo, who switched it back? Who the [ __ ] switch it back? Yo, Rums, Rums, you're not [ __ ] funny. You're not going anywhere, buddy. Yo, Rums, you're not [ __ ] funny, bro. Why you switching the ingest? >> Oh my god, bro. This is bad, bro. Like I just have like infinite diarrhea, dude. >> Bro, I don't think it's that [ __ ] >> No, it's wasn't I've had it for like two days since I gotten sick. I need you to have the cam ready, though, cuz we got to go down and get it. >> All right. >> All right, chat. We're about to find out what what has quicker delivery speed time, Uber Eats or Door Dash? I think I'm going to go with There's got to be a place that's a little further, right? >> Um Where's fast food at? >> Just check the other McDonald's. Do a further McDonald's. >> You can't change it on Door Dash. >> No, maybe maybe check. Maybe it has the other location option. >> I We already did. >> No, when you search McDonald's, though, >> it didn't. >> There's no way. Wait, wait. No, no. Click uh delivery time. Maybe 24 5:26:10 minutes. >> Where? >> That we already tried this. It's not an excuse to eat more. Trying to think what's further. >> What's a place further away? >> Chick-fil-A. >> How How long is that going to take, though? >> Probably like 35 minutes. >> Okay, that's not bad. Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. Make sure it's the right place. >> Yeah. >> God damn. >> What? >> All right. Here we go. Chat. Chat. What should I order? Chick-fil-A verse Chick-fil-A. I'm gonna be ordering Chick-fil-A from Door Dash and Chick-fil-A from Uber Eats and seeing what gets here quicker. I'll do a Chick-fil-A sandwich. Not a bad shout. Buttery white bun. Throw some Chick-fil-A sauce on that bad boy. Um, 5:27:12 I'll do Chick-fil-A nuggets. Not a bad shout at all. Actually, let's stay healthy. We'll do the grilled ones. We'll do the grilled ones. An eight count of the grilled nuggets. Okay. And then maybe we'll throw in a little Bev. a basic medium Chick-fil-A lemonade. But in order to really test the restaurants, I feel like we need to order one more thing. 5:27:57 Maybe like maybe a cookie. Not feeling a cookie to be honest. in a cookie. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. All right, now we'll scroll down. We'll do the exact same thing. We'll do [cough] Where's the the chicken sandwich? No, not a grilled chicken sandwich. Buttery white bun with one Chick-fil-A sauce. Then we'll do grilled nuggets. Eight piece grilled nuggets. Add to order. What else did we get, chat? What else was it? 5:28:48 Wait, what else did I get? A lemonade. 5:28:56 Medium lemonade. Did I get Did I end up getting a cookie? Yes or no? I think I did. All right. Chocolate chunk cookie. Okay, we have an identical order on Door Dash and an identical order on Uber Eats. I'm going to order them at the exact same time and we're going to see which one gets here quicker. Hold on. Let me go to my carts. How do I go to my cart? How do I go to my cart here? Wait. Okay, here we go. Cart. Okay, bro. Okay, 5:29:57 here we go. We have our carts right here. These are the totals. On Door Dash, it's $27. On Uber Eats, it's $25. Okay. [cough] Not sure why it's more expensive on Door Dash. Little weird. Okay. Continue. Go to checkout. 5:30:27 Okay. Standard. Standard. Okay. 5:30:45 Hold. Hold. Bolt orders have officially been placed. How do I not leak this? There's got to be a way to not leak this. 5:31:34 Like there's got to be a way to not leak this, bro. >> Yeah, Drew. >> You can rename the address like like the address to like courthouse. I know you could do that on Door Dash. I don't know if you could do it on on >> No, I'm just trying to not let it It's It's showing like Oh my god. Oh, >> never mind then. All right. Bye. >> Okay. Um, hold on. Let me Let me think real quick. Hold on. Hold on. 5:32:18 Wait. 5:32:55 Okay, okay, okay, okay. You leaked your phone number. How did I leak my phone number? 5:33:25 Oh my god, they're both there already. They're both there already. Oh my god, look. He's already there. [snorts] 5:33:45 They're both there. 5:34:22 Nice. Okay, this works. This works. This works. 5:34:34 Okay. 5:34:55 Okay. They're both at the Chick-fil-A. >> [snorts] >> But the question is who will get the food first? It's the same order. 5:35:17 Oh my gosh. Wait, as of right now Oh, it's pretty even. It's dead ass pretty even. 5:35:37 Who? Wait, Muhamad is inside the Chick-fil-A. Alexander's still outside. 5:35:57 Chad, who are you rooting for? Muhamad or Alexander. 5:36:11 Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] [snorts] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Muhammad picked up the food. [screaming] Muhammad, wait. They both picked up the They both have it. Who's going to drive [screaming] faster? Drew, get the camera ready. Oh my god. Muhammad is Oh my god. Muhammad even took a picture. Muhammad took a picture of the order. Holy [ __ ] This is going to be neck and neck. This is going to be neck and neck. Who's going to win? Wait. Drive. Muhammad. Drive. 5:37:20 What are they doing? What are they doing? Is he eating my food? 5:37:37 Wait, what if they're What if they're friends? Wait. Oh. Oh, what the [ __ ] is Muhammad doing? Muhammad. 5:38:08 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. 5:38:22 Oh my gosh. Okay. Oh my gosh. Alexander just added three minutes onto his time. What is Alexander doing? Drew, look at your phone. [snorts] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. What is he doing? He's Muhammad. You're going the wrong way. 5:38:53 [snorts] Muhammad, why are you at [screaming] Olive Garden? 5:39:12 Muhammad's at Olive Garden. Oh my god. Muhammad's at Olive Garden. Okay, Alexander. I don't know what Alexander's doing right now. They're both around the same pace. [snorts] 5:39:34 Muhammad has double dash. No, he does not. >> Wait, did you >> Oh my god, >> you didn't get express. >> No, just did normal. >> Oh. >> Oh my god. Alexander 5:40:04 Alexander. They're on the same pacing right now. Muhammad is What is Muhammad doing? Wait, Muhammad's driving. Finally. Muhammad's finally driving. Go, Muhammad. Go. Go. He's driving on a [ __ ] sidewalk. >> We might need to do a best of three here. I'm not going to lie. >> Oh, he's at a red light. I think they're both at red lights right now. Yeah, they're both at red. Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. They're both driving. [snorts] >> It's a [ __ ] race to the finish. >> Wait, did you put the gate codes in for the Uber Eats guy? >> Yes. >> Okay. >> Holy [ __ ] Muhammad's flying. Muhammad is flying. [screaming] Oh my god. He's going 100 miles an hour. 5:41:06 Oh my god, Muhammad. Oh my god, Muhammad. >> How's he going? So >> Muhammad's [ __ ] flying down the freeway. [laughter] He's got to be going at least 75. Does Muhammad not have red lights? Holy [ __ ] Muhammad's the goat. Wait. Oh my gosh. And he's at a red light. He's at a red light. Mohamd's at a red light. And now Alex is flying. Alexander is flying now. 5:41:42 Okay. They're both Wait, they're neck and neck. They're on the same Oh my god, they're at the same light. Wait, they're at the same [ __ ] light. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. They're [ __ ] racing. Wait, what happens if I click this? Oh, holy [ __ ] I think I think Door Dash side has a lead. I think Door Dash has a lead. The estimated time is 854 verse 854. Oh my god. They might get here the same time. They might dead ass get here at the exact same time. He just crossed Burbank Boulevard. Oh no. But Alexander crossed that a while 5:42:44 ago. Wait, they're on the same street now. Holy [ __ ] Muhammad is going a thousand miles an hour. Wait, they're taking different routes. Wait, they're taking different routes. Wait, Alexander's about to turn. Alexander's about to turn. Holy [ __ ] Alexander's almost on a [ __ ] freeway. Muhammad, you got to catch up. 5:43:26 Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] They might dead ass get here at the exact same time. No. Muhammad got stuck at a light. Muhammad got stuck at a light. Muhammad, where are you going? [snorts] Wait, he's taking a shortcut. Oh my god, he's taking a shortcut. Muhammad is taking a shortcut. >> They're both about to be on the road with no service. >> Oh my god. They're about to be here. Oh my gosh. Wait a minute. Muhamad is getting dusted by Alexander. Uber is going to win. Uber is going to win. Wait, Alexander just stopped. What is Alexander doing? 5:44:31 Did Alexander's car break down? Alexander, are you okay? Is he in a river? Alexander? >> [snorts] 5:44:55 >> Uh, Alexander, are you okay? Where the [ __ ] is Muhammad going? Muhammad took the wrong turn. Muhammad took a wrong turn. Oh no, Muhammad, you might have just set yourself back. Muhammad took a wrong turn. My god, Alexander. 5:45:31 Why is this car? What? What? There we go. Okay. Wait a minute. Oh my god. I think Muhammad's lost. Muhammad's [screaming] lost. [snorts] Oh my gosh. What if Alexander has no service? >> Possibly. There's no service right there. 5:46:14 Oh my gosh. I think they're both I think they're both making a stop and dropping off someone else's food. They both have another stop. 5:46:30 Are they eating my food? [snorts] Yo, are they eating my Chick-fil-A? 5:46:48 Oh my god, Muhammad's back on the road. Did Alexander get into a car accident? Is Alexander okay? He's been sitting here for 10 minutes. His car is flipped the other way. >> It looks like he's parked on the side of the street like dropping off the order. Wait, he's back on the [screaming] road. Oh my god. Oh my god. We have action. They're basically the same distance away. 5:47:23 Alexander vers Muhammad. Alexander is closing in. He's closing in. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Muhammad, stop taking wrong turns. For Christ sakes. What are you doing? >> It's over. That's your over. [snorts] >> What is [ __ ] Mohamad doing, man? 5:48:09 What is he doing? >> Zero shot. He catches up. >> Oh my god, look how behind he is. Alexander's [ __ ] dusting him. [cough] 5:48:34 Get it ready, Drew. >> It's on. >> We don't need to head down till [snorts] he gets to like the first gate. Like that gets through the first gate. >> Brother, what is Muhammad doing? Muhammad [ __ ] himself. 5:48:59 You leaked the crib gang. Oh no, bro. Oh no, bro. You can literally [ __ ] Google it. It's right there. Go [ __ ] yourself. [snorts] Oh yeah, Alexander's going to win. Alexander's going to win. Alexander is gonna win. He literally has a straight shot to the house. >> Unless Muhammad lagged out. What if Muhammad has no service? What is Muhamad doing? 5:49:39 >> Muhamad. >> Maybe call him real quick. >> Oh my god, it went up 5 minutes. >> Call Muhammad. >> Tell me he has to hurry. >> Call Muhammad. Let me call Muhammad. Muhammad, what are you doing, man? Is that sabotage if I call him? >> Calls monitored and recorded by Door Dash or service providers for quality, safety, and security. >> That's interference. You're right. It's interference. Can't call. It's interference. You're right. I hung up. This This is OV. >> It's over. It's over. >> It's over. >> First gate. >> He's coming down the road. Alexander. And Muhammad is still [ __ ] 15 minutes away. What is he doing? Why is he driving 3 miles an hour? [snorts] >> Muhammad was moving at the start. 5:50:40 >> Muhammad was flying down to one main road and now he's going like 10. Oh my god. Here he comes. Oh my god. Wait. Freaking bum, bro. >> Unless Alexander gets stuck at the gate and gets confused. >> He'd still get here first. >> How? >> Because Muhammad be behind him. >> Who? It's whoever hands the bag to you first, >> brother. >> You never know. >> Oh my god. He's at the first gate. He's at the first gate. What? >> We got to go down. We got to go down. We got to go down now. We got to go down now. He was lagged out. I think Muhammad's What? >> Muhammad's lying. >> Muhammad is Is he okay? He's in a flying Tesla. 5:51:42 >> Oh my god. Oh no. >> Oh my god. No. Wait. What? >> It's I'm Wait, we should just go down. Wait, Alexander's still stuck at the >> Alexander's stuck at the gate. >> Oh my god, he's selling. Alexander's selling. >> Can Alexander get through the gate? We got to go down. Where the [ __ ] is Muhammad? He's still driving 10 miles an hour. Let's go down. Let's go down. Let's go down. [snorts] [laughter] Alexander has made it. Yeah, Alexander has made it to the gate. Muhammad is trailing behind. Let's see. [snorts] [snorts] Let's see. Technically, the winner is whoever hands me the food first. [snorts] Oh my gosh. This is cinema. This is cinema. 5:52:47 >> [snorts] >> [ __ ] boogers coming out of my nose and [ __ ] [snorts] >> We got to ask who if it's Alexander or Muhammad. Who is it? >> Who is it? [snorts] >> Stand right here and wait. >> Do you have Uber Eats on your phone for a live update? >> No. No. No. I don't think I don't have Uber Eats on my phone. [ __ ] [snorts] Probably need something to roll my nose into. [ __ ] [snorts] [ __ ] dude. Oh my god. Here he comes. 5:53:43 Is it Alexander or is it Muhammad? No, [snorts] no, we don't. We We let them come to us. 5:53:56 >> Or is it neither? >> What do you mean it's neither? >> Maybe it's just someone else. I don't know. [snorts] 5:54:10 Oh my god. Oh my god. Alexander. >> Yeah. >> Are you Alexander? >> Yeah. Hello, sir. >> Hello. >> Very beautiful place. >> Thank you. >> Very beautiful place. Oh my god. >> Congratulations. You won the challenge. >> You were faster than Door Dash. >> I am faster. >> Yes, you're faster. >> Yes, I am. >> Here you go. >> Oh, thank you. >> Of course. >> I go. >> You could go. It's for me. >> For you? Yes. >> That's all. >> Yeah. >> So, thank you so much, sir. >> Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. >> Good luck. Good luck. >> Thank you. Thank you so much. >> Oh my gosh. >> We sit and wait for Muhammad. [snorts] >> What is Muhammad doing, bro? >> W Alexander, dude. W Alexander. Let me see where the [ __ ] Muhammad's at. Like Muhammad, brother. What? What? Sh. I gotta ask him what happened. Pokemon interview, [snorts] 5:55:10 >> bro. Alexander delivered the food and is about to leave before Muhammad even gets here. 5:55:34 Yo, Muhamad. Muhammad, what the [ __ ] man? Door Dash Door Dash lost. Uber Eats won >> and it was cheaper, right? >> Uber Eatats was $2 cheaper and they got here quicker and it wasn't even close. >> We have a live update on where he's at. >> Yeah, Muhammad is He went to the wrong gate. >> [sighs] >> Oh, he's up there at the other. >> He's He went to the other house. Muhammad's at the wrong [ __ ] house, bro. [snorts] >> Got to do a best of three. >> That's what I'm saying. >> I might have to run a best of three. And this time do priority. So, they got to book it here. >> It's lowkey a lot of RNG on if there's even a driver nearby. [snorts] >> He's calling me. 5:56:25 >> Oh, what, bro? Muhammad. >> Hello. >> Hey, what's going on, brother? >> Yeah, the second gate code is not working. >> You uh Okay. Uh you might have to type it in like like type it in like press the buttons hard. >> Oh, it's also it's the left gate, not the right one. You're at the wrong gate, I think, 5:56:57 >> no, it's it's it's uh >> like when you go up the hill, it's the gate to the left, not the right. >> Okay, got it, Muhammad. Thank you. >> [snorts] >> Who's that? >> Like, bro, like 10 minutes late, Tor Dash, by the way. I'm start I got to start ordering new briefs. No, >> let's see. Best of three. You know, you could have just got like a a [snorts] bad roster, you know, a bad player, >> brother. I dead ass could have I'm about to f I could have finished an entire Chick-fil-A chicken sandwich before Muhammad [ __ ] got here. You get spicy or regular? >> Regular. >> Little little regular sandwich for me too when I get here. 5:57:56 >> Yo, Muhammad, what the [ __ ] man? [snorts] >> Trying to think of another place you could dash from. >> I mean, this is insane. >> Hear me out. Should we try a little item or or is it do we do a food and then if it goes one one then we do an item from like Target or some [ __ ] >> We're talking about a three-hour segment here, Drew. I don't know, dude. >> That's true. Yo, bro. 5:58:35 [snorts] 5:58:51 So, let [snorts] me get this straight. Uber Eats got here 15 minutes quicker than Door Dash. [snorts] Should we go up there? Maybe you got an injury. An injury delivering food. Let me see [snorts] where he's at. He's leaving. He's driving the whole He's leaving the He's leaving. You should drop the food, >> bro. The food's going to be cold. Call him. Call him. Or you just going to let him do his thing? He left. He left. 5:59:56 He dropped it off. Didn't say he dropped it off. 6:00:06 Oh my god. He dead ass left. He dead ass left. I'm calling him. 6:00:32 Yo, am I getting trolled? He's not answering. Oh my god. He marked it as order complete. dropped off at the top. >> He marked it as order complete and dropped it off on the middle of the road. >> Wait, what? Dude, wait. Not even in the community? >> No. He gave >> Oh, hell no. >> Should we go off there? Remember, he left it at the gate. >> We have a golf cart. >> It's in the garage. What about Daps? >> Uh, I don't even know where it's at. >> Let's go real quick. No. >> How come? Brother, 6:01:33 where is my food? >> I have a feeling he left it at the top of the gate and forgot to flip uh delivered. >> Wait, let's use a bump. What do you mean? 6:02:07 >> We'll go very very slow. 6:02:17 Bad looks for Door Dash, man. >> Not my brightest idea here, boys. >> You could have been in the garage by now. >> Okay, >> there you go. >> All right. >> Ow. >> What did you just do? >> The cushion fell on my [ __ ] foot. But it's not a cushion. It's like wooden. Hop on, bro. >> Holy crack there. >> It's fine. Hop on. >> Hold on very tight. Okay. >> I'm going to go slow. 6:02:56 >> You good? >> Yeah, I'm fine. >> Oh [ __ ] Like, where the [ __ ] could Muhammad have possibly left my food? 6:03:12 on my soul. If it's just sitting in the road, I'm I'm refunding. I don't care. I don't care. L Millionaire, L Green, whatever, bro. I'm refunding. 6:03:34 >> Wait, is this going to signal the gate? Yeah, I think it doesn't do the second or maybe actually I don't know. It might not 6:03:58 where like the fact that I have to do all this to get my food is crazy. 6:04:10 Yo, bro. Where is my Chick-fil-A? >> Wait. Yeah, I just want to dropped it in the middle of the road. Unless it's at this house. >> It's actually No, no, it's not there. It's nowhere to be seen. >> Bro, what the [ __ ] Muhammad, >> get back on. We have to go down. >> All right. Hold on. Just like make sure you like throw it over the fence or something. >> Yeah. Not here. [ __ ] Serious. Muhammad. Muhammad. Either either my food is on the side of the road somewhere or Muhammad's eating a Chick-fil-A sandwich on his drive back. >> Mohammed [ __ ] downing your [ __ ] bro. >> You good? Yeah, I'm just >> I'm going go down very slow. >> Yeah, I know, 6:05:14 >> brother. >> Maybe he left at the first gate. >> If he left at the first gate, I'm actually going to be so angry. I I swear to God, I'm refunding, by the way. >> Bro, he didn't even like Did he like message you or anything? No, I mean he called me and I told him the exact gate code and what gate it was and he said he said, "Uh, okay." And then I tried to call him back and no answer. I actually wanted that chicken sandwich. [ __ ] man. I mean, this is insane. Having to do all this to get your food, Door Dash, this is not a good look. Muhammad, my brother. Come on, man. What is this [ __ ] >> All right, we don't look out down here. Surely he didn't just steal my food, right? >> Bro, there's a possibility, man. >> There's no way he stole my food. 6:06:18 >> Maybe he messaged you just now saying where he left it or something. I don't know. >> Where the Where is my food? 6:06:35 >> I don't know, >> bro. He dead ass took the food. >> You guys filming? >> What is that? >> What are you guys filming? >> Uh stream. >> That's pretty [ __ ] sick. Where? >> Uh just around here. >> Twitch. Pretty awesome. >> On Twitch. >> Yeah, on Twitch. Oh, you meant like what platform? Yeah, on Twitch. I ordered Door Dash. The dude dropped my food off down here. >> Oh, he did? >> Yeah. >> That's [ __ ] up. >> I know. Wait, what car is that? >> Oh, [ __ ] That shit's tough. >> You [ __ ] with the interior of this thing? >> Yeah. Is that orange? >> Oh my god. Is >> that >> Yeah. >> Wait, you guys you guys live here? >> Yeah, I have I I have a Tamario. >> Oh, sick, bro. >> Yeah. >> Sick. >> I'll see you around. >> I wonder which neighbor is that? You're actually cool. >> Yo, brother. Brother. My fault. My fault. Where the [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Where is my food? >> Actually, no food here. >> He stole my food. 6:07:40 We getting out or staying on door, bro. >> He said he dropped it off right there. Sorry real quick. >> We're just going to leave this here. Look around. >> Yeah. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Put it down. 6:08:10 >> [ __ ] Muhammad, bro. >> He stole our food. >> He stole my food. >> Muhammad. >> Muhammad. my driver. >> How'd you steal it? >> I don't know. >> Probably mad that you lost the race for the >> brother. Wait a minute. What are you drinking? protein. >> Let me check the back seat. >> Go ahead. >> Unlock the car. >> Pretty clean. >> What the [ __ ] are you talking? >> Did you steal my Chick-fil-A? >> I just got back, you fat [ __ ] Eating Chick-fil-A. 6:09:12 >> Where is that? That's where he dropped it off at in the middle of the [ __ ] road. What is it? Zoom out. No, that's like up there, >> right? >> On the corner of the gate. Is it not on the corner of the gate? >> See a big white bag. >> Yo, [ __ ] Mohamd, bro. Dead ass. [ __ ] Mohamd. This is insane. It's not here. He dead ass stole my [screaming] food. >> Got to hit the refund method. >> No, I'm calling him. >> Wait, come here. Open the gate for serviceafy and >> I have your clickers. By the way, >> no, I want that guy fired. >> He He He got to the gate, said that he 6:10:16 was at the gate. I called him back and then he doesn't answer. >> Did you put in the code? >> Yeah, it says order. He said order complete and my food's nowhere to be found. >> How much did you tip? >> I tipped $5 and guess what I had to ready? Guess what I had ready for him? $100 tip. >> Are you sure you didn't? >> He just hung up the phone. Oh, [ __ ] no. Oh, [ __ ] no. Muhammad, >> how do you know you leave it at the door? >> Because we I'm doing I was doing Uber Eats. >> What if he left it at the door and it just glitched? >> No. No. I was waiting at the door. >> Did he leave it at the gate? >> No. >> Did he leave it at the house? Any >> No. No. He's a scammer. He's a [ __ ] thief. >> Did you check the door? >> It's not. It's not. He's a scammer. He scammed me. 6:11:16 Where is it? >> Yo, no. This is [ __ ] up. This is dead ass [ __ ] up. >> This is a learning lesson, you fat [ __ ] >> Stop ordering chicken wings. >> I didn't actually want the food. I'm doing Uber Eats versus Door Dash. Who can deliver quickly? >> You wouldn't have eaten any of it. >> No, I didn't. I didn't even need a sandwich. >> He's wearing a [ __ ] chicken wing on his [ __ ] neck. I'm spam calling. I'm getting him fired. I don't care. >> No. Let's Let's not say that. You're right. I hate follow on Twitter. >> I Yo, he stole my food. >> You know what I hate? >> Wait, what if that's him right there? >> Mohamad, >> you know what I hate? I hate when these like entitled ass streamers use people working a normal job for content. Like you're a sick bastard, bro. I'm glad you didn't get your food. >> $100 tip for him. 6:12:16 >> You're a sick [ __ ] bastard. >> Yo, he's hanging. I'm messaging him. Muhammad, did you steal my food? Where is my food? It's nowhere. I'm checking all the roads and houses. It's nowhere. You enjoying that Chick-fil-A, Muhammad? 6:12:51 [snorts] 6:12:57 This is [ __ ] abysmal. >> [cough] >> pinned. Muhamad, stop calling me. The food was good, Lacy. Okay, Muhammad, bet. Come on, Drew. Let's go. You might have to type pin in and then hop on. >> Oh, [ __ ] >> Hold on. Wait. >> You get on first. >> Wait. Ready. All right. I'm on. Ready. Yo, surely surely we missed it, right? I don't believe he would have just stole the food. I don't believe that. There's no way. I don't believe someone a Door Dash driver would just steal the food. 6:14:01 Brother, that is insane. 6:14:26 Bro, surely we're missing something, right? >> Just nowhere. >> Oh my god. >> We would see the white bags. >> I know. I'm like appalled right now. 6:14:50 I would have been a little I would have been a little upset if he like left it on the road. But like taking the food and just not delivering, I'm getting a refund. 6:15:10 >> Ready? Ready. >> Wow, bro. Like genuinely wow. 6:15:25 Maybe he left it on the side up here somewhere. >> Why would he do that? >> I don't know. >> No way, man. I've wanted that chicken sandwich, too. >> I mean, I'm not going to lie. Is it even worth doing round two out of three? >> Like this sweep. >> Yeah, this is a sweep from Uber Eats. It's not even closed. >> Not even food delivered, >> huh? >> Not like it got here a little quicker. It's just not even like remotely close >> even get here like there's no he just gave up. At least leave it somewhere like that we could grab. 6:16:10 Wow. Actually insane. >> Holy [ __ ] This This thing is something. This thing, this thing is definitely something. >> Dead ass. Never seen anything like that. >> They're saying you passed it. >> Send a clip. Send a clip. >> Send a clip. 6:16:46 >> Wait. 6:16:59 [ __ ] ridiculous. >> Yo, >> what? >> Not in a good mood right now. >> What happened, bro? >> I just got scammed by Muhammad. >> Muhammad, you fat [ __ ] You're so sorry about that [ __ ] >> Yes, >> it's right there. >> This is Alexander's. You ordered two Chick-fil-As. >> What the [ __ ] did we miss, bro? >> I did a competition to see who delivers faster, Door Dash or Uber Eats, and Uber Eats got here and Door Dash scammed me. >> Oh, you're not going to eat it, so throw it away. >> Grilled Nuggets. You want it? >> I don't want it. I already ate it. >> You lazy locking. I'm on my locking health nuggets cuz you be Door Dashing [ __ ] Chick-fil-A and all these goddamn smoothies, bro. That's why I picked one over you, Lacy. >> Yo, bro. >> Bro, stay away. You're sick. >> [ __ ] >> 6 feet. 6:17:59 >> You don't never seen a Chinese cowboy in my life. >> Chinese cowboy, bro. They don't even got horse in China. >> I'm actually >> [sighs] 6:18:21 >> And Muhammad's just not answering. I'm on my delivered 5 minutes ago. Muhammad egoed me. Matt, help. >> He said he delivered it five minutes ago. >> Problem with delivery. Order never arrived. Describe what happened. I'm gonna describe what happened. My Uber driver called me and said he could at the gate. I gave him the gate code and then he said dropped the food off and I never got the food. 6:19:03 You [snorts] passed it. Okay. Send me the clip then. Send me the clip then. 6:19:18 [snorts] 6:19:35 >> [snorts] 6:19:48 >> Little cheese cheese balls. >> Like this is not the clip. 6:20:00 Nice. So you guys are just lying chat. No, no, no. Bad. Y'all are lying. Cool. 6:20:18 I'm sending you a complaint. >> [snorts] >> I went and checked my entire street and all the houses. I went and checked my entire street and the main gate and there was no food anywhere. 6:20:46 Could 6:20:59 you take a moment to look for your order? I did. 6:21:23 I want my refund. Redeliver the items. No, I want my refund. Accept refund. Thank you. 6:21:42 Yep. Just got my refund. Just got my refund. 6:22:02 It's not It's not It's not chat. [snorts] Like, yeah, I guess this is real. Like chat, you guys photoshopping a Chick-fil-A bag in the [ __ ] trees. Like you guys are just idiots, dude. 6:22:27 How many hate threads on X will it take for this idiot to stop farming regular workers? Yo, bro, I don't give a [ __ ] about a hate thread on X. Dude, you care. You care if I order Door Dash and the the Dasher steals the food and marks it as order complete. How is that my fault? You [ __ ] I'm not even trying. I'm not even I'm blocking you. I'm kicking you from the com, too. How do I Dad? K from the com. Kick that [ __ ] from the com. Oh my god. Oh my god. 6:23:10 Brother, brother, if you order food and have a $100 tip and the guy steals the food, oh my god. He stole my [ __ ] 6:23:51 He [snorts] was hungry, bro. Chill. No. Bet. Bet. 6:24:08 like insane the [ __ ] that you guys try to justify the [ __ ] that best two out of three. I'm not doing two out of three. I'm [snorts] not doing two out of three. I'm not doing two out of three. The reason I'm not you don't need two orders, it doesn't matter what I need or what I want or what I deserve or what I need. If I order something and I pay the money plus I pay a tip plus I have a $100 tip and the the delivery driver marks the food as delivered and the food is nowhere to be found besides in his stomach. It doesn't matter if I didn't need the food. I He stole it. Do they know they were getting $100? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. How is that how your brain works? Did they know they were getting an extra $100 6:25:10 tip? Like what? If you pay for food on a delivery app, you pay for a tip and they steal your food. There's no justifying that. 6:25:31 [cough] And because that guy stole my food, he missed out on a $100 tip. And hopefully he gets penalized. 6:25:48 And you know what? I'm [snorts] sending him a picture, too. 6:26:12 had a $100 tip waiting for you. Muhammad unfortunately can't find the food and you won't answer. [snorts] 6:26:51 Exactly, Maddie. Thank you. Thank you. Because I'm a streamer and I have money, it doesn't matter. But imagine imagine imagine a [ __ ] single mother of two kids saved up money and ordered their kids pizza after a long day at work and Muhammad stole her pizza and now her kids don't get food. and she and she saved up her paycheck to order her kids pizza, but Muhammad decides to not deliver it and take the food. It's the principle. It doesn't matter if I if I can't afford if it doesn't matter if I have money and can afford for it to be lost. It's the principle, 6:27:32 [snorts] man. I just get sent this. I'm about to end my stream. Like, what the [ __ ] are y'all sending me, bro? What is this [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [snorts] 6:27:55 [snorts] >> chat. This is before Drew started working for me. I asked Drew to face reveal and this is the selfie he sent me. I asked Drew if he could just show what he looked like and this is the picture he out of all pictures he sent me this one to to face reveal himself. >> [cough] 6:28:16 >> or like I want to do round two out of three, but I genuinely can't believe [snorts] I can't believe I lost this [ __ ] Oh, nice. Muhammad just posted in my com. Thanks for the Chick-fil-A. Nice. 6:28:39 I mean, this is just insane. Made with AI. Nice. 6:29:05 I don't care. I'm not getting hate. Shout out Phantom for the idea. 6:29:24 Did I spell shout out wrong? [laughter] 6:29:43 Rea rage spelling. Yo, this you guys are dick suckers. I want I want to know what my penis tastes like. 6:30:01 Rain bet segment, guys. The rain bet segments will start on the 14th, okay? After the Vegas trip is when the rain bet segments start, okay? They do not start until that until the 14th. And until then, I do have uh my pack uh stuff to finish. There's new maps in Modern Warfare. 6:30:36 Wait, so what happens to Patra? Um I told y'all Rain Bet, they bought me out of everything, bro. 6:31:03 >> [snorts] >> Bro, chat. Y'all don't know how excited I am, dude. Y'all don't know how No more gold spams. No, now we just spam slots. Finally. Yes. [snorts] Oh, it's going to hit, bro. I don't. Now I can actually gamble late night and I can have my normal chat. Oh my god, it's going to be so nice. [snorts] That's fine. Winning. You don't got to watch. 6:31:43 I'm about to go 18 plus. 6:31:54 If I have a Rainbed account with wagered on it, will I be able to switch codes? Um, let me ask. 6:32:25 You should be able to. Yeah, you should be able to. I think you should. chat. Let me send y'all this. Um, where is it? Are you still talking to Marlin Lacy? Sad face. What? 6:33:15 Holy [ __ ] What is this going to go up to? This might be [ __ ] crazy. Oh, I got to change all this [ __ ] Okay. All right. Wait, is it on 18 plus? Low key just realized your nose is so big. 6:33:52 All right, bet. Who's that? All right, let's run this. Wait, 6:34:26 wait. [snorts] 6:34:36 >> [snorts] >> I'm not broke. Yo, Mstone, thank you for the five gifted. Wait. [laughter] 6:35:16 Send user ID. I'll tip 10 bucks. 6:35:26 Did you just spit a ice cube back into your drink? I guess we don't all do that, bro. Y'all be acting like half the [ __ ] I do is not normal. 6:35:48 It's not. Yes, it is. 6:35:57 Put your cash app on stream. I don't have cash app, bro. >> [snorts] [sighs] 6:36:10 >> Uh chat might not have any uh might not be doing this tonight unfortunately. [cough] 6:36:26 Just give me your ID, bro. Yo, [ __ ] you. How's that sound? Zema, thank you for the five gifted. I can't take you serious with a chicken wing around your neck. You're just mad you notice [ __ ] is swaggy. 6:36:50 [snorts] 6:37:02 I can send it on Apple Pay or Zel just send the wire. Hold on, C. I'm just waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Uh, yeah. Probably not happening tonight. Probably not happening tonight. Uh, [sighs] wait. 6:37:22 The [ __ ] did Drew just send me pinned? 6:37:35 >> Oh, I guess I forgot my code. [cough] They didn't guess they did. They must have cut it. >> Really? This is year two. >> They heard about your rain bed deal. Yeah, but doesn't start till the 14th. Doesn't start till the 14th. [laughter] 6:38:13 >> [cough] >> Bro, I actually cannot wait till the 14th. Oh my god, this Vegas trip with Faxby is going to be so fun. [cough] Are you reading YouTube chat? Yes. [snorts] When's it be on bell stream? Soon, soon. Wait, what are y'all saying? Cap too. What do you mean cap? Why are y'all saw? Yo, I swear to Leon Bell stream's happening soon. Look, look. I texted him LA like last night. I'm not even trolling. I'll show y'all. Look yesterday. Yesterday. any chance you're in LA and want to do something? He said, "What day you thinking?" 6:39:14 [snorts] [cough] 6:39:27 Like, what do I say? What day should I do? What day should I do? Ginge is pulling up on the 11th, right? Should we do ninth or 10th? Ninth, 10th, or 15th or six? Oh, no. I leave for Florida. You have YouTube shoot on the 10th? Probably the 9th [snorts] or the 15th would work. 6:40:24 Wait, Russell, did you see what I said in the group chat? 6:40:48 Oh, I guess I forgot my code. 6:41:01 Lacy, when are you giving a thousand to PO box winners, buddy? I already did that. I already did that. I bended that. I bended that. 6:41:18 All right. Well, chat. Um, yeah. Yeah, chat. Yeah, that's going to be that. I guess that's going to wrap it up. I guess. I don't I don't really know, dude. I don't really know, dude. Uh, it's not looking It's not looking It's not looking good. It's not looking like it's gonna happen tonight, boys. Not really sure what's going on here. Um, not gonna lie. Chat incoming. Hey, but look, W7 Hour stream has some good segments today. Um, honestly surprised I busted 11 hours out while sick. But guys, listen. Upcoming streams. I'm I'mma go over everything right now. Okay. Upcoming streams. Um, tomorrow I'll be live uh for a little bit after Oh, I just got three extra dollars in Door Dash credits. Nice. Uh, tomorrow I'll be live for a little bit after um some NFL games. Gonna wake up, watch some NFL games. Okay. Um, then we have suit shopping coming up for streamer a rewards. I got to go suit shopping for streamer awards. We have 6:42:19 the Lady on Bell stream happening very soon. Then we have streamer awards itself. We have a sleepover with Rug in San Diego. Then we have TwitchCon. Then on the 14th, uh, my Rain Bet deal kicks off with a IRL Vegas stream with Vaxi. We're going to have a [ __ ] ton of cash in Vegas and we're going to go gamble. Um, and then we have GTA marathon starting on the 16th. All right. [cough] But hey, [snorts] again, for all the people that were in today's stream, sorry I'm sick. I'm getting better day by day. Hopefully tomorrow I'll be even better. My voice will be better. I won't feel as shitty. But um, I love y'all. And for all the people who do like gambling, like I said, uh join the the Gamba Discord, um we have a $75,000 leaderboard coming very very soon and like 25K just in straight giveaways for the chat and tips and [ __ ] So, um it's going to be a lot of fun for all the for all the people who do like gambling. And if you don't like gambling and you're not above 18, you can literally just 6:43:20 click off for like an hour of the stream when it happens. But it's only going to be like literally like 15 hours every single month. come out of like the 180 that I stream. So, um, but yeah, W stream in the chat. Uh, hopefully I'll feel a little bit better tomorrow and not be as sick. I love you guys and I'll see y'all tomorrow. >> She want to meet me at I'll see y'all tomorrow. >> [music] >> patience. I got to get save [music] to get paid. Get my whole >> I do gravity [music] above the stars. I'm going to Mars when I [singing] float. Can
